Reddit Writing Prompts

"Please explain why each of you have been sneaking into the experiment's enclosure for 'quality time.'"

Hope can be more cruel than despair. It makes a person desperate, preventing them from making peace with their end and robbing them of a calm and organized end to life.

A vampire is working at a hospital as a nurse. They are really good at their job, and they have never caused a single incident ever.

And the Goddess looked upon what her creations had done and said "Okay, what the fuck, people?"

In the great labyrinth, you have one guess remaining for the sphinx's riddle, but you have all the time in the universe.

You, a human, made a bet with a fae to beat them at a game of their choosing. The fae is trying their best to explain the rules to you, but non of it makes any sense

"May I come in?" "No." "Please! I just want to talk!" "Don't care!" The vampire became peeved at this. ".... And what if I brought brownies?" "......"

A repair bot on an unmanned deep space research probe is activated to fix the ancient, ailing craft once again. In the vast reaches of space and time, the bot has gained sentience, and as it ponders its lonely life, it yearns to reach out to its creators.

People eventually learned that the wish-twisting Genie was very devoted to his job. That's why they started wishing for terrible things, so that he'd twist them to be good. All you had to do was pretend that that's the opposite of what you wanted and he'd never catch on.

“You don’t understand, it was fight or flight and chickens are flightless birds”

"i love you too, but I'm an elf and you're a human, I learned that lesson a long long time ago"

In a world with super powers your family is tasked with disabling the powers of criminals, well you were born with a rare variation of your family's power.

A party of heroes has been hired to dispatch a nest of goblins, but when they arrive, the goblins are far more advanced and peaceful than the human settlement, and have no idea why humans keep trying to kill them.

With the city in the grips of a horrible plague, its citizens find an unlikely savior in the form of the lich entombed in the local catacombs. After all, neither he nor his skeletal and ghostly servants can catch or spread disease, and he is a highly accomplished alchemist besides.

A powerful psychic is convinced their "talents" are normal, because everyone in their family can do it too.

"Every hero has a backstory. Every villain has one too. But nothing significant ever happened in my life. And yet, here I am shattered, just like the rest of them."

"Their science fair project just destroyed most of downtown!!" "So... we're thinking first prize?"

You are a superhero who is capable of breaking the 4th wall. You believe yourself and your super hero team to be winning against the villain, only for the villains theme to start playing, which only you can hear. This is not a fight you can win.

A regular coffee shop that no one ever took notice of gets exposed as serving mind altering substances in their coffee beans. On this particular day, a man storms into the café saying "I know what you're doing. I hear voices! I demand you to stop"

To escape limbo and finally face judgement in death, a soul must pay a coin to cross the river. You are the worker of a charity that raises funds for those who cannot pay.

A vampire's bite doesn't always cause its victim to become a vampire and you learned this the hard way

“The cities have to move, because the geography changes constantly on this planet.”

Working in magical waste disposal can be a mixed bag. Most of the time you’re just hauling off wagons full of used crystals and broken wands. Other times you’re dealing with the house full of cursed stuff the local witch left behind when she died.

He hadn't noticed it initially, but it seemed that every time she drank his cum she became slightly sluttier, which led to her drinking more of his cum, which made her became slightly more sluttier...

One of the weirdest things about being in a sorority with ghosts is when your sisters need to "borrow" your body...

Burglar protagonist has successfully broken in a mansion. Fortunately the AI in charge of the mansion think the protagonist is the maid working there. Unfortunately for the protagonist the AI thinks they are a maid in need of punishment.

You fought the monstrous beast, and you lost. You braced for death as it descended on you, only to be surprised by an affectionate nuzzle and careful embrace.

An alien diplomat finds herself waking from a crash landing, and boots inches from her face. Towering before her is a stranger, easily 7' tall and clad in heavy combat armor from head to toe - wordlessly offering his hand.

When you came out as a lesbian the popular girls started bullying you so you sent them videos with you fucking their mothers and their big sisters

A college student wakes up one morning without memories of the past night. When he looks down he sees his crush, his female best friend and his female bully all sucking his dick like horny sluts. When they see, that he is awake one of them chuckles. "I guess we have some explaining to do!"