Reddit Writing Prompts

There is a land where all the women have been infected with a vampire disease, but instead of blood, they need cum. Men who travel there dress as women to pass unmolested, but sometimes they are found out and a feeding frenzy breaks out.

You grin from ear to ear. At long last, you have taken your revenge and destroyed the world! All of humanity now lies in ash and ruins!! But just then, the realisation dawned on you that you'd never actually thought this far ahead.

On their sixteenth birthday, every person in the world can utter a wish. Every year, one completely random wish is granted. This year it‘s your turn. Only problem? You don‘t actually remember what your wish was, only that you were cackling like a madman saying it.

For as long as you can remember, your parents have had you taking special medication. Today, you've missed a dose for the first time... and you seem to be growing fangs and claws.

"YES! MAYBE MY DREAM GIRLFRIEND IS A BOYFRIEND WITH TITS! WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?" He screamed at his best friend. "THE FACT THAT ONE LIKE THAT HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET WITH YOU DENSE FUCK FOR YEARS, ONLY TO BE IGNORED." His best friend, the busty, horny Tomboy, screamed back at him!

You are a superhero, except you don’t save anyone. You help people save themselves.

You are a Hitman. The job has gotten stale, so you decide to kill your next few targets in the most ridiculous, nonsensical, convoluted ways you can think of.

"Hatchling listen. I've seen it a hundred times on a hundred worlds. Where ever men and dragons co exist, our kind eventually fades. Don't underestimate them."

John Brown finds himself isekaied into a fantasy world after he was executed for inciting a slave revolt at Harpers Ferry. He has overpowered abilities, and the world he's reborn into has slavery.

As the glaciers have been melting ancient horrors have been releasing into the world. You are part of a group who has been assigned to destroy these horrors

As you finish the autopsy, you are sure that, whatever this is, it is definitely not human

You are the key maker. Maker of Keys. Not intentionally though. You randomly get strong compulsions to make all types of keys. Each with its hole. One day you make an extraordinarily… odd one.

A standard slasher cast of college kids goes to an infamous camping ground. Only the killer in the forest isn't out for blood. He fell in love with the would be Final Girl and wants the other campers to help him ask her out.

You're conflicted. The demon(ess) you summoned gave you mind-blowing sex as promised, but now they won't leave your couch. You're even more conflicted since they are pantsless in this 'arrangement'

Oh no! She "accidentally" sent her nudes to that cute boy from the dorms! Now she'll have to do "just anything" to keep him quiet...

I didn't become a mage to take advantage of people, but this merchant is really grateful that I saved him & is insisting I spend the night at his home, in his daughter's bed. His daughter is even more enthusiastic about the idea than he is, happily insisting that she's my new slave.

The world was thrilled with the announcement that the first mission to Mars would be an all female crew. One year later, the world was terrified when they all returned pregnant.

You're promotion comes with a weird clause: "stress relief". You think nothing of it until your first week is over and your younger, cute receptionist walks into your office in a sexy black lingerie outfit. "You look stressed sir...here let me help."

"Kill the hostage for all I care; I'm not here to save anyone, I'm only here to kill you."

A teen superhero is dating a teen supervillain. Of course, both of them are going to have odd meetings with their SO's parents.

"Hold on, why am I even pretending that I am able to hear you? I'm just a recording."

“You can’t win.” “Maybe not, but I can hurt you.”

She thought her political career was over when the porn she did back in college was revealed to the masses, but her approval rate actually saw a bump. Now her campaign manager wants her to double down on this new angle.

The succubus you summoned hasn't been in touch with humans since the 1840s, and still thinks showing ankles is depraved. She's sexy, enthusiastic and utterly clueless. How will you help her adapt to the porn-addled modern world?

{Incest} As a superhero, you get the occasional comment that you and your supervillain rival should hook up. They don’t realize that you two are related. You didn’t realize that she started the rumors herself.

Unbeknownst to you and everyone else you are the literal child of Satan. However, as someone who has lived a good life till you died in an accident heaven has a claim unto your soul. Custody issues ensue

You are visited by a time traveler, but much to your surprise they are actually from the past.

Your friends says that your world is a work of fiction they were isekai'd into, and you were the original protagonist.

The insectoid races females are biologically hardwired to eat their partners after intercourse. The male drones have just made a breakthrough in cloning technology. War on a species-wide scale will soon break out.

"*You* are a vampire. *They* are the world's best vampire hunters. What they are *not* are trained operators nor CQB specialists. Use that to your advantage."