Situational Comedy Writing Prompts

Your hot landlord is knocking again. That’s the third time this week she’s shown up right when you were about to get frisky! In fairness, you had no idea that the dishwasher’s retaining gaskets had to be replaced after each use… whatever that means. She’s nice to look at, but stays too long!

A feisty inventor who teaches engineering at a college does her best thinking nude. Unfortunately, today she accidentally sprung a device she was working on designed to "restrain" intruders. Why did it have to be during open office hours where any second...

"The truth is, I am your mother." "Nooooo! Wait... Don’t you mean father?" "I meant exactly what I said."

[Humor] [Incest] [Femdom] You're boyfriend's house for dinner. He says "Pass the salt, mommy". You, his mom, his big sister, his aunt, both his cousins, and the neigbor lady who's also visiting all reach for it.

Her party dress was enchanted, and changed its form to fit her needs. Apparently it's decided she needs to get laid, because it's only getting sluttier as the night goes on.

“Did you actually try and use a freeuse spell on me! Ha! Like that’d work!” She said as she pulled her shirt off, exposing her breasts. “My magic resistance is too high! Your puny spell would never work on me!” She bent over and presented her pussy, your cock slowly slid in as she boasted more.

"Oh, good. You're finally awake. We were so worried. Clothes? What are those? HEY! Stop staring at my face! My tits are down here!"

You're conscripted into an army. Despite being the slowest and the weakest, everyone is convinced you are a super spy/assassin.

Though a hardcore dominatrix, she still had a sense of fun, and she squealed with delight, as she spun the "wheel of punishment", smirking at her sub. Her giggle caught in her throat though, as it landed, impossibly, on the teeny, tiny, sliver that read, "switch roles"...

It turns out the 'paladin' you've been flirting with all adventure is actually three halflings in a suit of armor.

She was tesked with clearing out a den of Succubi, and she planned and prepared for exactly that. So she was caught off guard when she entered to find a fully decked out Spa Resort (also run by Succubi) instead of a lair. The Succubi seem friendly, and VERY eager to treat their 100th customer.

You're a knight, sent to rescue a princess from a dragon, and have just kicked in the door. Now here's the problem; you can't tell who is who, they're both mid-romp on the bed, and both react to your entrance by dragging you into bed to join them.

You are a character in an adult fan fiction that just doesn't want to be part of it. Whenever something explicit is about to happen with any person (including same gender), you just make an excuse or do something that can stop the adult scene.

Her party dress was enchanted, and changed its form to fit her needs. Apparently it's decided she needs to get laid, because it's only getting sluttier as the night goes on.

You and your friends are playing a heated game of Monopoly. One of them landed on your property which they can’t afford. Not willing to go bankrupt, they strip themselves to get a discount which soon began a trend in the game.

"Alright, loser of the next round has to be the winners sex slave for the entire weekend!" They happily agreed to it, both secretly planning to try and throw the game without the other noticing.

When a tomboy joked that if her friend bought her the gene mod for giant tits, she'd let him play with them as much as he wanted, dhe didn't realize he'd take her up on it...

In the apocalypse, it is a dog eat dog world. Kill or be Killed. There is only one exception. Every Thursday is movie night, hosted by the doomsday prepper.

Roped into helping her friend test a new invention, she didn't realize that it was pills for enhancing the flavor of cum. She pretended to be more upset than she really was...

"For the last time, it's not a harem! I just happen to have some very open roommates! 'Master/Mistress' isn't even a sexual term, it's just a sign of respect!"

"Oh, good. You're finally awake. We were so worried. Clothes? What are those? HEY! Stop staring at my face! My tits are down here!"

You're a gay man who just got isekai'd into a romance game. You don't know how you got here, just one thing. You need to find love to escape. The problem is... everyone fawning over you is a woman.

The aliens agreed to sign a peace treaty with one condition, they want a royal marriage, what's the problem? The humans have been a united republic for at least 3 centuries

Last year his best friend made him a dare where his New Years Resolution is to not cum for the year. If he wins she will sleep with him bareback. If she wins he will be her lackey for life. It’s New Year’s Eve and he is about to win. She needs to win so she recruits her friends.

Being turned into a woman and dumped into the middle of the dark forest was just about the worst prank his friends had ever pulled on him. Fortunately, all the monsters in the woods are genuinely polite and helpful!

"Hey! Can't you read?! Employees only!" The monster stops in its tracks utterly confused by the unusual response toward it from the researcher.

You're a child born with powerful magic that could very likely destroy the world. One day, your mother jokingly told you never to grow up and stay as her baby forever. You took it a bit too literally, and it's been years since then, and You're still 8 years old.

You find a small, thin box waiting at your front door containing a ballpoint pen. Playing with it, you accidentally press a button, turning it into a magical staff, and you a magical girl, in the middle of a meeting.

On their sixteenth birthday, every person in the world can utter a wish. Every year, one completely random wish is granted. This year it‘s your turn. Only problem? You don‘t actually remember what your wish was, only that you were cackling like a madman saying it.

A teen superhero is dating a teen supervillain. Of course, both of them are going to have odd meetings with their SO's parents.