Media and Culture Critique Writing Prompts

After being killed in a Black Friday stampede, you’re sent to hell. The devil offers to let you be in charge of torturing your fellow mankind, expecting you to refuse like all the others. Except the devil doesn’t realize you’ve worked retail for 15yrs.

Domino's pizza has offered free pizza for life to anyone who tattoos their logo on their body. Now other food chains are following that idea, but with increasingly absurd requirements, and the poor have turned themselves into walking advertisements just so they can eat with each passing day.

Seeing success with the purchase of Marvel and now Fox, The Walt Disney Company announces it's next major acquisition: The Catholic Church.

You're a 21st century Super-villain with a Doomsday device and a ransom message to the world. But the internet is so flooded with garbage you can't get any traction on your Tweets and videos, and no one's seeing the message.

You suddenly realise that everytime you say something good about a certain product it becomes successful. If you liked a book or movie or song they become massive hits. You have discovered your power. You are the one true influencer.

You receive an emergency alert on your phone telling you that a nuclear device will be detonated in your area within the next 10 minutes. 11 minutes later you get another alert saying "This test of the Emergency Alert System has been sponsored by Oppenheimer, in theaters July 21st."

“9/10 dentists approve” is worse than you may think. With 200 million dentists in the US, it means 20 million fully qualified individuals want you to stop using the product branded with this phrase-20 million people who know the truth.

Medusa finally leaves her cave after thousands of years. She finds out her power to turn people into stone no longer works as it relies on people perceiving her to be ugly and beauty standards have drastically changed. Now she is wondering if she prefers isolation over the catcalls.

Sexuality is not only not a taboo in this society, it is a conerstone. (Similarly to how media and entertainment is in ours) Fucking you coworker's ass? A kind gesture. A politcal candidate giving out blowjobs? A great marketing strategy. Having sex in the movie theatre? Just a little obnoxious.

With Fakku and Pornhub both releasing maps of their most popular search terms, we have the data we need to construct the ultimate erotica

Porn actresses don't exist. Instead, it's simply expected and normal that young female actresses / singers / athletes / idols / youtubers etc. do some adult entertainment on the side.

A human warrior has been continuously challenging you to a duel, losing on purpose, and bemoaning the idea that you would ravish them. You, an orc from a peaceful and civilized society, are sick of the fetishization of your kind.

In an art piece, much like hysterical literature, four women are tasked with sitting at a bar from opening until closing time, while, through the entire day, being stimulated by vibrators underneath the table. The reactions are quite different for each girl.

She thought her political career was over when the porn she did back in college was revealed to the masses, but her approval rate actually saw a bump. Now her campaign manager wants her to double down on this new angle.

Lilith has returned to Earth to tell her side of the story, as no one wants to listen to her, she switches tactics and becomes an Influencer

A startup courier company is looking for a way to build customer loyalty. They decide on using nude women and femboys exclusively to deliver packages. Sure enough, business is booming.

The change to the club dress code that required girls to wear bikinis or lingerie was supposed to be a joke. No one expected so much compliance, And they certainly didn't expect the policy to be so popular!

Tiktok star discovers a subreddit filled with creepy dudes writing filthy fantasies about her - and she's embarrassed by how much it turns her on

You’ve heard of ‘Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives’, but wait until you catch an episode of the hottest new sex tourism show: Bimbos, Brothels, and Bordellos.

You just moved to a nudist island, and everyone here is very sexually liberated. A handy here is almost akin to a handshake.

Due to dwindling demand, the Sex Gladiator Games are now mixed gender with an internal ranking system to keep things fair - at the highest level, you have magnificent specimens of athleticism, pleasure prowess, and dominance... Others are just there to lose as hard and fast as possible.

An alternate reality: Bachelorette parties are a “pub crawl” by the bride-to-be and her bridesmaids. To contrast the bride wearing white for the wedding, she wears NOTHING AT ALL for the bachelorette bar-crawl. Just her wedding pearls, comfortable white shoes, and white thigh-high stockings.

What started as a petty argument between a couple has now become the most watched, televised, trial of the century.

Competitive sex becomes a discipline for Summer Olympics.

A daytime and essentially public setting where the social norm is most women routinely go around fully nude below the waist. Casual t-shirts, tank tops, or more elaborate outfits. Sweaters and leg warmers if it’s cool. Whatever sort of story you want; whatever female protagonist suits you.

Due to last year's all out cheerleader orgy incident that tanked the university's reputation before the start of this year's football season the university's staff present to the cheerleaders their new uniform to be worn at all events going forward designed to stop any form of sex.

"I've got it! Our million dollar business idea! Imagine E-girls, but with really huge obvious tits!" You raised an eyebrow "...so, like regular E-girls..." She sighed and shook her head. "No, no, it's like you're not even listening..."

The aliens have the same senses we do, but they think we're cretins because unlike us, they have fine art traditions for all five, at the same level of sophistication as visual art and music

A trendy new gym helps women feel more confident with their bodies, in part by promoting a proudly slutty lifestyle

A small midwestern town, where *every* bar/tavern has a small stage + stripper pole — and practically all the female employees there (waitresses, bartendresses, even managers & cooks) also dance and strip on the side. And every night there’s an amateur night strip contest.