Comedy Writing Prompts

You have been cursed to be transformed into a cat. Little did the witch know that you enjoyed being a cat

Unicorns always end up outing the most unlikely people as virgins and non-virgins

You suspect your new partner might not be what they claimed to be. Yesterday you asked them to change the lightbulb and they said "Sure, into what?" You want the truth but not a confrontation.

"For my last wish, I wish this was a world of Free Use!" he exclaimed. The genie, sick of this guy's shitty wishes, snapped their fingers. Suddenly, every male in the world was now naked and ripe for usage...

The apocalypse has come and gone. In the wake of society collapsing, two factions have formed. Those who found shelter in a place called Waffle House, and those who sheltered in another location, Starbucks.

The summoning ritual was mostly a success. But instead of the horny succubus you wanted, you've summoned an angel.

You had just found out that your mom is a former magical girl, and your dad is a powerful monster she had faced in the past in the most embarrassing way possible.

Write a sex scene, but you can't refer to any privates with the same word more than once.

An "AITA" post, but OP is from a porn-plot universe

You always suspected your boyfriend was secretly a werewolf, and were excited to learn he planned to show you on a full moon one night. Despite his warning of danger, you stayed to watch. While you expected anything, the last thing you expected was he turned into a white pomeranian.

When you are drunk you can temporarily go back in time. Only when begin to sober up you immediately teleport to your new reality. Tonight you didn’t mean but got not only drunk, but way drunker than you wanted.

You are a goodwilled genie. When somebody makes a malicious wish, instead of adding a random twist, you ask the would-be-victim(s) on how they want it granted.

You're a dragon who tried to ambush a royal cart. Sadly, unlike elder dragons, you weren't big enough to scare them. Now you're their royal pet. Life isn't as bad as you thought.

Oh look, a new reaction channel video: "Professional Wizard & Witch Rate Movie Magic Scenes | How Realistic Is It?"

"Yo, dudes! The hivemind is pretty chill! Maybe you can like join it or something."

"I messed up." "Oh? You fucking think?"

Your grandmother is a psychotic Empress and a bloody conqueror who kills for fun, but she also bakes you cookies and sings you bedtime stories, so she's not all bad, right?

You've just been served a restraining order from Death

All dogs go to heaven, which makes sense. Werewolves also go to heaven, which is making less sense.

The reason why you don't hear about magical boys is because they tend to work in blue collar jobs rather than fight crime unless otherwise.

You spend all your money and sell all your possessions so you can party like crazy before Y2K and then on January 1st 2000, nothing happens.

The man was trying to summon a succubus, but he got entirely the wrong kind of demon. Instead of an alluring female temptress, a monstrous demonic warlord appeared instead, one not at all pleased that he was bound to a botched infernal sex contract.

The dress was enchanted to made her irresistible to all who saw her. She probably should've considered that before checking her appearance in the mirror.

You masturbate every day. At what point, does her walking in on you mid wank become accident versus routine?

The year is 2050 and some weed strains have grown strong enough to unlock superpowers within people for the extent of the high. After finding 4 vapes, you and your 3 best friends are trying to "Obtain" more of this government-controlled weed.

You try to bake your first pie and inadvertently create a portal to the underworld

Video game characters are a bit like high-class pets - if they're not played in a while, they start to become depressed, or at least a bit loony. Some take it in stride.

The reason why not all prayers get answered… is that the angels sent to answer them keep getting distracted by all the fun stuff there is to do on Earth

It's been a few months since you've been in the goblin stronghold you were sent to initially destroy. You're not sure how you got to this point instead of doing your job, but you find you don't mind it.

Your children were "blessed" to be heroes, however this makes getting everyone together for the holidays a huge hassle. They have the gall to think waging a war against the armies of hell, or fighting evil kings somehow is more important than celebrating Christmas with their own mother.