Parody and Satire Writing Prompts

"There he is, the elusive 10th dentist. Do whatever it takes. We need him to approve Colgate."

"So you're a villain, but you only want to take over this small village?" "Yep." "You don't have any plans to take over anywhere else?" "Nope."

When you learned that you were teaming up with a magical girl, you expected a tiny preteen in a dress with sparkles. Not a 6’4 behemoth wearing bright pink body armor wielding a machine gun.

Medusa finally leaves her cave after thousands of years. She finds out her power to turn people into stone no longer works as it relies on people perceiving her to be ugly and beauty standards have drastically changed. Now she is wondering if she prefers isolation over the catcalls.

When the aliens came to earth to invade, people were scared at first. But it quickly became apparent that even they didnt spend as much on their military as the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

You’re the main villain in a terribly written novel with a perfect protagonist hero with no flaws whatsoever. So perfect that, ah crap, you’re falling in love with him.

“We are the Borgasm. We will add your unique lusts, passions, and desires to our own. You will adapt to service us, and enjoy being serviced in turn. Resistance is futile, but we encourage you to try anyway because that would be so hot.”

[META] A world where uncreative "In a world where (SEX THING) is considered normal and acceptable behavior whatsoever with absolutely no other indicated or suggested plot direction tee-hee" Prompts aren't a thing in this subreddit.

Princess Wendy lives in the White Castle of the Burger Kingdom. Her father, the Burger King, recently appointed five notable suitors for her to judge. Except these Five Guys are all really hot, and they all want her fresh cakes just as much as she wants all of their "large fries".

The rogue signaled a halt, and turned to the rest of the adventuring party. "Careful, guys. I think we're in a dirty writing prompt now."

The ranks of the Princess Rescuing Guild are filled with noble knights, gallant princes and dashing rogues. New members are thus often taken aback upon first seeing the statue of the Guild's founders - a pair of rather plain-looking Italian plumbers.

Breeder's Creed: A guild of stealthy sluts track the genetic memories of specific men and collect their seed for perpetuating a lineage that will aid their plans for world peace (or just getting knocked up...you didn't think this was overly serious, did you?)

Angels are prudish and puritanical when it comes to sex, right? 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆!! Anything goes as long as it's Safe-Sane-Consensual, and healing magic can really stretch the definition of 'safe'.

You are a wolf who was bitten by a werewolf. Every full moon your hair recedes, your teeth dull, and you are left cold and naked on a hillside. You’ve also met a lovely park ranger named Christine.

The prince and princess of the two most powerful succubus clans were supposed to be the dirtiest of them all! Except the couple spends their days cuddling in pillow forts, wearing conservative clothing! And…only doing missionary!!!

Sitting on your shoulders was your tomboy angel and bimbo devil. "Suck his dick!" pleaded the devil, "No!" replied the angel, "pin him down, THEN suck his dick!"

"So, Hero. Pray tell, how come that barely 10 seconds into basically any fight, all your clothes get blown away?"

Magical girls are are always stealing their spotlight, so naturally, Magical boys are getting jealous.

An AI runs the facility, constantly putting those who reside there through test after test to create the perfect product. But this AI isn't trying to create a Portal Device. No. This machine's purpose is to create the worlds best sextoys.

“Wait so if witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers, what are clerics?” The cleric blushes then sighs, “magic sugar babies…” “that’s why you’re sleeping with 3 patron goddesses?!”

Welcome to hell. You know, most religions got it wrong. It's actually pretty cool down here. Head down the hall to room 12,741 to begin your new assignment: demon breeding!

An AI runs the facility, constantly putting those who reside there through test after test to create the perfect product. But this AI isn't trying to create a Portal Device. No. This machine's purpose is to create the worlds best sextoys.

Describe the chivalrous hero of you're fantastical world, from the perspective of one of the villains henchman

A regular doctor (or nurse) was isikai-ed into PORNLANDIA! Several months later and they're regarded as a miracle worker thanks to their "just crazy enough to work" approach to medicine: Actually treating the patient

(incest) Getting stuck in the washing machine, losing every bet or truth or dare on purpose, masturbating with the door open, hell! You’ve even wrestled naked with him! But no matter what porn trope you try, your brother, out of pure naivety, just won’t fuck you!!!

An alien is sent down to Earth to film the equivalent of a nature documentary on humans, for their fellow aliens.

A standard slasher cast of college kids goes to an infamous camping ground. Only the killer in the forest isn't out for blood. He fell in love with the would be Final Girl and wants the other campers to help him ask her out.

An "AITA" post, but OP is from a porn-plot universe

Oh look, a new reaction channel video: "Professional Wizard & Witch Rate Movie Magic Scenes | How Realistic Is It?"

The reason why you don't hear about magical boys is because they tend to work in blue collar jobs rather than fight crime unless otherwise.