Everyday Life with a Twist Writing Prompts

Their new butt plug had an interesting feature: Proximity Vibration. The more people using the same toy in close proximity, the more intense the vibration. Well, it's not like there'll be that many fellow perverts in their daily routine, right? Right?!

As you’re about to go to bed for the night, Duo, the Duolingo owl, suddenly slams your bedroom door open. “You forgot your French lessons two days in a row. You know what happens now.”

You are a college student that has just discovered that they are Allowed To Do Anything. Sit on the Dean's lap wearing cat lingerie? He asks you if you're comfortable. Grope the Head Cheerleader? She asks you if you want her to take her top off, for easier access.

When it first happened the tentacles were considered disgusting. Nowadays they're just a part of life. It wouldn't be all that surprising to feel a tentacle slide down your pants, or watch someone hop into a patch of them to get off, or watch a professor perform a lecture between moans

The magic The gathering club was confused when the cheerleaders turned up. The head cheerleader sighed, "Technically, you guys count as a sports club. And *technically*, that 'tournament' you won counts as a championship. So... I guess you get to bang us this weekend..."

The monster under your bed has been waiting all this time for you to hit legal age. Midnight rolls around and well... Happy Eighteenth Birthday!

You, a werewolf, are forced to work the night shift. You really can’t afford to lose this job, so you go to work, determined not to maul anybody and hopefully keep your identity a secret.

After inheriting his uncles mansion, a college Student reallises, that the maids are used to do sexual Services. Believing his uncle took advantage of them, he swears to treat them with utmost respect. Meanwhile the Maids grow frustrated from being denied to fullfill theyre favourite duty.

It wasn't an uncommon wedding gift in their culture, but it still threw the groom off a little to see his bestman's 18 year old tomboy sister on the gift table bound and gagged. She was going to his maid/concubine. However his new wife loved the idea of the young woman being theirs.

"Y'all got any really old lamps?", you ask the owner at a yard sale. Just behind your ear, a tiny djinn whispers, "Oil lamps! Oil lamps specifically!"

"You owe me years of Sex and galons of cum!" after Findling her male childhood friends porn collection, a busty tomboy learns that she is his type. Now she wants to catch up on All the Sex they could have had.

Succubi are infamously hard to impregnate. Yet it’s said if you do, she will be yours forever. You find this out when a red faced succubus knocks on your door, awkwardly clutching a pregnant belly.

A reversal of the usually fantasy. A girl with the power of at will invisibility sneaks into the men’s locker room. Unbeknownst to her, one of the guys has heat vision, and rather than ratting her out decides to tease and show off to her.

"If you're reading this, you're the new owner of this house. I've hidden 200 rubber ducks all over this place. Bring me proof that you've found all 200, and I'll give you a gift that your family will cherish for the rest of their lives."

"I don't care if you feel naked without it, you can't wear 2 tons of power armor and weapons at a wedding!"

You find out your roommate makes rent by moonlighting as a minion for a cluster of villains. Unfortunately, he broke his leg, and rent is due very soon, not to mention the villains have his address. So he asks you to do him a solid and wear his costume...sadly, you really need the money.

You are a Fae working in a callcenter, "Can I have your name please?"

You just died and instead of seeing the pearly gates of heaven or the fires of hell, you see that easy mode and new game plus are now available

That awkward moment when you visit your SO's family and recognize their dad from a one night stand years ago. Then recognize their mom from a different one night stand years ago. And then recognize their brother...and their sister and their aunt...and uncle...Have you fucked this whole family?

All her life, she's been on herbal supplements, which she didn't know were suppressing her half-succubus nature. now that she was at college though, she'd slacked off on them, and her figure and libido, amongst other things, were coming into bloom.

She had a small tattoo, easy to miss, but if you got a good look at it, it read: "Free Sex, please ask".

You were born into a witches coven as the only male. Naturally, this led to quite a bit of teasing from all your friends and family growing up as the sole male witch. However, the day you turned 18, the teasing from all of them became more...lewd.

They say twins sometimes know what each other is thinking, but Rose and Lily discovered years ago that they can feel what each other feel. Things get awkward when Rose finds a boyfriend, and Lily keeps finding herself in the worst places when they decide to have sex.

The revelation that your parents are retired supervillains was surprising. The revelation that every adult in your neighborhood is a supervillain who agreed to amnesty in exchange for retiring, living there and allowing the government to “keep an eye on them” even more so.

People are starting to realize the fountain of youth has been leaking into your town’s water system.

Your roommate is a Succubus, although it’s become very apparent that she’d rather play video games than do “normal Succubus things”. You’ve even asked what she does when she gets hungry, and she just shoved a had down her panties and pulled out a vibrator. She strange, yet fascinating.

Broke, jobless and with nothing but a couch and a fridge to your name, a thief breaks into your home... Only to be horrified for you

"Do the thing."\ "What thing?"\ "You know, the thing where you pause time, fuck me silly for a while then unpause and the sensations come crashing into me all at once.\ "Oh that. Give me a sec."\ "a second for wh-oHGod!"

You have several beautiful female friends. All of whom can sometimes be a but…”comfortable around you. Often not bothering to wear clothes even. One day, they invite you to a sauna, and upon all of you stripping down and getting in, they see your hard on. “Wait…your not gay!?”

Ever since she found out how much her roommate is into gentle femdom, she hasn't been able to stop teasing them, and watching her friend blush and squirm in arousal is even getting a bit addictive for her...