Surreal Daily Experiences Writing Prompts

Instead of an angel and a demon sitting on your shoulders, one side sits a brash New Yorker and the other a posh British gentleman. Neither are necessarily good or evil, they just make passing comments on your day to day activities.

You wake up by a dusty road with 1,000 Mexican pesos and a note from your Spanish teacher: "Este es el examen final"

You are the woman currently beating parked cars with a rake outside of the apartment complex I live in. Explain yourself.

You always thought your Facebook friend egregiously misused the word "literally". Turns out his life is just really weird.

The new guy in your office is nice enough, but you don't know why nobody else can see that he's literally just a group of otters in a trenchcoat.

"Oh you are not drinking!" "Why not?" "Last time you tried to ride a door like a motorcycle." "So...?" "You got over 120 km/h on that door!!!"

You just died and instead of seeing the pearly gates of heaven or the fires of hell, you see that easy mode and new game plus are now available

The worst thing about dying is talking to HR the next morning.

She agreed to be a museum peice, a living sculpture, her hands and feet tied to prevent her from moving even an inch, her naked form on display to a crowd of people. It was only after she was immobilized that she realized that the museum staff didn't put up 'Do not touch' sign...

I’m the newest wall slut. My picture hangs above my ass which is dangling through the wall. There is a whole gallery of girls with me who are available to use for anyone who wants. And on the other side of the wall our mouths are given to the staff.

You are lying down in an hospital bed when Death shows up. It looks at you with a serious face and lets out a sight. "Seriously. How did you not get killed yet? This is getting ridiculous."

You thought the sign was a joke. But, it really did say Shoplifters will be prostituted

A mean bully wakes up as a beautiful & stacked woman, sexy enough to put any porn actress to shame. She decides to corner the nerd at the usual hiding spot, but is shocked when she starts stripping and begs "master" to use her.

You are walking down a shady alley in Paris when a group of mimes attack. They do unspeakable things to you

One day while you're walking through town you see a man standing on a ladder with cleaning supplies in his hands. You chuckle as it looks like he's cleaning the sun from your angle, until you see him grab the edge of the sun and pull, watching the sun actually move off in the distance.

In a world where beliefs shift reality, the moon turned into a therapist that you can only talk to during night time

You open the door to someone who claims to be married to you in another life. The next day, more random people show up claiming to be married to you in another life.

"Hot MILFs are in your area. They are closing in at an alarming speed. Shelter in place immediately and await further instructions."

The whole world watched in a stunned awe as Jesus Christ returned to Earth. How the light shone around him as he touched down, how he slipped, how he smashed his head on the curb, and how he just laid there barely moving

You’ve gotten up and worked a full shift. It’s not until after the shift is over that you realized that you haven’t spoken to or seen another human being all day.

She'd never done anything so reckless before. Food, a pillow, perky breasts, she was ready to begin the ritual to summon a human.

Amongst bunny girls, the most popular and traditional way to celebrate Mother's Day is by getting pregnant!

As the odd little man leads you from room to room, giving you glimpses into the private lives of people you know, you begin to wonder what the numbers on the door could possibly be counting.

You signed on to work of the ranch, but you have no clue if your working as a rancher, a cow or a bull... Guess you'll find out on your first day!

A mischievous perv is distorting reality for you and your friends, but you actually enjoy it because this is the most fun you've had in months.

A weird trend becoming popular with collage students where you have to masturbate aggressively while confessing to your crush.

At the museum, her body was mistaken for a work of art. Objectification ensues.

Some perv is warping reality around you and your friends. However, you don't mind as this is the first time the meeting has been fun in months.