Reddit Writing Prompts

You are an alien Hive Queen and you're supposed to be conquering Earth right now. But you're to busy with your career streaming video games on the internet.

As Death you usually don't care much about *how* people die. It is your job to guide them to the afterlife, not investigate their deaths. But recently *a lot* more people are dying than usual, with no sign of slowing down.

You are one of the two only survivors of a virus that has wiped out the world's population. The other survivor is the girl you hate the most.

You were made fun of as a male with a 'feminine' superpower growing up. Who's laughing now considering you are now the most powerful and richest superhero?

"Oh you are not drinking!" "Why not?" "Last time you tried to ride a door like a motorcycle." "So...?" "You got over 120 km/h on that door!!!"

A few years ago, your country elected a chaotic neutral president, who permanently made it so the candidate with the fewest votes is elected. Everyone was expecting absolute carnage in the next electoral season but... Things have never been better

Your partner has seduced a submissive and decided to surprise you with a threesome. The real surprise though, is that the girl you find neatly bound and on her knees... is your boss.

Your elder sister, an android created to take care of you, always told you to never go outside, that the earth had been taken over by robots and are hunting humans to extinction, and that she was protecting you from them. She lied.

A mindreader accidentally read the mind of an incomprehensible being whose thoughts and mind are rumored to lead mortals into insanity, and finds that this is actually not the case by a longshot.

Medusa finally leaves her cave after thousands of years. She finds out her power to turn people into stone no longer works as it relies on people perceiving her to be ugly and beauty standards have drastically changed. Now she is wondering if she prefers isolation over the catcalls.

He allways felt like an ugly duckling next to his curvy, busty, beautifull best friend. Until he got her wishlist for her birthday "Pin me down, fuck my tits, destroy my ass, breed my pussy, hold me tight, make me yours!"

You have been a mountaintop prophet for 1,000 years. Each person only gets one question and you're sure you've heard every question that can be asked. Until one day someone uses their one question to ask, "How are you doing?"

The name of your one true love is written on one of your wrists, and the name of your worst enemy is written on the other. The thing is, you don't know which wrist is for whom.

When someone training to be a lust mage turns 18 It's traditional for them to spend 24 hours in the 'tentacle room' to help ingratiate them to their new profession.

You are an entity that feeds off all negative emotions, and so you did the only logical thing; you got a job at a call centre.

"Welcome to hell. You've certainly been a naughty one, haven't you. Get ready for an eternity with some of the most deivious punishments we have!" In reality, they had gone to heaven, but it was decided they'd be happier not knowing.

"Dad, I'm-""An edlritch abomination beyond my understanding,yes yes, cool. Groovy. You are still going to therapy.""...I hate this family!"

"Stop, or people will think you are flirting with me!" When he told this to his hot tomboy best friend, he did not expect her to blow up at him. "I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU! I HAVE BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU LIKE A HORNY BIMBO FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS YOU WONDERFULL MORON!!!"

It's been two months since i started dating my new girlfriend, However she panics when she accidentally reveals that she's a werewolf. It was hard to Explain that i already knew and even harder to explain that i was into it.

"You know, rock, I've had time to think ever since I wiped out all of humanity, and I've come to a definitive conclusion; the human race wasn't the problem, I was."

*sigh* Another sultry and seductive woman talking to me of all people on a lonely night. Babe, would you kindly turn into a demon, a vampire or something of the sort already ? I already know you're not human, and it'd make me feel less shitty for pumping you full of cold iron and silver.

Escape pods are built for two, but it's basically like being trapped in a closet with a stranger. It's a week until the rescue ship arrives, and the other passenger is already really getting on your nerves. You’re going to end up killing them or fucking their brains out, whichever comes first.

The time has come for you to introduce your partner to your parents, except your partner is a vampire and your parents are ancient pureblood dragons who are not too happy with your choice.

"So, they think we're animals?" your mentor pauses for a bit, thinking about your question before answering "No, worse. Sapient beings are to them as non-sapient animals are to us. There's no 'think' about it."

You wrote it in your list as half a joke. But on Christmas morning, you awake to a big tit, big ass goth girl under your tree, half naked, Christmas plug in her ass, tied up in ribbon, and looking a little displeased.

,,...And that is why you'll never see human in any ZOO in the whole galaxy."

You spent 3000 years in hypersleep traveling to a distant planet that can support life. you arrive and find human skeletons and a barren wasteland, apparently they invented better spaceships 50 years after you left

Sexuality is not only not a taboo in this society, it is a conerstone. (Similarly to how media and entertainment is in ours) Fucking you coworker's ass? A kind gesture. A politcal candidate giving out blowjobs? A great marketing strategy. Having sex in the movie theatre? Just a little obnoxious.

Most sapient species go extinct without ever leaving their cradle world. As a result those that do make it to space struggle to find habital planets that aren't haunted

You were coerced into entering a labyrinth to save someone you thought you loved but after being lost for over a century... unaging... undying... all thanks to the magic of the labyrinth you're beyond exhausted and are forced to wonder if it was even worth it.