Situational Comedy Writing Prompts

Vibrating pleasure implants are the newest sex craze. On a whim Sarha set her implant to sound activated mode. Then she accidentally stepped on the remote. Now it's stuck on sound activation mode, it'll take weeks for a new remote to arrive, AND she still has to live her life in a busy * city

He meant D&D. She meant BDSM. When meeting up, they realized that had entirely different meanings. However, they could probably find a way to work both into one.

“Never in a million years!” You swore fervently. Well strap in bucko, because the year is 1,002,025.

"I like your blouse!" "Thanks, I bought it cheap so you won't feel bad tearing it off me later!" "I-uh, wait what?"

When a girl joined their dnd group, the boys swore to play it straight and mature to not scare her off. Meanwhile the Girl plays her sorceress as a dummy thicc bimbo, who desperately tries to become the party cumdump.

Being a very flat chested woman has its benefits. For example, you can put on some guys swimming trunks and go topless at the beach or try sneaking into the men's changing rooms and see how long you get away with it.

Liking your personal space, you had a cheeky way of keeping the bus seat next to you empty. By sticking a large dildo on it until people awkwardly walked away. Imagine your surprise when a fat assed cutie pulls her skirt up and sits right next to you.

Her "superpower" wasn't very super. If anything, it made it harder for her to fight. She frequently ended up being captured and serving the villain instead of fighting. But being a hero was her dream, and something as small as "a complete inability to fight crime" wouldn't get in her way.

The villain looked smug. "I will use this to locate every single person you've loved and instantly kill them!" He says, while stepping on the hero. "Please no-" and before the hero could finish, the machine returned a beep and on it, is the villains location. ".. oh"

When she joked that she'd happily sub in, if anyone's boyfriend was too horny to handle, she didn't expect so many of her friends to actually take her up on it!

You've only known your android friend for a few weeks but have gotten surprisingly close. The only problem is they take everything so literally, so when you yell "Fuck Me!" after stubbing your toe...

As they hike through the woods, they are followed and repeatedly bothered by a very hot and exceedingly enthusiastic wood nymph who's just DYING to find out how humans work

Reverse Cucking - Your girlfriend brings home a massive, extremely muscular dude, but unbeknownst to him she doesn't plan on having sex with him. He watches dumbfounded as you go to town on the girl he thought was going to cuck you for him.

When she, as a monster girl, showed up in such a skimpy outfit, some of her friends joked that she'd volunteered as entertainment for the trip. She didn't immediately realize they were joking, and she didn't mind the implication at all...

You were tricked by the old “three kids in a trench coat” gag. Now you’re desperately trying to cover up your incompetence.

An elf, dwarf, and human discuss wine and beer. The only thing the elf and dwarf agree on is that humans have no taste in alcohol.

As Lara entered her online class, she slowly got bored and decided to mastrubate. Some time later, after more orgasms than she could count, she heard a voice from the computer. "Lara!! For the last time, turn your camera off!!"

"Oh dear. I seem to have fallen over and exposed myself. I sure hope no one will ravish me while I'm stuck on the ground. Heeeeeellllllppppp."

You joined a cult thinking you'd get some deeper truth. It turns out the cult is just a front for an orgy group

During a supposedly anonymous lab study at your college, someone discovers your sperm has study-enhancing qualities that exceed Ritalin or Adderall - and instead of sharing her findings with one friend, she accidentally emails the biggest sorority in town...

"I'll have what she's having" You say pointing the woman red-faced and gasping at the end of the bar. Little did you know, what she was *having* was a couple shots of 'Juice That Makes You Cum Super Hard'

You couldn’t have been more confused when your human sexuality teacher sent you a chaturbate link instead of a Zoom meeting for your one on one “tutoring.”

You’ve been hypnotized by your roommate to do more and more chores for them. One night while adding more commands, they stub their toe and yell “fuck me!”

It was a boring sunday afternoon, until his female best friend crashed through his door. "NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! I NEED YOU TO COVER MY TITS IN YOUR CUM! ASAP!!!"

A well built yet completely oblivious paladin joins an all female party. Their hints go over his head up to and including him finding them splayed out in his tent.

"What is wrong with you?! That Genie you've trapped in that lamp is only a baby! No wonder your wishes keep rebounding in ironic ways, they're too young to do proper reality manipulation!"

Humanity meets an alien race that communicates through physical contact. Rubbing, slapping, penetrating… these all have perfectly innocent, legitimate meanings, but the aliens do get a bit confused about how humans react to them. You love your job as an interpreter...

Haunting a large abandoned house for the last 150 years has been pretty boring. But, it seems the local college just bought your building on the cheap and intends to turn it into a sorority..

"Hey, attitude!" I shout at my thirteen year old daughter. "Ok" she replies with an eye roll, then turns to unleash the full force of her pre-teen snark on the burglar, obliterating him in an instant.

The busty witch points her staff at you. “Now that our deal is sealed. You must deliver unto me your firstborn child!” “Okay” you say as you pull out your cock. The witches face had never been redder.