Reddit Writing Prompts

“YOU SLEPT WITH HER?!” Your friend says. “I don’t see what the big deal is, she was nice.” “SHES THE GODDESS OF WAR!”

You are a succubus who snuck into a random man’s house and started fucking him. You only planned to drain some energy and leave…until his mom walked in…and was overjoyed that her son finally had a girlfriend. Now your stuck pretending to be his lover because his mom is really nice.

She was sweet as sugar and wholesome as a butterfly. She also loved to tie cute boys up and absolutely milk the cum out of them until they were quivering heaps...

"So, let me get this straight you fucked a sith lord so hard that she turned back to our side" the Jedi master looks on his guilty looking padawan

You go to bed, clutching some pillows. When you wake up you realize someone is in your arms, fast asleep.

Each morning the citizens of earth are given a mortality forecast. The higher your percentage, the less likely you’ll make it to tomorrow. Most receive a modest 10-25% chance of death, but no one dips below a 5%. Today you woke up with a 0% chance of death.

"Why on earth did you teach your insane student the Dark Arts!?" "Yeah, in hindsight that was not one of my better ideas." "You think!? Go rein them in!"

You're the president of the last city on earth... Sadly you have to make the announcement that the city is finally falling today

A man time travels to the past to save his girlfriend from dying in a train accident.He wakes up the morning of the incident and is surprised to see his girlfriend with a gun aimed at his head.

Erotic escape rooms have become a new trend, with participants required to solve risque puzzles and complete sexual challenges to defeat the game.

It seemed like a great deal! She still got to keep the big bedroom, and her slime girl roommate would cover nearly all the rent.. of course, her roommate now had full access to *her womb*... For sleeping, "play," or "other purposes"...

"Magic is just Science you don't understand" you said before snapping your fingers

After a decade into the great wizard war, everyone finally ran out of spell slots/mana.

You've been at odds with your nemesis for so long, that only when another person actually tries to defeat them do you realize that you actually love them. A lot.

You've angered some very important people and they are taking their revenge by humiliating you - You've been held back in 12th grade for 15 years now, despite your Ph.D level achievements. Now you're just waiting to see who croaks in this farce first.

A character who can break the fourth wall wakes up one day to discover that the real world is mysteriously dead, leaving them nobody to talk to

"Ma'am, just because I beat you in combat doesn't mean I want to marry you."

A professional archer from the Olympics gets transported into a field full of live bison 2000 years ago. The native tribes desperately hunt with hand-made wooden bow and arrows but their aim is terrible and their lack of skills are making the tribe go hungry

She overcame extreme persistent sexual arousal syndrome to become one of the world's most powerful CEOs/lawyers/warriors. Now, just moments before her toughest deal/fight ever (with a ruthless male rival), she realises: she forgot to take her meds/potions that morning.

Your HS crush has just messaged you, congratulating you for getting your degree in engineering and asks for a favor. She wants you build her fuck machine for her Only Fans

Your best friend wants to show you her new tattoo. She slowly lowers the side of her jeans way under her hip bone. When she finally manages to reveal the hidden tattoo, you can't help but notice something else started to show.

"7 gunshot wounds to the chest. Dead on arrival. And you're tellin me that a corpse walked out of your autopsy like it was nothing?!" "I'm telling you, that's what I saw! They didn't even have a scratch on em when they left!"

You invent a machine that shows the lives of the now-dead if they were given a little more time.

"You were the most evil and destructive immortal..." "and I already atoned for a millennia...can you please adopt me?"

She huffed and heaved, sweating heavily. "I am... the most powerful... magical girl on this cotinent, and..." "You have no idea how to throw a punch. Now, back at it. Ten more minutes."

Finding out that your milf neighbor used to be a famous pornstar.

This new job as a maid was great! You got paid great, hours were reasonable, a live in quarters! You were just curious as to why all the maid outfits were so…revealing? Why were all the other maids in some stage of pregnancy? And why did your employer ask for a “private cleaning” of his room?

"Well, for one thing, we weren't exactly paying attention to where we were putting the recruitment posters," says the young rebel to his commanding officer.

"I know that is a Tyrannosaurus chick. I know it'll grow to be the most dangerous predator on Earth. But that snoot will be booped, and whatever consequences the father has planned for me, I will live with."

You and your team managed to create a fully fuctional interdimensional transporter that can travel to other universes using a six-digit code. You decide to head to universe 177013 first.