Reddit Writing Prompts

–"They threatened to hurt you." –"So you killed them all?!" –"Of course not, don't be absurd. I left one alive to tell the tale of what happened to the others."

When the aliens came to earth to invade, people were scared at first. But it quickly became apparent that even they didnt spend as much on their military as the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

When at least one copy of a book exists, so too exists an alternate dimension where the story is true. The government, upon building an interdimensional transportation device, realized the danger of this and began burning all 'harmful' books.

Many years ago, your ship crash landed on Earth, and met a young human. You remember him fondly. Twenty years to the day, he just stepped out of the rocketship that landed on your home planet.

When in human form touching a dragon's tail is incredibly sexual, much like sticking your hands down someone's pants in public and nearly as pleasurable. Despite your public setting, your dragon GF doesn't have the heart to tell you all this when you ask to feel her tail.

You sell magical items. For some reason, none of your customers seem to understand that invisible cloaks are meant for keeping people warm without hiding more fashionable clothing.

An angel matches with a demon on a dating site. The angel expects the demon to be dominating and imposing, but she's actually soft and cuddly. The demon expects the angel to be pure and stoic, but she's actually childish and emotional.

Unknowingly by using the phrase "for the time being...", humanity has been gifting things to the time being. Now it wants to return the favor.

In the deepest parts of every deadly dungeon or dark labyrinth, there is a hobbling old merchant that sets up a stand to sell basic items such as healing potions. No one knows how he gets down there, but all of the monsters fear him.

You encountered an eldritch being as a kid, but instead of being creeped out, you gave them food. Since then, they have followed you everywhere, never leaving your side, and they also eat all your food.

Having a harem. Expectation: Constant sex with a group of beautiful woman who adore you. Reality: Group smash bros sessions, trying to organize dinner with everyone, a really big bed, and constant sex with a group of woman who all love you.

"Attention all citizens - This is not a drill - Do not shelter in place - Avoid enclosed spaces - Leave doors and windows open"

Your vampire roommate just came back from the mall. Since she can't use a mirror, she was hoping you could help her out, and tell her how all the underwear she just bought looks on her.

Dracula has been slain by a vampire hunter. But what's going to happen to his estate? An estate lawyer has been charged with going through the documents of the vampire's many properties, and finding out what goes where. This includes a very, very long will and testament.

You’ve been stuck in a time loop for over one hundred years. On this latest loop everyone acknowledges the loop and ask what you’ll do this time.

You're a fraud. Your parents are wizards, your siblings are wizards, but you are not. However, the wizardry school still sent you an invite - apparently, they didn't know you weren't born with powers. So, now you're trying to fake your way through school just with stage magic.

You accidentally summon a demon from the underworld. Surprisingly, the demon is just as terrified of you as you are of it.

"Who you think is the leader of this revolution?" Said the prince after his father suggested they both flee the castle as the revolutionaries invaded

Her gender ambiguous name and a careless administrator landed her in the boy's dorm. She couldn't have been happier... and neither could they!

When you attacked the Demon Queen's castle you tought you were prepared for everything. The maid costume took you by surprise anyways.

You're one of the most feared supervillains. Your superpower? You can fully control one atom at a time.

Fleshrippers are the most dangerous creatures in the galaxy. Found in many numbers, they hunt their prey and kill them brutally. But... they have one flaw. They taste delicious when cooked.

There is a certain amount of caffeine that induces cardiac arrest. I have found that amount and removed a single nanogram from it. This is, mathematically, the strongest coffee in existence.

At first you just took it as humility but hearing "I'm just a normal person" after they killed a dragon the size of a mountain range, it's starting to piss you off.

If we die today it will be-" "you said that the last 3000 times the loop repeated, SHUT UP"

The shy, bookish heir to the throne is nothing like their hedonistic father, but they’re forced to step into his shoes when he passes away. While the actual ruling of the kingdom is going fine, they have no idea how to deal with the advances of the late king’s harem.

You are the maid of a young noblewoman who has just come to you with the strangest story. According to her, the world you live in is that of a 'video game', and she's the villainess of said game who wound up either executed or dead. Now she wants to avoid her fate, and needs your help to do so.

"If you're a dhampir, and vampires are literal corpses, how was your mom the vampire?" "...Don't question it."

You've contracted a horrible illness after having a little too much contact with a god for a little too long. It's weird no one ever mentions that divinity is infectious.

Was it right to give her BFF's crush a fleshlight that held a portal to her vagina? Probably not. But did it help speed things along? Oh... definitely!