Reddit Writing Prompts

You always suspected your boyfriend was secretly a werewolf, and were excited to learn he planned to show you on a full moon one night. Despite his warning of danger, you stayed to watch. While you expected anything, the last thing you expected was he turned into a white pomeranian.

Two things are true: (1) Don't take coins from the wishing well. It's stealing wishes. (2) Be careful what you wish for.

As it turns out, people with unusual collections are secretly dragons in disguise, and their collections double as their hoards. You have just discovered this because of your new friend and their unusual collection…

This is an odd job. You're given a small ship and sent out to photograph some newly discovered islands, the pay is ridiculous, so, who cares? That's when you notice that the islands are moving—and they're following you.

When your parents discovered your affair with the member of a rival family you expected them to get mad. Instead they were proud and praised you for your cunning ploy.

When you are drunk you can temporarily go back in time. Only when begin to sober up you immediately teleport to your new reality. Tonight you didn’t mean but got not only drunk, but way drunker than you wanted.

"Attention citizens: Please evacuate the area of downtown between 10th street and Richard and 6th Avenue and Florance. ARISE Magical Girls are in-bound and will be engaging hostiles. I repeat: Please evacuate."

As the Princess’ consort, you have to obey her every command. Including things such as fondling and pleasuring her in public settings.

You ask your crush out on a simple date, just wanting to close friends. However, the universe seems set on the two of you fucking in public.

Wholesome Harem

You are a goodwilled genie. When somebody makes a malicious wish, instead of adding a random twist, you ask the would-be-victim(s) on how they want it granted.

You're a dragon who tried to ambush a royal cart. Sadly, unlike elder dragons, you weren't big enough to scare them. Now you're their royal pet. Life isn't as bad as you thought.

"If you touch me, I'll charge you with assault!" ... "No, if I touch you, I'll be charged with **murder.**

When it comes to magic there are three rules, Don’t mess with life, Matter stays the same, and NEVER talk about Dave.

In a world where beliefs shift reality, the moon turned into a therapist that you can only talk to during night time

You woke up this morning to find your wife acting strangely. Her movements and speech are unnatural. You attribute this to fatigue, but by evening your suspicions grow stronger. Eventually, you notice a pair of tentacles sticking out from under your wife's T-shirt.

Oh look, a new reaction channel video: "Professional Wizard & Witch Rate Movie Magic Scenes | How Realistic Is It?"

You are a body double for a dictator, the real dictator has died and nobody has figured it out yet

"Yo, dudes! The hivemind is pretty chill! Maybe you can like join it or something."

You open the door to someone who claims to be married to you in another life. The next day, more random people show up claiming to be married to you in another life.

Dragons have long since gone to myths and legends. That is until a dragon happens to crash right infront of you.

When her human boyfriend invited her to visit earth for one of his species' spring festivals, she was delighted; however, she wasn't counting on the sight of dozens of brightly colored eggs everywhere kick-starting her species' breeding instinct.

Your friend is training to get fuck-doll certified, but they need at least 200 hours of 'on the job' training. Of course you'd help out!

Sometimes, a girl just needs to hire a crack team of adventurers to kidnap her and satisfy her fantasies....

Your wife is gorgeous, cute, and everything you want in a woman. Except for the curse. Every time you slide your cock into her, she transforms into another woman you know. All you want is to make love to the lady who teases you all day.

She likes to bully the shy nerdboy. One day he tries to defend himself from her with a HypnoApp! This ofcourse does not work but she plays along just to make fun of him. Not because the idea is kinda hot. Or because he is kinda cute. Or because she wanted to be his slutty Girlfriend all allong.

A woman receives a cryptic note instructing her to go to a particular bar at 2 o’clock in the afternoon on a weekday, wearing nothing but high heels and a trench coat. The bar isn’t crowded, but isn’t completely empty either. She’s to ask for a particular bartender, for further instructions.

Your shipmates are incredulous when you tell them humans have no mating season, and are always ready to mate. A few of them seem pretty interested, and have been asking some very... comprehensive questions.

You don't know why but no matter how hard you masturbate, you can't bring yourself to orgasm. Coincidentally, your roommate is making weird noises from across the apartment.

On the one hand, he was just a friend. On the other hand, he was the only boy she'd ever told about her consensual non-consent and breeding kinks without scaring him away...