Parody and Satire Writing Prompts

When a werewolf transforms, their mind changes to match their new canine form. What the books *don't* tell you is that it's less "being hunted" and more "funniest pet videos."

In a world of telenovelas and medical drama you are known as the best doctor in the world…. This is because you actually follow proper medical procedure

Let me make this clear, this is not a cult. You provide a service to us and my client will offer some supernatural benefits in exchange. No chanting or preaching, just simple business. So get rid of those robes and we can start talking.

A parody version of the Truman show but the world is based upon porno tropes.

Write a porn parody of your favorite horror film.

The fairytale changes a lot when RedRidingHood is a goth Slut, Grandma her Milf Friend, The WoodsWoman a horny tomboy and the big bad Wolf a cute friendly wolfboy with a big dick.

Porn is banned, but the law only classifies any film in which more than 10% of screentime is unsimulated sex as illegal. Thus, 'adult' companies start writing feature-length films to smuggle the content through.

Don't mock the power of friendship. it's really just a fancy way of saying you're outnumbered.

People assume you're a vampire just because you're rakishly good looking, incredibly pale, and posh

You are the scientist of an evil organization, the one who created those high-tech gadgets with dumb extra features.

Adventurers are surprisingly easy to manipulate. All you need to do is get them to want something and their natural propensity for bold and reckless decisions will take care of the rest.

Ass. Pussy. Cock. Tits. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the cock nation attacked. Only the Avawhore, master of all four sex parts could defeat them. But when the world needed them most…they vanished.

A different type of chosen one's story where the chosen one is a guy on his 30's who stopped caring long time ago.

You meet a zombie and beg not be be eaten, the zombie looks shocked and stops “sir, that’s uncouth and bigoted, I don’t even eat meat, …that’s just something a few did a long time ago and started a bad rumor..” “y-you can talk?”…. The zombie looks even more disappointed.

A Knight In Shining Armor rides up to The Dragon's cave. "Hello The Dragon!" he shouts. "Are you here to slay me?" comes the snarled reply. "Why? Have you done anything warranting a slaying?" After about five minutes of muffled conversation, The Dragon's lawyer emerges.

You’ve heard of ‘Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives’, but wait until you catch an episode of the hottest new sex tourism show: Bimbos, Brothels, and Bordellos.

You're a slasher villain, but you don't hunt irresponsible teenagers or adults going through a midlife crisis -- you hunt other slashers.

Your date looked skeptical. "Yeah, a leprechaun. The myths are mostly bullshit, we're all women. They don't call it the "pot of gold" for no reason, the harder you make me cum, the more money you'll wake up with tomorrow. The rainbow thing is a bit embarrassing though."

A fairy tale involving a beautiful cum-guzzling princess, who unapologetically loves cum! But there’s LOTS of whispering about her among all the fair maidens in the royal court. Some can’t believe it, and disapprove — but others admire the princess, and who are even a little jealous!

"Welcome to the 2024 Paris Fairy Tale Olympics! We've got some real tough contenders this year. America is coming in strong with multiple monsters, third sons and youngest daughters, but Zimbabwe is rumored to have an athlete who's both the 7th son of a 7th son and the 13th child!"

Everyone knows: "Opposites Attract." And as such, government bodies are always filled to the brim with romantic tension.

The zombie apocalypse would have succeeded if the zombies didn't have to ask permission to enter every house.

An infomercial for an alien/very weird product.

Sure, a Zombie apocalypse is devastating, but noone has ever given proper credit to the initial zombie, its not easy to stay undiscovered in a country full of trigger happy people until you get a proper horde going!

Being the damsel in distress could get so boring after awhile! You can't blame her for wanting to make it a little more interesting!

The sexy hunk of a fireman drew his eyes across your body, gently flexing his broad shoulders and taught pecs in a way that could only send one clear message: It was time for the annual battery change in your smoke detectors.

"I've got it! Our million dollar business idea! Imagine E-girls, but with really huge obvious tits!" You raised an eyebrow "...so, like regular E-girls..." She sighed and shook her head. "No, no, it's like you're not even listening..."

In a world where genies are commonly known, many people hire lawyers to help draft up wishes to avoid them being twisted by the genies. You are a lawyer who works FOR the genies, helping them find ways to twist wishes

Recipe site nonsense.

You are transported to a magical realm and thrust in the midst of an epic battle of goblins, elves, dragons, dwarves, etc. Only to find they're actually just doing a historical reenactment LARP.