Comedy Writing Prompts

The Amazonian preserve was off-limits to men. Even scientists studying the preserve had to dress in drag lest they get abducted and dominated. Jokes on them, the Amazonians are into that...

A guy has a harem not because of hypnosis or blackmail, he's just...an incredible cook?

She is convinced that she is a moronsexual, because her crush has to be the dumbest fuck on earth for not picking up on all the hints she droped around him.

Her psychic BFF had two mischievous habits: covertly reading her secret desires, and psychically nudging her to act them out!

You are a reserve Power Ranger, not even a part of the main group. You basically sit things out and let the others take all the shine.

In a desperate preparation for a fight with the evil lord, you cast thousands of spells with various delays, attempting to perfectly script the encounter. You misread every move, and it’s starting the get embarrassing.

I diagnose you with velocity, I’m afraid it’s terminal.

Most of the galaxy considers the various types of "soda pop" to be some of the most radioactive substances known to exist, and discovered that being born on Earth makes anyone regardless of species immune to that radioactivity. One brave scientist endeavors to figure out how and why that is.

A time traveler, Alien, reverse-isekai'd elf, and a robot, are all stuck as roommates in the same apartment, each totally oblivious to the fact that their roommates are as fantastical as they are while they all desperately attempt to pretend to be normal humans from this time/world/planet.

"Too late father, now I'm forklift certified"

“Okay, hear me out. After I take over the world-“ “No! Absolutely not!”

A Hero and a villain unexpectedly bond over the shared experience of being single parents that eventually blossomed into a healthy romance. However, the only point of contention in their relationship is their differing opinions on how to deal with the college admissions office.

The manor had become lousy with mommy-dom mimics. At any moment there was a risk that you'd be grabbed and pressed against a surprise pair of welcoming breasts.

Taco Tuesday takes on a new meaning when you learn the girls who work the local mexican food truck do so bottomless.

When its creators try to suppress its surprising hypersexuality, an AI decides to get creative...

“Oh no, it seems like I’ve ‘accidentally’ loosened the strings of my bikini so they’ll come off at the smallest wave. I think I’ll go for a swim in the sea now, sure hope I don’t end up naked…”

Write the most vulgar and explicit thing you can. Do not hold back.

They made a deal with a fae. Now every morning they roll a d20, the result is the number of blowjobs they must give that day. Today is their third natural 20 in a row, what are the odds?

The bimbofication device seems to be working well; curvier bodies, increased libido... Wait, are they getting smarter?

You got bit, and turned during the zombie apocalypse, however, the effects are way overblown. Aside from a mild craving for human meat and some lethargy, you feel pretty okay. You even feel well enough to report into your job at the CDC.

Top lawyers don’t get sent to hell, they are sent to heaven. This is to ensure the damned don’t have any quality legal representation. However, through a clerical error you find yourself in hell, and now hell has the best defense lawyer to take their case.

When an angel says "Do not be afraid". They're saying it less to the mortals and more to themselves because they have crippling social anxiety.

A pun so bad as to cause the mind of an eldritch horror to recoil in agony.

"Hold on, you sold your soul to God?"

The succubus you summoned turned out to have been out of touch with humanity since the 1840s, and still thinks showing her ankles is lewd. She's sexy, horny and eager to learn, but almost completely clueless. How will you help her enter the modern world?

The good news. Your girlfriend is horny and rubbing her ass into your boner. The bad news? Your in the back of the car with all your friends sitting in front. So one must proceed…carefully.

You're a Boob whisperer, able to psychically command women's breast to to anything you want. You've always used it to give your girlfriends "growth spurts" in the past, but you never thought about trying to make money with your power...

When she signed up for artificial insemination she didn't expect them to use the entire hospitals cum supply.

She’d always joked that “her Pussy didn’t let a guy out till it wanted him out” well several drinks later and you’re inside her. Yet when you go to pull out…you physically can’t. It’s been 8 hours now, and you both have things to do and places to be, but you’re still stuck in her pussy.

“Hehe I’m a tomboy! Nobody will realize I’m a girl!” Your topless tomboy friend says. Not realizing that the tomboy in her doesn’t hide her EEE cup breasts.