Reddit Writing Prompts

The naughty and nice lists still exist for adults the punishments and rewards just get more "creative."

After losing a bet, she had to be her friend's maid for a week, including wearing a skimpy French Maid costume...

There's a Waffle House famous for being the safest Waffle House in the world. Why? The owner does not tolerate any sort of bad behavior. EVER.

Manifesting superpowers can be confusing and chaotic. Sometimes they involve involuntary deaths. You find yourself in a courtroom the day after you manifested your powers.

You are brought into a world where magical strength is determined by how fast you can say and create incantations, you are a battle rapper

In his retirement, a master mage begins writing children’s books. Each with an enchantment designed to highlight the books message. Your child received one as a birthday gift.

"You know, people say the first time is the hardest. Well, they're wrong. The second time is the hardest as the first is cushioned by ignorance. to do it again is to do knowing what it feels like."

Every month a child is chosen from the hallowed halls you call home and dragged away never to be seen again. Today, your name was chosen.

An 80’s sitcom bully is transported into the 21st century and is in for a rude awakening when he tries his usual tactics in his new environment

A child's guardian angel isn't always an angel, turns out a child's innocence and pure spirit is the only thing capable of making any and all Demons feel anything other than negative emotions

Let me make this clear, this is not a cult. You provide a service to us and my client will offer some supernatural benefits in exchange. No chanting or preaching, just simple business. So get rid of those robes and we can start talking.

"You taught a robot how to do magic?" "Programmed, but yes. They seemed eager."

You're a normal person living a normal life. One day someone recognizes you as a relatively minor character from a popular media franchise.

A Netrunner is sent beyond the Blackwall to hunt for lost data. One of the AIs found them first, and quickly quarantined them. Rather than simply kill them, perhaps there's something else that could be done?

She knew that there could be side effects, but the prospect of being able to eat whatever she wanted and have the excess calories just turn into milk was too alluring...

"What are the odds of you winning the superpower lottery and having the powers to warp reality?" "Very low. Probably zero." "Right, but wouldn't it be cool to be friends with a horny reality warper?"

"Hi, I was told to meet here to apply for a job. Is this the secret organization that contains and studies cosmic horrors?" "No, that's the next city over. This place deals with cosmic eroticism."

The prince is of sexual age now. The head of the servant staff informs all of the young female maids and cooks that the time has come to be excessively conservative in their behavior, other wise they might draw his attention, and to defy the prince, is death.

LOTS of consensual, casual groping of women in public — breasts, ass, pussy, you name it. Groping is a normal, accepted form of greeting; a sign of familiarity between friends of the opposite sex. No kissing, and things never get more heated — but some ongoing light groping is usually welcome!

It turns out that pixies are really into risky public sex. Their tiny size and magic just make it easier for them to get away with it!

A magic board game that causes the players to perform a variety of sexual acts.

A parody version of the Truman show but the world is based upon porno tropes.

She acts and looks like a total bimbo. All she thinks about is sex with cute boys. She is also at the top of her class without even trying and has an geniouse level IQ. When she is asked to help a shy boy she decides to use some special methods to keep him motivated.

The first woman to join an all-male police force was disappointed to learn her new job will mostly consist of strip searching recently arrested women. But much to her surprise, she quickly realizes she loves the job.

As the athlete on the podium accepted her Olympic gold medal, there was just one problem. No one had ever heard of her country before.

You are a highly successful EMT. Never had a patient die in the wagon. You just discovered that it’s not skill… it’s necromancy.

The many deities of the multiverse consider the insular gods of Earth their Lovecraftian abominations. The one rule these gods all agree with and stick to is to never gain the Earth gods' interests or ires. One god has broken this rule by abducting an Earthling to be their hero. Panic ensues.

Humanity has been dead for thousands of years, a foot note in the great book of history, so, when sensors detect movement from Sol, it's fair to say it was cause for concern.

“It’s just… it’s always ‘The Adventure Continues,’ you know? Why can’t it just be ‘The End?’”

A blind old homeless person lives near your workplace. They seem to get a lot of visits from rich-looking people, who always ask them the same question: "Hey there old timer, anything I can do for you?"