Reddit Writing Prompts

The dead rise once again to save their living comrades

"I messed up." "Oh? You fucking think?"

Your grandmother is a psychotic Empress and a bloody conqueror who kills for fun, but she also bakes you cookies and sings you bedtime stories, so she's not all bad, right?

You've just been served a restraining order from Death

All dogs go to heaven, which makes sense. Werewolves also go to heaven, which is making less sense.

Your son went missing when he was 5, and no one believes a strange portal took him. As the only suspect, you went to jail for 30 years. But as you are released in front of at least a hundred people, your son appears from a portal. He's still 5, but also looks like he lived a thousand years.

The reason why you don't hear about magical boys is because they tend to work in blue collar jobs rather than fight crime unless otherwise.

{Incest} The two of you agreed that as long as it stopped at dry humping, it would be fine. But each time it kept escalating, until the two of you were completely naked and fucking like rabbits.

The Tiefling thief of the party recently got an interesting piece of loot: the Choker of the Unseen. It made her invisible, but was cursed. She had to be nude, save for the choker and she couldn't take it off.

You find a small notebook with the following written on the inside cover: "Anything writen will have always been true. Only you will remember how things were."

After many years as a superhero you realise something, the whole superhero system is corrupt, rotten to the core. You're going to fix that.

You have always loved books, so much that you're becoming a librarian. Upon completion of your degree, you discover that the saying "getting lost in a book" has a whole new meaning.

You spend all your money and sell all your possessions so you can party like crazy before Y2K and then on January 1st 2000, nothing happens.

Some children will draw terrifying shadow monsters sometimes. You are a kindergartener who has to explain to the teacher that the shadow monster you drew in your family photo really is part of your family and not something you made up.

You've Been One Of The Most Powerful Superheroes Since You Were A Teenager. Recently You've Lost Your Powers So Now You're Training With One Of The Best Non-Powered Superheroes, Because You Refuse To Stop Helping People.

Every time your rich friend comes back from vacation, he talks in weird slang. Over the last 10 years, you have come to suspect that he is actually a time traveler.

You have been cursed by a mischievous incubus. Now every-time you bend over, squat, or get on your hands and knees. He appears and fucks your brains out. Even if you were just trying to pick your phone up in that middle of the street.

The man was trying to summon a succubus, but he got entirely the wrong kind of demon. Instead of an alluring female temptress, a monstrous demonic warlord appeared instead, one not at all pleased that he was bound to a botched infernal sex contract.

A Finishing school for girls focuses on discreet, neat, and ladylike ways to have covert public sex.

The dress was enchanted to made her irresistible to all who saw her. She probably should've considered that before checking her appearance in the mirror.

You masturbate every day. At what point, does her walking in on you mid wank become accident versus routine?

“How did you quell the wrath of the goddess?” *The royals asked. You’re too embarrassed to tell them she turned you into her new sex toy.

The mean girl at my school just got the power to warp reality and is using it to turn the school into her own personal playground… “ugh, y’know, jocks are not in right now… how about you turn into dumb little femboys~?” She’s been doing weird stuff to everyone… except… me for some reason…?

Nude, she walked into the boys locker room and wordlessly handcuffed herself to a pipe, and then she waited...

The year is 2050 and some weed strains have grown strong enough to unlock superpowers within people for the extent of the high. After finding 4 vapes, you and your 3 best friends are trying to "Obtain" more of this government-controlled weed.

What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?

You and the boys break into your local high school to investigate a rumor. The rumor is, there's a secret swimming pool under the school that's been sealed off. You guys finally found it but, somethings seems way off about it.

You try to bake your first pie and inadvertently create a portal to the underworld

You're not quite sure how you ended up with the Pirate King at your back when you were trying to get away from your awful father, but you're not complaining.

Video game characters are a bit like high-class pets - if they're not played in a while, they start to become depressed, or at least a bit loony. Some take it in stride.