Reddit Writing Prompts

“Wait- but you said you were a part of the CIA-” “Yeah, the- the Culinary Institute of America, please put the gun down-“

Your house is Haunted by a dangerous entity. However, you're so overworked and depressed that nothing the entity does can even phase you anymore

You get a static-filled phone call at 3AM from an old crush. She frantically explains that she's stranded by the lake, and begs you to come pick her up. When you arrive, you realize that she and her friends were skinny dipping when their car was stolen. Their clothes were in the trunk.

An adaptive city alters its citizens with little warning. As your shirt tightens around your growing chest and dozens of new blowjob techniques fill your mind you learn you have an erotic new role

To most your spouse seems confident and in control and definitely the 'dom' in your relationship, but you know a secret that most don't, they're only like that when their ass is filled. By plug, dildo, vibrator you name it, remove it and they return to their shy soft true personality.

Demihumans (or monster-girls/boys) usually have a lot more erogenous zones than a human. Seeing as you are dating one you see it as your duty to find and stimulate all of them.

Last month your city passed a law/set of laws that fits your fetish to a scary degree and it's getting harder to go about your day pretending you don't like it at this point.

In order to boost national morale, the newly established government has implemented a new national holiday. The Splurge (I know, I'm sorry but it rhymes), for the next 24 hours, all sex can be preformed in public and citizens are "free use."

The druid took care of the forest. The dryad took care of the druid.

Having a bratty cat girlfriend is equal parts trying to stop her from destroying things, trying to get her to put on clothes, trying to give her a real bath, and dicking her down several times a day since it’s the only way to pacify her.

Rather than a wedding ring, when a man and a woman get married they exchange a magic ring that portals his cock into her pussy, while also keeping it constantly erect. For a newly wed couple, this was going to take some getting used too.

A witch turns everyone at a party into a sexy version of their costume. Cat becomes a sexy cat, nurse becomes a sexy nurse, etc. Problem is most of the costumes were already sexy versions. What happens when the sexy angel turns into a *sexy* sexy angel?

You summon both an incubus and a succubus. As they are confused, you realize you are introducing the concept of bisexuality to demonkind.

Great for 18th birthdays!!!

You are a program designed to protect your assigned human at all costs. Today, you calculate a 0% survival rate.

You learned about the ancient gods in school, and as a joke you decided to reenact one of the rituals described in your textbook. You did not expect the god to actually answer.

Its been revealed that the recent get healthy trend, new diets, and weight loss drugs is being funded by wealthy vampires who want tastier victims. In fact, most of the top personal trainers are vampires. A journalist debates whether to reveal this as the trend saves more lives than it takes.

"I think the armor we gave Sarah is cursed" "What makes you say that?" "Well...she's cumming all over the floor, screaming about how its moving or something."

[EnemiesToLovers] The partys female warlock and the male paladin are constantly at each others throat. There is a clear sexual tension between them. Meanwhile their respective deitys are friends and are shipping the two of them. So they decide to ensure that their servants finally fuck.

It was soooo easy to drive your vampire boyfriend wild, since he could fuck your brains out all he wanted. But he needed permission to “cum inside” so you could keep him in a pent up and on the edge of bursting for HOURS.

Your wife learns that you have a harem fantasy, but also you also only want to be with her. So, she clones herself several times.

Lusty land theme-park is the sexiest pace on earth. Their attractions range from fleshlight bumper car, to a snack bar where everything's laced with aphrodisiac, to a vibrator roller coster, & any other sexy experiences you can imagine. You've always wanted to go & you just got a season pass.

When the test revealed his unique power to be ultimate mind control, everyone assumed it was only a matter of time before he became a supervillain. So when the world's #1 superhero asked that he be delivered to her palace of solitude, he was naturally apprehensive & gagged. Then .....

"Oh no! I 'accidentally' summoned a tentacle monster that's going to ravage me & turn me into it's breeding mare!" "... This is literally the 124th time you summoned me, with the exact same spell. Why? What do you want?" Her stammered response shocked & confounded him to no end.

The superhero is captured by his archnemesis. He is feeling really bad as he missed a date. "Who said this wasn't the date?", giggled the evil lady.

It's been a very strange morning. Not only is your pet nowhere to be found, the complete stranger in your living room claims to be your pet.

You the only known immortal, although neither you nor any doctors know how or why. Therefore some worship you as a god, others fear you as a demon and again others believe you to be a conman and a fraud. Today you are approached by a teenager, claiming to be another immortal.

You're about to find out why you should NEVER wish for a genie's freedom: They're imprisoned for a reason.

Describe what it's like to be talked at while you're suffering from sensory overload.

Most wizards try to learn as many spell as possible. You should fear those that don't need to do that.