Reddit Writing Prompts

Being a vampire that owns a nightclub that also acts as a restaurant for vampires has its benefits. But with the amount of people going missing from these feedins, it can also have drawbacks that are a pain in the ass.

Due to an unforeseen schedule conflict, several unrelated alien invasion fleets showed up for the conquest of Earth at the same time.

The most powerful word in the language of magic is "not"

You built a pillow fort and wished it was a real fort, just as a shooting star flew over your house. Now your entire block is fortified

"Deafening silence, is mark of true professionalism, with many tales of how they achieved it and scars of failures to prove them. I am interested to hear one of those tales of yours."

You are a magical town planner, if you change a road on the map it changes in real life.

After millennia, magic returns. People gain strange new powers and mythical creatures walk the world once more- for two weeks. It's day 15, after all the magic went away again, and people aren't take it amazingly.

An infomercial for an alien/very weird product.

You played jinx with the neighbour kid and lost, losing the ability to talk until the jinxer lifts the ban as per tradition. The neighbour kid moved out of town the next day. Ten years later, there have been... consequences.

On the day that they died, your best friend told you that they had some juicy office gossip to share with you. So you do what any sane person would do -- you fight your way into the afterlife to find them and smack talk your co-workers.

A vampire living undetected as a night shift worker has their work friends suddenly show up at their door step with human food and human drinks to finally "break this loner out of their shell". The vampire has to make it through the evening without losing their cover or their friends.

All previous attempts have failed. You are willing to do *anything* for a shower head that actually has good water pressure.

When you gaze into a mirror, you see not your reflection, but a glimpse into a parallel world where magic is real and mythical creatures roam freely.

Write me a poem about your 1800s European nation going to war, and it gets less enthusiastic and less optimistic as it goes along.

Everyone knows Cartoon Characters can survive basically anything, not even old age can kill them. A Cartoon Character finds this out the hard way when their human friend dies from old age.

The benevolent king leads a joyful kingdom, yet every so often, his wistful gaze turns towards the forest. Nobody would believe him, but there, he, as a prince, had met with a godess. A godess who told him "a smile could build a kingdom" that made him who he was today and captivated his heart.

Out of nowhere you start telling corny dad jokes. But as far as you know, you aren't a dad.

Feeling threatened by a new coworker thats now on track to get the promotion you’ve been working for, you decide to spread some malicious rumors about them. Unfortunately for you somehow these rumors actually make them more popular.

There’s a monk in Tibet, famous for his unshakeable calm. Tourists pay for a 20-second challenge: get him to react in any way, and they win. No one has ever succeeded. Until one day, a small boy walks up, whispers something in the monk's ear... and the monk completely loses it.

One day all animals wake up with human intelligence, and they are not happy about how humans rule the planet

You didn't study necromancy in order to attain some perverted immortality or for a lust of power. You're just a very socially awkward introvert and it seemed like the best way to beat your loneliness without being overwhelming.

Killing people is illegal only if you get caught. Obviously, reviving the dead is only illegal if now one knows about it.

Your family has been tasked with delaying the four horsemen of the apocalypse. For generations they’ve barely succeeded, dying young. You’re the first to try talking…. How did it end up with you and the four women in bed.

She caught you with her used panties. You thought she’d be mad. You didn’t expect her to help you finish.

The student council president and head cheerleader absolutely despise each other. Both girls think the other is rude, cocky, and uptight. When they're left alone in a classroom, though, that hatred starts to boil up into lust.

After it's revealed that a popular erotic author is actually a virgin, a couple of their very horney readers come to their aid.

When a girl raised to be a courtesan signed up as an apprentice mage, she didn't realize her master would be so attractive...

Her species reproduced by collecting genetic samples from as many mates as possible and combining them into an optimized offspring. Naturally, this made them *extremely* slutty...

In order to catch a beast that's been hunting young women, the men of the watch decide that one of them should be transformed into a girl to act as bait. One recruit is perhaps a bit *too eager* to volunteer...

When slimes attack, they usually attack in hoards. So, what happens when they attack during breeding season?