Magical Realism Writing Prompts

You decide to prank your newborn kid by having him read Harry Potter series and convincing him it's real and that he is a wizard as well. You fake a Hogwarts letter, drive him to King's Cross station and wait for the moment he crashes into the pillar. He goes straight through.

A necromancer discovers that spells to animate dead bodies also work on other things that have been described as "dead," such as batteries, cars, appliances, friendships, and romances.

You’re the god of small luck, you make the bus late, make pennies appear. You receive a prayer from a homeless man, “Please, I want to get on my feet. A stable job, a wife, some kids.” Normally, you’d forward his prayer to the god of success. Now, you decide to take on the case yourself.

Every child is given a pet rock when they turn ten. For the next decade the rock slowly forms into a shape that resembles the personality of its owner. Your rock still looks like a rock.

Your tiny pet dragon loves to guard your wallet, which is adorable until you hit the jackpot of the lottery - this species grows with the size of its hoard.

An angry magician cursed a city, turning all the residents into the first animal they thought of. Not powerful enough, it only lasted for a day, and the people surprisingly had fun. A year later they offered to pay the magician to do it again and to make him the leader of the celebration.

"This... is your treasure hoard, Dragon?" "Yes. Nobody pays with gold and jewels anymore, it's all paper money or stocks and bonds. I miss being able to lay down in a pile of loot, but I am forced to adapt to modern times."

All of your siblings, papart from you, have attended a prestigious wizarding school. Now, after all these years, they're back in your "regular" world... and don't even know how an oven works.

Everyday you wake up in the ideal clothing for the day. Today you woke up in q Hazmat Suit.

You wrote it in your list as half a joke. But on Christmas morning, you awake to a big tit, big ass goth girl under your tree, half naked, Christmas plug in her ass, tied up in ribbon, and looking a little displeased.

You sell magical items. For some reason, none of your customers seem to understand that invisible cloaks are meant for keeping people warm without hiding more fashionable clothing.

You are a Fae working in a callcenter, "Can I have your name please?"

You were born into a witches coven as the only male. Naturally, this led to quite a bit of teasing from all your friends and family growing up as the sole male witch. However, the day you turned 18, the teasing from all of them became more...lewd.

Your roommate is a Succubus, although it’s become very apparent that she’d rather play video games than do “normal Succubus things”. You’ve even asked what she does when she gets hungry, and she just shoved a had down her panties and pulled out a vibrator. She strange, yet fascinating.

She had no idea how popular her shape-shifting abilities were going to make her with her sorority sisters, until one of them asked the question, "Can you grow a cock?"

“Yeah, a couple of guys back in my old fraternity were magical creatures. One thing I learned the hard way from my time there is to never get into a drinking contest with a dwarf, an elf, really, any other fae in general, a dragon, or a vampire. They will drink the entire frat under the table.”

Your witch next door neighbor has been insistent on changing her breast size every other week, and barging in to demand your opinion. As you finish explaining, your demon friend palms his face and says: "Dude... she's flirting with you."

You dyed your hair a dark green that looks great in sunlight. But now your life has turned into a sexy anime. You now have a hot step-sibling, a water spirit lives in your shower and a demon follows you to class when you walk by the forest.

You know what? This cosplayer is *really* cute. Fuck it. Just this once, you're going to let the Jedi Mind Trick "work" on you...

Your magic living sentient tattoo is much more popular than you are. Everyone prefers to talk to it and pretend like you don't exist.

Rather than a wedding ring, when a man and a woman get married they exchange a magic ring that portals his cock into her pussy, while also keeping it constantly erect. For a newly wed couple, this was going to take some getting used too.

A witch turns everyone at a party into a sexy version of their costume. Cat becomes a sexy cat, nurse becomes a sexy nurse, etc. Problem is most of the costumes were already sexy versions. What happens when the sexy angel turns into a *sexy* sexy angel?

When a Succubus set up a cupcake delivery service, everyone assumed that it was a pretense for sex work, but they were totally wrong! She *does* still fuck her customers, but that's incidental... The cupcakes are the product!

Ever since you got into running you became friends with a cheetah girl at your local park. Today you noticed her acting all weird while running together. As it turns out she’s in heat and you’re the only one she trusts for help

It's a windy day. The breeze seems to toy with his hair, pluck at the edges of his shirt... Yeah, no, the wind is definitely coming on to him.

Honestly, when his witch girlfriend turned him into a girl "just for the weekend" He knew it would be a one way spell. He didn't expect the butterflies in his stomach when she mentioned he could get pregnant if they had a threesome, or the way she was smiling about the idea...

When ever she gets wet the tentacles come.. swimming, bathing, showering, even in the rain they come. The more water there is the more of them appear. No mater the place, no matter the time, and no matter how embarrassing the situation they ALWAYS make her cum.

Your shape-shifting best friend accepts your challenge to guess your 'type'.

A young witch hears a knock on her door. She opens it to find something she could never have predicted: a little girl, clearly homeless

A budding young artist discovers that everything they draw comes to life. They're a hentai artist.