Reddit Writing Prompts

The reason why not all prayers get answered… is that the angels sent to answer them keep getting distracted by all the fun stuff there is to do on Earth

You and your best friend were caught in a horrific accident. You surely thought you would die, but to your horror, the hospital staff have done a horrific procedure to keep you alive.

You're just a person who tells the truth, or at least that's what everyone believes about you. However, the hero group believes you change reality so you're never wrong.

You are a galactic journalist attending the trial of an entire species accused of unprecedented selfishness. As the charges are listed, you expect the worst. But as you listen, you start to realize that their "crimes" sound more like acts of extraordinary kindness

You are a famous dragon hunter, but the biggest question is not how you kill them, but how you keep finding actual, real dragons in the 21st century.

It's been a few months since you've been in the goblin stronghold you were sent to initially destroy. You're not sure how you got to this point instead of doing your job, but you find you don't mind it.

The only thing keeping you going after being diagnosed with a terminal illness was your dream of being reincarnated as a character in your favourite superhero comic book. Good news - your wish came true. Bad news - you've been reincarnated as the main hero's arch-nemesis.

“You know, you’ve got a pretty flat chest” Emma’s friend had told her at the beach after she explained she’d lost her swimsuit. “You could wear this boy’s trunks I found and nobody would be able to tell that you’re not a boy”….

Being the janitor at a remote all-girls Christian college was in many ways a crappy job, but being the only man for miles around had its perks.

There’s this virgin nerd that sits in the back of my class. What a dweeb. Well one day I see him pull out some weird silver pen and start writing, then he stares at my chest… whatever, I’ve always had G cups anyway… right?

An unsatisfied size queen is transported to a fantasy world where her particular set of skills can be put to the test.

You probably shouldn't have mouthed off to the new girl at work. Turns out she's your boss's daughter. Now she keeps threatening your job. Until, one day, she pulls you aside and asks how far you're REALLY willing to go to keep your employment...

A college where showers in the women’s dorms & female sports locker rooms are ALL (suddenly?) glass-enclosed, next to VERY public areas. At ground level, or into the public lobbies of dorms, or next to high-traffic walkways, etc. EVERY women’s shower is on the fullest public display possible.

The Sex Note, a book that lets creates insatiable lust in those whose names are written for the author. Lesbian moms, a snobby classmate, nobody is immune.

I have no idea why this relaxation app is titled "Become Sluttier," she said, as she undid a button on her top, casually browsing for new red lipstick on her phone. "It is great chill out music though," she said, as she thought about masturbating to *really* help relax...

After being isekai'd into a video game, she'd hoped her gamer skills would carry her through. Unfortunately, the game uses gender specific armor models, so no matter how practical and sturdy the armor looks, it always becomes basically lingerie the second she puts it on.

As the last living descendant of the world’s greatest wizard/witch, you have inherited their grimoire. The only issue, you HATE all things magical and have dedicated your life to science.

Your children were "blessed" to be heroes, however this makes getting everyone together for the holidays a huge hassle. They have the gall to think waging a war against the armies of hell, or fighting evil kings somehow is more important than celebrating Christmas with their own mother.

Physical fitness tests are being carried out on criminals on death row. The high performers are removed to a different facility for unkown reasons.

"We are superior to them, but they are our masters?"

You live in a world where if you can explain why something should work, the universe will let it work.

In an alternate reality, humans live significantly longer than 100 years. But their bodies keep ageing in unpredictable ways, and their minds evolve too. But what's after late adulthood? And what's after that? Behaviors of humans who have lived for longer become increasingly irrational.

You grew up in a village that despised all creatures except their own kind. However, a Fae saved you, and deeply moved by this, you vowed to help everyone, regardless of what they are.

"You know, I think that sword is far more dangerous when it's in its scabbard than it is in your hands."

An immortal person tries to move on after losing their spouse, another fellow immortal, they were happily married to for 1820 years.

And just like that: One day, they stopped coming... The last two I killed looked like children as well. Even from a different species, that much was obvious. But now, why do I feel so bad? Like, I did what I had to, right? There was no other feasible option…

When a werewolf transforms, their mind changes to match their new canine form. What the books *don't* tell you is that it's less "being hunted" and more "funniest pet videos."

Someone has been stealing from your house, but you don't know who. In an attempt to catch them, you leave a roll of fake money in the drawer of a stand and wait for it to go missing. While at work, you get a call from the police station.

Shhhhhh... You've been strong for so long. I'm so proud of you. Come here, let it all out and let me take care of you now

She won the bet, but the wording technically meant that all she won was the right to *give* her guy friends blowjobs whenever she wanted. None of them thought she'd take advantage of this privilege, never mind so often!