Comedy Writing Prompts

Alright, output has been slipping so you will all be assigned these maid uniforms. If you hear whispers in French telling you to be a good little slut that's normal

Write a porn parody of your favorite horror film.

Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.

The fairytale changes a lot when RedRidingHood is a goth Slut, Grandma her Milf Friend, The WoodsWoman a horny tomboy and the big bad Wolf a cute friendly wolfboy with a big dick.

Porn is banned, but the law only classifies any film in which more than 10% of screentime is unsimulated sex as illegal. Thus, 'adult' companies start writing feature-length films to smuggle the content through.

It appears that not even the Aliens who have chosen to visit or immigrate to Earth are safe from the Cat distribution system

After finally getting an apprenticeship, you realise your boss is 3 racoons in a trenchcoat, little do they know, you are 3 foxes in a suit

Don't mock the power of friendship. it's really just a fancy way of saying you're outnumbered.

A startup courier company is looking for a way to build customer loyalty. They decide on using nude women and femboys exclusively to deliver packages. Sure enough, business is booming.

In this world, business agreements are not confirmed with handshakes, but with sexual acts instead. Describe a top corporate aquisition between two businessmen.

(Wholesome) The demon summoning ritual absolutely, positively, did not call for cupcakes. The inclusion of cupcakes did however lead to some surprisingly sexy and positive results!

When the shop hired her on to be a "sales model", she didn't realize it was a sex shop or that part of her job was to help *test* and *demonstrate* the equipment...

People assume you're a vampire just because you're rakishly good looking, incredibly pale, and posh

“Zach, no…” “Oh come on you knew that he’d die first.”

You are the scientist of an evil organization, the one who created those high-tech gadgets with dumb extra features.

You live in a world of horror movie killers. Due to all the supernatural killers in the world, the government has decided that as a last chance before killing them all, to put them into a sort school to educate them. You, are a successful teacher at this school.

You are the immortal ruler of... you forget the name. Still, you're definitely rightful king of somewhere, so you've hired a team of archeologists to find out where.

Hahaha! that potion I slipped you was an evil potion! Now, you will be compelled to do all of the most evil acts your good side prevented you from doing, and... stop doing lewd stuff! Rob and kill and stuff already!

As per his title, the prince was granted a willing sex slave as a gift. What he didn’t know is that she craved sex 24/7. What she didn’t know is that he has no ideas how to interpret even the most obvious signals from women, even if their only purpose is sex.

The change to the club dress code that required girls to wear bikinis or lingerie was supposed to be a joke. No one expected so much compliance, And they certainly didn't expect the policy to be so popular!

After a seance gone wrong, a moody goth keeps getting possessed by a perky, peppy, cheerleader ghost. One that's also very *horny*...

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" "You said that I could help myself to anything in the kitchen..." "I meant food, not my partner!"

A gorgeous and completely naked girl suddenly approaches you in public. “Um…excuse me sir, weird question but….will you impregnate me?”

The whole world watched in a stunned awe as Jesus Christ returned to Earth. How the light shone around him as he touched down, how he slipped, how he smashed his head on the curb, and how he just laid there barely moving

A group of college kids try to film a comically bad B-Movie in the woods. The local kids see the props and think there's monsters in the forest.

You're an alien that was banished from your planet due to your "unusual behavior." After crash-landing on the planet known as Earth, you are surprised to discover that your practices are not only perfectly normal here but also expected.

Adventurers are surprisingly easy to manipulate. All you need to do is get them to want something and their natural propensity for bold and reckless decisions will take care of the rest.

Three-year-old Mikaela was transported directly to Hell by the Christmas demon Krampus for not cleaning her room. Her mother, who was a serial killer, made a confession and got into Heaven. Now Mikaela plans to sue the universe's divine beings, and we all know which side has the good lawyers.

The supervillain is too strong for the police but their crimes too petty for superheroes to bother.

“Ma’am, as we understand it, this boy lives in a house with Six Women and still doesn’t know the first thing about working pussy. Please do not return him here until this has been remedied.”