Fantasy Writing Prompts

"TWO TBSP of mandragora," your necromancy teacher says, glaring at you. The intense sound of gunfire coming from outside makes you flinch. The police has been overwhelmed and the zombie apocalypse is now in full effect. "Not ten, TWO!"

Everyone in the guild had to take the alignment test. Despite everyone's expectations that you'd be "cold hearted" you actually scored "upstanding and compassionate"

"Y'all got any really old lamps?", you ask the owner at a yard sale. Just behind your ear, a tiny djinn whispers, "Oil lamps! Oil lamps specifically!"

It turns out the cute girl you’ve been wanting to date is a lesbian. However, she’s also a witch and has no problems turning you into a cute girl yourself.

A bunch of virgins are about to be sacrificed to a god. They are all kept in the same cell and decide to have a massive orgy so that they won't be virgins and then they can't be sacrificed anymore.

When the Princess made a declaration to fuck whoever took the dragon down she didn't expect it to be a trained team of twelve mercenaries.

People are born with powers based on the body part their energy manifested in. These are referred to as cores. An eye core is clairvoyant, a leg core can run at super-speed and hand cores are telekinetic, etc. You don't know your best friend's core location but whenever you ask they blush.

To form a baby, two people are to each add one drop of their blood into the cauldron. Those who defy the witch's warning and break this rule are never prepared for the consequences.

Lust berries are a magical fruit that gives you exactly what you need sexualy. For some it just makes them cum on the spot, others it leaves them in a state of arousal that makes them take their lover as soon as possible, some are dragged deep within their greatest fantasies...or anything else.

It's a strange trait of the Elven race, whenever a male is born it is as an only child but females are always born in triplets. Another strange trait is, when you marry an elf woman you automatically marry her sisters as well. Why? Because Elven triplets share their sense of touch.

The spell to let them feel as though his cock were in her mouth or pussy and portal his cum straight into her had worked perfectly! There was one problem though. It was the next day, and she couldn't figure out how to end the spell, only switch between locations!

"I am the Bookwyrm, keeper of lost knowledge. My hoard contains encyclopedia from ancient, long dead civilizations, and love stories written in glyphs that haven't seen use in a thousand years. So tell me little morsel, what have you brought to add that's better than your flesh and bones."

"For my third wish, I wish that I don't receive any unwanted sexual attention." "Granted! You now want all sexual attention you receive."

You’ve discovered a magical artifice known only as the Fuck Note. Write someone’s name in it, and they will become insanely horny and aroused within 40 seconds. You can also write what happens and how they do it, and that will be acted out in the real world.

You are a Fae working in a callcenter, "Can I have your name please?"

Taking advantage of the legality of duels, the town bully challenged a 10 year old to a duel to punish the parents. He didn’t count on a pissed off knight declaring he is the kid’s stand in.

In a world where the stronger the love, the more it triggers a pheromone that induces female breast, thigh and ass growth, and male penile and muscle growth, a flat chested girl and a shy, meek nerd are about to realize they're absolute soul mates.

You're trying to explain to your insane god romantic partner that, no, you don't want world domination, you just want a domestic love life

"I still don't get why are you so afraid of a simple human without magic, combat skills or weapons." "Because just as you said they made it here while having no weapons, magic or fighting skills! I don't know how they managed it and I am in no hurry to figure it out!"

“Uh Boss?” “Yeah?” “What do we do now that we’ve beaten the Hero?”

You were born into a witches coven as the only male. Naturally, this led to quite a bit of teasing from all your friends and family growing up as the sole male witch. However, the day you turned 18, the teasing from all of them became more...lewd.

You created a device to travel back in time, you chose the ice age but when you arrived you appeared in the middle of a battle between orcs, men and elves. What's worse you device has been damaged and now your stuck in the past.

You're a Norse Viking who just died with honor in battle. You just met your valkyrie... but you also just met the reason they carry weapons.

You were a dildo “tester” at a dildo company that made very monstrous toys. So good we’re you at taking the tentacles, bulls, and giant spined dragon cocks, that they promoted you to test the actual monsters they base the dildos off of.

You're pretty sure a blowjob isn't supposed to be a 'traditional greeting' among the tieflings, but the blue lips bobbing up and down your shaft silences your complaints.

You are the last human left on Earth. A nuclear war has taken out most of the population. You have been for at least the last year hunting, scavenging, and overall just been trying to survive. Suddenly a Portal to a fantasy world

People are starting to realize the fountain of youth has been leaking into your town’s water system.

Princess Wendy lives in the White Castle of the Burger Kingdom. Her father, the Burger King, recently appointed five notable suitors for her to judge. Except these Five Guys are all really hot, and they all want her fresh cakes just as much as she wants all of their "large fries".

A paranoid King locks away his only daughter in an isolated, luxurious palace/gilded cage with a full staff of female servants. She's not complaining... she's a lesbian.

A witch has a massive crush on someone and tries every magical method she knows to make them feel the same way about her. None of them work because her crush is already in love with her and just too shy to make a move.