Situational Comedy Writing Prompts

She thought her political career was over when the porn she did back in college was revealed to the masses, but her approval rate actually saw a bump. Now her campaign manager wants her to double down on this new angle.

The succubus you summoned hasn't been in touch with humans since the 1840s, and still thinks showing ankles is depraved. She's sexy, enthusiastic and utterly clueless. How will you help her adapt to the porn-addled modern world?

"Why on earth did you teach your insane student the Dark Arts!?" "Yeah, in hindsight that was not one of my better ideas." "You think!? Go rein them in!"

"Ma'am, just because I beat you in combat doesn't mean I want to marry you."

Your girlfriend has a twin sister you didn't know about. Taking advantage of this, they decide to pull a harmless, but devious prank on you.

A galactic realtor is giving a tour of brand new planets in artificially created star systems for the infinitely wealthy. They proceed to go over the amenities for the available planets as well as the policies for the System’s HOA.

You have been cursed to be transformed into a cat. Little did the witch know that you enjoyed being a cat

Unicorns always end up outing the most unlikely people as virgins and non-virgins

The summoning ritual was mostly a success. But instead of the horny succubus you wanted, you've summoned an angel.

You had just found out that your mom is a former magical girl, and your dad is a powerful monster she had faced in the past in the most embarrassing way possible.

When you are drunk you can temporarily go back in time. Only when begin to sober up you immediately teleport to your new reality. Tonight you didn’t mean but got not only drunk, but way drunker than you wanted.

You are a goodwilled genie. When somebody makes a malicious wish, instead of adding a random twist, you ask the would-be-victim(s) on how they want it granted.

You're a dragon who tried to ambush a royal cart. Sadly, unlike elder dragons, you weren't big enough to scare them. Now you're their royal pet. Life isn't as bad as you thought.

"I messed up." "Oh? You fucking think?"

You spend all your money and sell all your possessions so you can party like crazy before Y2K and then on January 1st 2000, nothing happens.

The man was trying to summon a succubus, but he got entirely the wrong kind of demon. Instead of an alluring female temptress, a monstrous demonic warlord appeared instead, one not at all pleased that he was bound to a botched infernal sex contract.

The dress was enchanted to made her irresistible to all who saw her. She probably should've considered that before checking her appearance in the mirror.

You masturbate every day. At what point, does her walking in on you mid wank become accident versus routine?

The reason why not all prayers get answered… is that the angels sent to answer them keep getting distracted by all the fun stuff there is to do on Earth

It's been a few months since you've been in the goblin stronghold you were sent to initially destroy. You're not sure how you got to this point instead of doing your job, but you find you don't mind it.

Your children were "blessed" to be heroes, however this makes getting everyone together for the holidays a huge hassle. They have the gall to think waging a war against the armies of hell, or fighting evil kings somehow is more important than celebrating Christmas with their own mother.

She won the bet, but the wording technically meant that all she won was the right to *give* her guy friends blowjobs whenever she wanted. None of them thought she'd take advantage of this privilege, never mind so often!

"HOW FUCKING DENSE ARE YOU!?!" Your goth squadmate screams at you "I'VE BEEN DROPPING HINTS THAT I LIKE YOU FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS, I HAVE BEEN SENDING YOU PICTURES OF ME IN SEXY LINGERIE EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE THOSE"

You are just a lab technician, although one of your colleagues seems to be utterly convinced you are either a superhero or -villain. Their attempts to get you to reveal your identity are getting more and more extreme and you have finally had it with the constant harassment.

Your wife's family reunion is going to be something to dread, considering all of them are wereanimals and you a vampire.

Humanity was terrified of the alien invaders who effortlessly withstood of Earth’s weapons. Now it is revealed that are not invaders, but mere vacationers.

God, it feels like no matter what I say to him, he thinks I'm just joking around. What do I have to do, show up to his house naked and suck his dick?

While you were trying to learn some ancient nordic language, you accidentally summons a demon, now you both don't know how to proceed

HR manager is trying to kindly provide feedback on an applicant's resume. The applicant's primary former experience is listed as "Villain".

When your girlfriend asked what you wanted for your birthday, you jokingly answered “a harem.” You never thought she’d actually arrange one for you!