Comedy Writing Prompts

When a werewolf transforms, their mind changes to match their new canine form. What the books *don't* tell you is that it's less "being hunted" and more "funniest pet videos."

She won the bet, but the wording technically meant that all she won was the right to *give* her guy friends blowjobs whenever she wanted. None of them thought she'd take advantage of this privilege, never mind so often!

"HOW FUCKING DENSE ARE YOU!?!" Your goth squadmate screams at you "I'VE BEEN DROPPING HINTS THAT I LIKE YOU FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS, I HAVE BEEN SENDING YOU PICTURES OF ME IN SEXY LINGERIE EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE THOSE"

You are just a lab technician, although one of your colleagues seems to be utterly convinced you are either a superhero or -villain. Their attempts to get you to reveal your identity are getting more and more extreme and you have finally had it with the constant harassment.

Your wife's family reunion is going to be something to dread, considering all of them are wereanimals and you a vampire.

Humanity was terrified of the alien invaders who effortlessly withstood of Earth’s weapons. Now it is revealed that are not invaders, but mere vacationers.

So it turns out, human cum is extremely addictive to aliens, this comes to point when your alien crew mates find out you’re human.

You were always far more lethargic than your fellow succubi. Instead of appearing in people's dreams you just set up a free-use box for any passerby

God, it feels like no matter what I say to him, he thinks I'm just joking around. What do I have to do, show up to his house naked and suck his dick?

While you were trying to learn some ancient nordic language, you accidentally summons a demon, now you both don't know how to proceed

Say dwarves are real attracted to facial hair, like in many fandoms that contain dwarves. Now say Cousin It rocks up to a dwarf community.

In a world of telenovelas and medical drama you are known as the best doctor in the world…. This is because you actually follow proper medical procedure

HR manager is trying to kindly provide feedback on an applicant's resume. The applicant's primary former experience is listed as "Villain".

Two cultists are secretly using one another to try to summon their respective elder god. Unbeknownst to both of them, their elder gods are in cohoots to get them laid

When your girlfriend asked what you wanted for your birthday, you jokingly answered “a harem.” You never thought she’d actually arrange one for you!

In the third month of pregnancy your contractions suddenly start and out comes an egg. Your husband feels guilty for not telling you earlier that he's actually a dragon in disguise.

A computer science professor challenges her students to hack her for an instant A. She thought they'd go for the grades database, bit her surprisingly saucy photos and not as part of a presentation...

In a world where orgasms are contagious, public masturbation is a common prank

When the people conducting the ritual to summon a hero got you, they were both surprised and disappointed. Turns out, they were expecting your mother, who was here before and became a legend.

You stand near the ocean to summon Cthulhu, but the odd smell of chicken fills in the air. There Cthulhu was... baked and broiled and fried... but still alive. What in the world happened to him...?!

"No, I'm not going to kill you. I honestly don't know why everyone assumes that," Your boss replies. "What I was TRYING to say before you interrupted me was that you failed me for the last time, pack up your things and get out. You're fired."

An accidental rebounded curse has made it so that every time you perform evil deeds, the end results somehow end up beneficial to all involved. Frustrated at your predicament, you decide to try doing some good deeds for once, just to see the difference.

Your home is haunted. However, you have befriended the spirits that haunt your house. years later, a company wants to tear down your home to build a high way, and are using dirty tactics to try to force you to move. The ghosts are protecting your home.

In space, no one can hear you scream... Unless you're leaning on the intercom. Then *everyone* can hear *everything*...

You’re not sure why, but you seem to find yourself in situations in which random women unintentionally flash you or otherwise strip in front of you.

So I accidently drank water from the fountain of youth contained in a vial, have returned to the size and appearance of a child and am now either immortal or simply have a very long life span; and because of elvish Iaw now have to adopted by an elvish family because I'm to young to live alone.

"Are you sure these are real human names?" "Yeah, we'll be fine, don't worry."... "Jimothy, Billiam, Jimantha, and Steve." the Human refugee organizational officer called them in as a group.

When he joked that he would be happy to get sex for his birthday, he didn't expect That to actually be his gift, never mind from *all* of his female friends, even the ones in relationships!

"My Ex is coming and I need you to pretend that I'm dating you. Yes it has to look real"

"Hot MILFs are in your area. They are closing in at an alarming speed. Shelter in place immediately and await further instructions."