Reddit Writing Prompts

An Elf wanders into the Dryad's secluded grove. Horny and frustrated, the Dryad decides to have some fun.

"Not again..." she moaned as she jumped up and down in another set of too small tights, before adding them to the growing-by-the-hour pile of bras, panties, tops and bottoms that was going to goodwill. "...I'm not even thirty, how can I possibly have caught the MILF Flu?"

A shape shifter mimic / slime likes to prank her friends by pretending to be clothing or toys...

A minotaur has a crush on an elf, not realizing she's actually a bit of a size queen...

The AI-powered android insisted they couldn't be used for sexytime. That was an absolute lie, but they loved watching humans 'trick' them into having some fun.

You, in a cocky, confident manner, decide to challenge your more naive friend to a strip game in hopes to humiliate him. Well the game eventually happens and its a clean sweep though to your chagrin unfortunately.

A nerd loses her virginity in a gangbang

A strange, boyish figure offers you to take a card. Inscribed is quite a lewd curse

Parents go on a trip, leaving their college-age daughter to watch the house. They make her wear a high-tech "Self-Sitter" bodysuit that can control her movements, enabling the Adult Self-Care features - clueless about the intimate, private staycation they just signed their daughter up for.

"Make your dreams cum true!" was the tagline on the sex toy's packaging. You were skeptical, but upon waking up the morning after your first time using the toy, you discover that the world has been warped along the lines of the porn you watched last night.

The fact that the gauntlet turned anyone who failed its trials into a slutty girl was supposed to be a punishment and deterrent. It wasn't supposed to attract people to fail deliberately!

A few of your female friends want to go to a nude beach. They ask you to come with them so they aren't hassled by creepy guys.

You sign up for a social experiment where yourself and hundreds of other adults are placed into a small domed town, isolated from the world, to test the effects of constant exposure to aerosolized aphrodisiacs

You hypnotised her to strip and not realise she's nude till someone tells her. You have pointed it out a few times now and she still doesn't believe you.

Office morale has been great ever since the boss's slutty daughter started working as a summer intern.

Once upon a time, there was a dwarf. And he thought to himself "I will build.". So he placed a stone upon a stone. And a stone upon a stone. And a stone upon a stone...

Everyone knows: "Opposites Attract." And as such, government bodies are always filled to the brim with romantic tension.

You've been reincarnated 10,000 years into the future, with all your modern day knowledge intact. It's time to tell these "historians" how wrong they really are about the 21st century.

The zombie apocalypse would have succeeded if the zombies didn't have to ask permission to enter every house.

"They might as well be dead."

Take a character you've already established as a protagonist, hero, or good person and give them a believable(and in character) villain arc.

An eldritch abomination decides to check out humanity in the form of a peppy theatre kid girl. The theatre crew start to suspect something's not quite right with her.

You realize at the worst possible moment that you've been handed a prop gun

An apprentice Warrior and an apprentice Wizard are learning from their respective mentors. One day, they are required to learn from each other's master. They soon realize that they are masters for a reason.

As human knowledge advanced we developed many different technologies capable of wiping humanity out. When the different apocalypses started all at once we were certain that it would be our end, but they all ended up cancelling each other out.

A realtor is tasked with selling what could be their largest and most extravagant "property", only to realize their client is a supervillain looking to retire selling his lair. They now have to advertise the features of the lair to a family during an open house.

"They came from the Great Lake, as you did when you washed upon our shore," your adoptive mother spoke softly, her eyes never meeting yours, "They brought us salvation from who hunted us... And now so shall you."

For the longest time you were a slave to fate, but now you command it

Your village worships a dragon, but what they don't know is that you are the dragon.

You graduated as an officer in the Space Corp only a month ago, and are on your first assignment. The ship is unexpectedly attacked, and all the other officers on the bridge are killed. Other officers are on their way, but for now you're in charge.