Everyday Life with a Twist Writing Prompts

A man keeps failing to resist the charms of other women...but his girlfriend is actually a shapeshifter and she LOVES tricking him into cheating on her.

You were captured by a witch and cursed so that tentacles, invisible and intangible to everyone but you, are constantly swarming you 'playing' with you. The worst part is you can't tell anyone about them and you're forced to go about your normal life to the best of your ability...

An app called (name)'s button. When ever the button is pressed *you* cum. It doesn't affect anyone but you. The app stores have tried to take it down but it keeps popping back up and after it came up on the news, more people are downloading it just to mess with you. Thousands at this point!

You and your twin have a psychic link. The two of you can perceive the other’s imagination. As kids it was awesome since you two could simulate adventures and battles. As adults you can’t stop thinking about sex and the other is always aware of what you’re into which is a lot now.

Everyone wakes up with magic one day. Their superpowers depend on the job they held before.

“Mom can you pass the butter?” His girlfriend wearing a “he calls me mommy too,” his sister wearing a “Big sisters can be mommies too,” shirt. And his mom simply wearing a boldly printed “MOMMY,” shirt all reach for it at the same time. The three lock eyes and prepare for subtle mommydom battle

Greetings human! I- No! No, don't panic! Stop struggling! You can't. I'm your new symbiotic parasite, and- Oh, oh geez. This isn't going well. Uh... H-Here, Have some endorphins! ...AH! That's not supposed to happen!

As a demon, you get summoned for all sorts of things. Occult rituals, assassinations, etc. But today, your summoner is none of these things. Today your summoner is a soft spoken, nervous boy who just asked you to go to the High School Reunion Dance with him as his girlfriend.

The worst thing about dying is talking to HR the next morning.

She was a bully, but decided to become a better person after a local hero saved her live. One day, after a hard fight, she finds him unconscious in the streets. When she takes him home and removes his mask she is shocked to see, that the hero she had a crush on is the boy she bullied the most.

The gods exist. All of them. And they walk among mankind. And the reason you know this is because you just found out your poker group is where they all gather once a week to let off steam.

After finding what she thought was just a cool symbol in an old book and getting it as a tattoo, a college freshman is now slowly transforming into a Succubus...

You sold a 3D scan of your cock to a sex toy manufacturer for some quick cash, a year later you're kidnapped by a cult of women who say they've been desperately searching for "The Real Thing"

She had no idea how popular her shape-shifting abilities were going to make her with her sorority sisters, until one of them asked the question, "Can you grow a cock?"

You swiped right on a tinder profile which only had an Athena-class deep space cruiser for a pic. After flirting for a few days, you ask if they want to meet. "When?" They ask. "I dunno, now?" You answer, moments before a hyperspace rupture opens up above your home.

“Yeah, a couple of guys back in my old fraternity were magical creatures. One thing I learned the hard way from my time there is to never get into a drinking contest with a dwarf, an elf, really, any other fae in general, a dragon, or a vampire. They will drink the entire frat under the table.”

"I'm a 18 years old and my best friend is an Elf. She has always been thier for me through all my adventures, but recently she's been acting weird and is always afraid I might get hurt. Yesterday she handed me paperwork, and asked if I wanted my name changed during the adoption process."

Your family is rich and powerful, often keeping your parents away. To help manage the daily affairs of your life, they hired an extremely attractive and bitchy assistant to help you. Your friends don't know why you still keep her around. If only they knew what a covert pervert she really is.

Weeks after your older sister died, a reknown geneticist, you, an agoraphobic living in the middle of nowhere, get a visit from two young women… with ears and tails of animals, scared, with nothing on them but their clothes and hopes. They're your sis' experiments and now, they're in your care.

You got admittedly a bit too drunk last night. You didn't expect to find a group of a-lister villains chilling in your house.

Your step-grandfather has always doted on you more than any of his biological grandchildren. It was because his wife had an affair so he wasn't sure any of his children or grandchildren were actually his. With you, he knew right from beginning, you weren't his blood and chose to care for you.

A tomboy decides to wear a dress for the first time while going out with a group of friends, whom start jokingly commenting how they never realised that she was a girl all along. Though one of them is more genuine than the others… And feels their heart pounding with unexpected feelings for her.

Cock worship goes too far. It started as cute kink with his girlfriend. Then she invited her best friend for a threesome. Now his Cock has a full blown cult willing to serve it. Not him, just his cock.

A witch had cursed her with a body so blessed, men could not resist and fucked her on sight without thought. At first getting fucked 24/7 was terrifying. Now she casually goes to the store full of cum, gets gangbanged to sleep, and is known as the cursed freeuse slut around town.

When you grow up, you eventually stop worrying about the monster under your bed. However, when you grew up, the monster under your bed started worrying about you. You masturbate SO MUCH. You really need to get laid.

Among her culture of elves, it was customary to offer sexual release to anyone who offered shelter and hospitality, which explained why she was blushing so much, when her friend offered to share a hotel room with her, when her reservation fell through...

She could've sworn the application had said 'lifeguard'

I had been trained by my highschool boyfriend to stop everything that I'm doing and simply bend over whenever he touched my butt. Now a few years later, I find myself in tons of awkward and embarrassing situations as even an accidental touch seems to trigger my response!

Your witch next door neighbor has been insistent on changing her breast size every other week, and barging in to demand your opinion. As you finish explaining, your demon friend palms his face and says: "Dude... she's flirting with you."

You can see a number above anyone's head that indicates how likely they are to have sex with you that day. It will waver up or down in response to decisions that you're considering.