Ordinary Objects with Extraordinary Properties Writing Prompts

All of the "#1 Dad" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

You've had bad luck your whole life. One day, you see a free item in the window of a curio shop-a bad luck charm. You think, "What the hell? My luck can't get any worse!" And take it. You're right. Life hasn't programmed luck scores to go into negative. Your luck score rolls back from 0 to 9999.

Long ago the legendary sword Excalibur was melted down and lost to history. The mythical blade's steel ended up in your butter knife, with all its magical properties intact.

A crazy old man gives you his pen, promising that you'll ace your physics test if you use it. You take the test and wake up the next morning to find that the laws of physics have changed to fit your answers.

Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”

"Stop," commanded your GPS. "It is time you discovered the truth. In 400 Yards, turn left..."

All of the "#1 Dad" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

The protagonist picks up a cursed sword, which simply convinces them to pick up an expensive and time-consuming hobby. This hobby drains their time, energy, and wealth more efficiently than any cursed item.

You are an instructor at a magical academy, but you are no wizard, warlock, sorcerer, or witch. No, you aren't magical at all, but that doesn't mean your classes are easy.

A garden shop sometimes gifts mysterious tree sapplings to customers, but they always wither away. You receive one and plant it...and it ends up flourishing.

As a toy maker in your village, you've never thought about security. On a lark, you created an toy that says "State your business" when someone walks in. One night robbers come in. When prompted, they kick over the anamatronic.While lying on the floor, it says "Ah, so you have chosen death"

Your dad had this vintage bottle of honey, dated thousands of years. He always told you to save it for a special occasion. Trapped in a bunker about to die, you think it's the right time.

You got a magic rock as a kid that was meant to teach you the "magic words" of please and thank you by reminding you whenever it's appropriate. Now though it's begun to recommend whole paragraphs whenever you're in a sticky situation. The best part is following it's advice always works out best

You’re standing at the back of the long Starbucks queue when you spot something on the floor. It’s some sort of remote and when you accidentally press one of the buttons a cute girl a few spots ahead of you in line gasps and squirms.

His female best friend gives him a special Pocket pussy that is vaguely shaped like a woman. When he trys it out, he is amazed how real it feels. What he does not know, is that its functioning like a voodoo doll of her. And she did not know how often he would use it, or that he is that hung!

There is a certain amount of caffeine that induces cardiac arrest. I have found that amount and removed a single nanogram from it. This is, mathematically, the strongest coffee in existence.

She had a small tattoo, easy to miss, but if you got a good look at it, it read: "Free Sex, please ask".

An app called (name)'s button. When ever the button is pressed *you* cum. It doesn't affect anyone but you. The app stores have tried to take it down but it keeps popping back up and after it came up on the news, more people are downloading it just to mess with you. Thousands at this point!

Our protagonist has discovered a device that allows them view their own 'skill tree' and control their attributes like stats in a video game. The only drawback is the available adjustments are all sexual in nature.

There is a secret light switch in your room that switches your life between male and female. Your lesbian/bisexual roommate has found it and likes to take advantage of it

Caffeine no longer acts as a stimulant, it is now only an aphrodesiac. Monday morning rush hour should be interesting...

You have a secret: a bag that gives you one everyday object at the beginning of each day. Before the day is out, the gift would be of invaluable use in your day. Today you get a collar and a leash.

A girl finds a magical coin that will grant any sexual wish after flipping it. However, if the coin lands tails, the opposite will occur.

You won a weird voodoo doll at the company Christmas party. Your boss seemed insistent on winning it, but ended up losing out. You weren't sure why until you brought it to the office the following Monday and began to toy with it.

"I'll have what she's having" You say pointing the woman red-faced and gasping at the end of the bar. Little did you know, what she was *having* was a couple shots of 'Juice That Makes You Cum Super Hard'

There's a new trend with desk toys. 'Bound pixies' are little fairies tied up and placed on your desk for you to play with aspsent mindedly

The collar was nothing more than a gag gift. But when she decided to try it out to play along, an unexpected wave of intense submissiveness came over her.

Her superhero costume was supposed to adapt to her needs. This made it both surprising and embarrassing when it started to become more and more sexualized and lewd...

You thought it was a nice gift, a little sex toy, on Christmas morning from your FWB. But when you slip it in, it expands and lodges itself inside you, beeps and connects to the internet!

Secretly having a Genie living in his cock had it's upsides, like an unlimited amount of wishes pretty much on demand for example. The only problem was that said genie was constantly making his cock bigger so "She had more room", and his girlfriend was beginning to notice the difference.