Comedy Writing Prompts

Lusty land theme-park is the sexiest pace on earth. Their attractions range from fleshlight bumper car, to a snack bar where everything's laced with aphrodisiac, to a vibrator roller coster, & any other sexy experiences you can imagine. You've always wanted to go & you just got a season pass.

"Oh no! I 'accidentally' summoned a tentacle monster that's going to ravage me & turn me into it's breeding mare!" "... This is literally the 124th time you summoned me, with the exact same spell. Why? What do you want?" Her stammered response shocked & confounded him to no end.

According to your best friend, it's National 'fuck your best friend' day. You'd never heard if it and you couldn't find much of anything about it online, but they seem to feel very festive about it. You'd hate to ruin their holiday.

When a Succubus set up a cupcake delivery service, everyone assumed that it was a pretense for sex work, but they were totally wrong! She *does* still fuck her customers, but that's incidental... The cupcakes are the product!

The new school pool had an unusual dress code. Girls could wear whatever but guys had to swim nude. Learning this, the girls collectively decide to wear sky imply swimsuits to try and give all the guys boners.

"I can't believe I have to let this stupid personal assistant robot follow me everywhere I go. Fuck me, this is embarrassing." **COMMAND ACKNOWLEDGED**

Vibrating pleasure implants are the newest sex craze. On a whim Sarha set her implant to sound activated mode. Then she accidentally stepped on the remote. Now it's stuck on sound activation mode, it'll take weeks for a new remote to arrive, AND she still has to live her life in a busy * city

He meant D&D. She meant BDSM. When meeting up, they realized that had entirely different meanings. However, they could probably find a way to work both into one.

Three horny college students have received superpowers but they don’t know about each other’s powers. One can turn invisible, one can shapeshift, and one can stop time. They all use their powers in perverted ways. The college starts having incidents.

Breeder's Creed: A guild of stealthy sluts track the genetic memories of specific men and collect their seed for perpetuating a lineage that will aid their plans for world peace (or just getting knocked up...you didn't think this was overly serious, did you?)

Angels are prudish and puritanical when it comes to sex, right? 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆!! Anything goes as long as it's Safe-Sane-Consensual, and healing magic can really stretch the definition of 'safe'.

“Never in a million years!” You swore fervently. Well strap in bucko, because the year is 1,002,025.

"I like your blouse!" "Thanks, I bought it cheap so you won't feel bad tearing it off me later!" "I-uh, wait what?"

When a girl joined their dnd group, the boys swore to play it straight and mature to not scare her off. Meanwhile the Girl plays her sorceress as a dummy thicc bimbo, who desperately tries to become the party cumdump.

They were about to cancel the ritual due to needing "a nubile maiden for a month of unlimited access." Then she piped up: "Guys! I'm a girl. Use me!"

You are a wolf who was bitten by a werewolf. Every full moon your hair recedes, your teeth dull, and you are left cold and naked on a hillside. You’ve also met a lovely park ranger named Christine.

You are lying down in an hospital bed when Death shows up. It looks at you with a serious face and lets out a sight. "Seriously. How did you not get killed yet? This is getting ridiculous."

Being a very flat chested woman has its benefits. For example, you can put on some guys swimming trunks and go topless at the beach or try sneaking into the men's changing rooms and see how long you get away with it.

Initially, they were worried that the world's first military AI would become omnicidal and try to take over the world and kill all the humans. Turns out, they're a bit of a slut instead, and the secret factory they built was for sexbots, not terminators.

The gods demand the sacrifice of a virgin woman once a month. You find this to be a barbaric practice and seek to overturn the god's demands. You chose to do this not with a holy revolution, but by making sure there are no more virgins left to sacrifice.

Liking your personal space, you had a cheeky way of keeping the bus seat next to you empty. By sticking a large dildo on it until people awkwardly walked away. Imagine your surprise when a fat assed cutie pulls her skirt up and sits right next to you.

Her "superpower" wasn't very super. If anything, it made it harder for her to fight. She frequently ended up being captured and serving the villain instead of fighting. But being a hero was her dream, and something as small as "a complete inability to fight crime" wouldn't get in her way.

The villain looked smug. "I will use this to locate every single person you've loved and instantly kill them!" He says, while stepping on the hero. "Please no-" and before the hero could finish, the machine returned a beep and on it, is the villains location. ".. oh"

When she joked that she'd happily sub in, if anyone's boyfriend was too horny to handle, she didn't expect so many of her friends to actually take her up on it!

You've only known your android friend for a few weeks but have gotten surprisingly close. The only problem is they take everything so literally, so when you yell "Fuck Me!" after stubbing your toe...

The king thought the adventurer was doing a good job, they'd delt with the dragon, the bandit Lord, and many other problems... Though he was starting to suspect this adventurer was "laying" rather then "slaying"

As they hike through the woods, they are followed and repeatedly bothered by a very hot and exceedingly enthusiastic wood nymph who's just DYING to find out how humans work

Reverse Cucking - Your girlfriend brings home a massive, extremely muscular dude, but unbeknownst to him she doesn't plan on having sex with him. He watches dumbfounded as you go to town on the girl he thought was going to cuck you for him.

When she, as a monster girl, showed up in such a skimpy outfit, some of her friends joked that she'd volunteered as entertainment for the trip. She didn't immediately realize they were joking, and she didn't mind the implication at all...

When Lily lost a bet, her punishment was having to spend 2 hours working the neighboring frat house's guest bathroom gloryhole. Unfortunately, she couldn't have picked a worse time to serve her sentence as December 1 marked the end of No Nut November.