Situational Comedy Writing Prompts

You are a Fae working in a callcenter, "Can I have your name please?"

That awkward moment when you visit your SO's family and recognize their dad from a one night stand years ago. Then recognize their mom from a different one night stand years ago. And then recognize their brother...and their sister and their aunt...and uncle...Have you fucked this whole family?

Aliens have finally contacted Earth! …Unfortunately, despite the aliens’ peaceful intentions, their species naturally emits pheromones that chemically stimulates a terror response in most humans, and they look downright HORRIFYING.

Your beginning to think your big tiddy goth coworker is into you. I mean, she’s flashed her massive tits, grabbed your butt, crawled next to you naked and said “make this kitty pregnant”, sat on your face, and kissed your crotch…but on the other hand what if she’s just being friendly?

The revelation that your parents are retired supervillains was surprising. The revelation that every adult in your neighborhood is a supervillain who agreed to amnesty in exchange for retiring, living there and allowing the government to “keep an eye on them” even more so.

"The perfect murder." You thought to yourself happily, looking out the window. Only to see Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple are already here.

A witch has a massive crush on someone and tries every magical method she knows to make them feel the same way about her. None of them work because her crush is already in love with her and just too shy to make a move.

Broke, jobless and with nothing but a couch and a fridge to your name, a thief breaks into your home... Only to be horrified for you

You have a crush on your friend, though the two of you butt heads quite often. A Freudian slip in the middle of an heated argument leads you to order, “Fuck me!” instead of “Fuck you!” To your shock, they go in for a kiss.

You are the repairman for the “sex synth” futuristic androids designed to mimic a woman’s body perfectly for one purpose….pleasure. They are self aware however, and often need repairs. They find it hilarious to act extremely turned on when you start sticking screwdrivers down their butts though

"What do you mean we're stuck like this!?" "Isn't this what you two wanted?" "NO!"

"What are you doing at my door, villain?" "Well, you have busted my robbery, hero. Now, I couldn't pay my rent and I got evicted." "So?" "Can I stay here for now?"

As a demon, you get summoned for all sorts of things. Occult rituals, assassinations, etc. But today, your summoner is none of these things. Today your summoner is a soft spoken, nervous boy who just asked you to go to the High School Reunion Dance with him as his girlfriend.

You got admittedly a bit too drunk last night. You didn't expect to find a group of a-lister villains chilling in your house.

She could've sworn the application had said 'lifeguard'

Whenever people learn that you are both a werewolf and a policeman they expect you to work in an "appropriate" department, be it forensics, SWAT or supernatural crime, and you always have to explain that you work in traffic enforcement.

You had hoped taking your partner to a public place like a restaurant would help smooth out your breakup. However you didn’t anticipate a hostage situation breaking out right after you break up. Worse is that when the hostage takers hear about it, they take your partners side.

The moment NNN officially ends, the worst possible thing happens: your home internet crashes. No porn, full of desire, you turn to your last resort.

Your girlfriend looks like the most dangerous person alive who drinks blood out of humans skulls for fun. You often have trouble explaining to people just how sweet and kind she is.

When the oracle spoke, "The treasure was inside you all along," The party fell silent for a moment, then each turned their gaze toward the blushing rogue...

"There is exactly one designated smoking holodeck and it's been stuck on 1940's noir since we left spaceport. Fuck my life."

A story where the protagonist solves every problem with excessive amounts of paperwork and bureaucracy, much to the frustration of everyone else.

Caffeine no longer acts as a stimulant, it is now only an aphrodesiac. Monday morning rush hour should be interesting...

You're trying really hard to respect their rules about "decency", or whatever, but humans don't seem to understand that, as a Succubus, anything you wear *becomes* the sexy version.

Humans are elevated to become part of the galactic community, not for their military, industrial or intellectual prowess. We soon learn that it's because every sentient race finds humans very attractive.

You tell yourself that it's for science. Totally for science, to see if humans and aliens are sexually compatible with each other. Totally not just an excuse to have sex with an alien.

“Wait- but you said you were a part of the CIA-” “Yeah, the- the Culinary Institute of America, please put the gun down-“

When a Succubus set up a cupcake delivery service, everyone assumed that it was a pretense for sex work, but they were totally wrong! She *does* still fuck her customers, but that's incidental... The cupcakes are the product!

The new school pool had an unusual dress code. Girls could wear whatever but guys had to swim nude. Learning this, the girls collectively decide to wear sky imply swimsuits to try and give all the guys boners.

"I can't believe I have to let this stupid personal assistant robot follow me everywhere I go. Fuck me, this is embarrassing." **COMMAND ACKNOWLEDGED**