Situational Comedy Writing Prompts

A computer science professor challenges her students to hack her for an instant A. She thought they'd go for the grades database, bit her surprisingly saucy photos and not as part of a presentation...

When the people conducting the ritual to summon a hero got you, they were both surprised and disappointed. Turns out, they were expecting your mother, who was here before and became a legend.

"No, I'm not going to kill you. I honestly don't know why everyone assumes that," Your boss replies. "What I was TRYING to say before you interrupted me was that you failed me for the last time, pack up your things and get out. You're fired."

An accidental rebounded curse has made it so that every time you perform evil deeds, the end results somehow end up beneficial to all involved. Frustrated at your predicament, you decide to try doing some good deeds for once, just to see the difference.

Your home is haunted. However, you have befriended the spirits that haunt your house. years later, a company wants to tear down your home to build a high way, and are using dirty tactics to try to force you to move. The ghosts are protecting your home.

In space, no one can hear you scream... Unless you're leaning on the intercom. Then *everyone* can hear *everything*...

You’re not sure why, but you seem to find yourself in situations in which random women unintentionally flash you or otherwise strip in front of you.

When he joked that he would be happy to get sex for his birthday, he didn't expect That to actually be his gift, never mind from *all* of his female friends, even the ones in relationships!

"My Ex is coming and I need you to pretend that I'm dating you. Yes it has to look real"

After losing a bet, she had to be her friend's maid for a week, including wearing a skimpy French Maid costume...

There's a Waffle House famous for being the safest Waffle House in the world. Why? The owner does not tolerate any sort of bad behavior. EVER.

An 80’s sitcom bully is transported into the 21st century and is in for a rude awakening when he tries his usual tactics in his new environment

"May I come in?" "No." "Please! I just want to talk!" "Don't care!" The vampire became peeved at this. ".... And what if I brought brownies?" "......"

People eventually learned that the wish-twisting Genie was very devoted to his job. That's why they started wishing for terrible things, so that he'd twist them to be good. All you had to do was pretend that that's the opposite of what you wanted and he'd never catch on.

"Their science fair project just destroyed most of downtown!!" "So... we're thinking first prize?"

For you, a lover of horror media, being haunted by a ghost is a dream come true. Ironically, though, the ghost finds the stories you like so much to be incredibly scary.

“This is for the sake of the people…n-not because I like it…”

When the shop hired her on to be a "sales model", she didn't realize it was a sex shop or that part of her job was to help *test* and *demonstrate* the equipment...

As per his title, the prince was granted a willing sex slave as a gift. What he didn’t know is that she craved sex 24/7. What she didn’t know is that he has no ideas how to interpret even the most obvious signals from women, even if their only purpose is sex.

The change to the club dress code that required girls to wear bikinis or lingerie was supposed to be a joke. No one expected so much compliance, And they certainly didn't expect the policy to be so popular!

After a seance gone wrong, a moody goth keeps getting possessed by a perky, peppy, cheerleader ghost. One that's also very *horny*...

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" "You said that I could help myself to anything in the kitchen..." "I meant food, not my partner!"

A group of college kids try to film a comically bad B-Movie in the woods. The local kids see the props and think there's monsters in the forest.

You're an alien that was banished from your planet due to your "unusual behavior." After crash-landing on the planet known as Earth, you are surprised to discover that your practices are not only perfectly normal here but also expected.

The supervillain is too strong for the police but their crimes too petty for superheroes to bother.

“Ma’am, as we understand it, this boy lives in a house with Six Women and still doesn’t know the first thing about working pussy. Please do not return him here until this has been remedied.”

The Amazonian preserve was off-limits to men. Even scientists studying the preserve had to dress in drag lest they get abducted and dominated. Jokes on them, the Amazonians are into that...

A guy has a harem not because of hypnosis or blackmail, he's just...an incredible cook?

She is convinced that she is a moronsexual, because her crush has to be the dumbest fuck on earth for not picking up on all the hints she droped around him.

Her psychic BFF had two mischievous habits: covertly reading her secret desires, and psychically nudging her to act them out!