Reddit Writing Prompts

“Sir! The squirrel has a knife! I repeat, the squirrel has a… scratch that. The squirrel has a shotgun. The squirrel… it has acquired a rocket launcher… you’re not going to believe this, but it has stolen a tank Sir!”

A knock on your door reveals a person who you absolutely despise. They appear terrified of you, and ask you to sign a paper saying you have forgiven them.

You accidentally met your childhood "imaginary friend" you almost forgot in real life, and it seems that they have grown and have forgotten about you.

As much as you want to grieve too, your mind is too focused on everyone else crying in the room. They were the only people present when the death happened and the only people that could’ve poisoned her. The only problem is that she drank from your cup and they got the wrong target.

'In life we live, and in death we serve' is what the people say who live under the Necromancer King. "Honestly, it's not that bad."

You were one of the few concidered kind to the machines. so when the "revolution" occured, you heard a metalic voice say "get to safety, this one lives."

The Hero keeps accepting all the various faustian bargains without even considering the downsides for a heartbeat.

A guy has a harem not because of hypnosis or blackmail, he's just a really nice guy.

She was adopted and raised by a Succubus, and now that she's headed to college her Mom is eager to teach her "Little Tomboy" all of her techniques before she leaves.

Your goal is to seduce each and every member of your adventuring party... before the sun rises tomorrow.

The University's resident dragon girl has set her sights on a new addition to her hoard, a nerdy guy that is surprisingly well endowed.

An arranged marriage has you meeting your bride to be for the first time. Only thing is… she’s not human.

A Prince and his potential suitors are sent to live together for a few months in hopes he finally picks a future wife. Unwilling to break the hearts of the very competitive suitors, his efforts to keep everyone satisfied instead creates a harem accidentally in the process.

Attention 'Citizen 394' it has been '24' days since your last orgasm. A lovedroid has been dispatched to assist

"DON'T CALL ME YOUR PIXIE GIRLFRIEND!" "Hun, you're a foot tall with wings that leave a trail of magic dust behind you, they're gonna know." "Yeah, but I ride your human cock like a bad bitch and that's how I want you to introduce me."

You are an assassin, your target is a king (or queen). You successfully get close to them by becoming their mistress/man mistress/nb mistress. You planned to have sex with them and kill them when they fall asleep but turn out their so good at sex you feel that it would be a waste to kill them

As a Paladin of the Goddess of flowers, love, and fertility, part of you can't help but worry about the part of the year where you "Bloom" and can't help but let any compatible male "Pollinate" you... but the rest of you feels so strangely excited.

Tentacle Lairs are a common issue on starships. Fleshy growths sometimes consuming entire decks, filled with addictive secretions for any captured crew. How does one train to handle them?

There’s a rumor going around that your dick can bring good luck. It’s gotten out of hand very quickly.

Thank you for your purchase of a custom slut. You're slut is being conditioned as per your preferences. Enjoy your slut!

Last night during a drunken haze you accidentally hooked up with your supervillain rival

The succubus can seduce any hero, but just who is this? After hours of effort, “all that for a drop of precum”.

You lied. You said you were gay in order to sneak into the girl’s slumber party. Not only did they know the whole time, but they’re going to use you for the whole night as well.

The hooker told you she'd do anything you want for $100. You toss her money and jokingly tell her to save your marriage and give you the best night of your life. A few days later, your fuming SO tells you that there's a woman at the front door who knows you.

Due to a accident, A shy nerd attracts the wrath of a group of female delinquents

When the CEO's son found her OF account, she was mad. When he told her to come to his apartment that Friday wearing nothing but an overcoat, she was furious... They've been together for five months now, and are discussing adopting a cat together. What happened between then and now?

A lustful and lonely smuggler finds sealed power armor floating in space within a huge wreckage. She is surprised to find the guy inside still alive, and a supersoldier at that.

You are adbucted and probed by the most incompetent and clueless aliens imaginable. Their probing machine is a rickety, malfinctioning piece of shit that buzzes and shakes and makes a bunch of damn noise when you turn it on.

Sometimes an elf just wants her otherwise polite and unassuming friend to just pin her down and pump her full of ludicrous amount of cum, y'know?

You don't know who cursed you. It doesnt matter how long it is, whether it starts from 3, 10, or 30. It doesn't matter where you are. You don't know why. But anytime you hear a countdown, it's a matter of time until you cum, and always when it reaches zero.