Everyday Life with a Twist Writing Prompts

You dyed your hair a dark green that looks great in sunlight. But now your life has turned into a sexy anime. You now have a hot step-sibling, a water spirit lives in your shower and a demon follows you to class when you walk by the forest.

Ever since he was little, he has been penpals with another child, using letters and whatsapp. Over the years, they have become very close.. Today, they are going to meet for the first time as adults. He expected to meet another guy. Not to be forcefully hugged by a cute tomboy.

Ornithologists can't mark birds with brightly coloured tags because it warps the natural mating scene - a bright band around the leg inexplicably makes a male highly more attractive to potential mates. Aliens trying to catalogue humans have somehow made a similar mistake in tagging you.

She enters the bar early to find that a seat has a vibrating dildo sticking out of it. A sign next to it reads "for every minute you sit here without being caught we'll put ten dollars on your bank account. Good luck ladies ;)"

"I don't care if you've transcended the limitations of humanity and become something akin to a god! It's still your turn to do the dishes!"

Your girlfriend invited you to her all female DND session. She may have neglected to tell you the party intended to use you to play out any seduction scenes that come along.

A single round with a succubus can totally suck the life out of most people, but you’ve been fucked into exhaustion for the last few nights with no ill effects. The succubus trying to drain you is becoming increasingly flustered.

Your reality warping friend/lover likes to prank you by making bizarre changes to your daily routine but making it so you don’t notice them/see them as normal. You’re beginning to suspect they’ve made on such change today, but you can’t put your finger on it. Something just feels…off…

The moment NNN officially ends, the worst possible thing happens: your home internet crashes. No porn, full of desire, you turn to your last resort.

"If you win, you can fuck me!" the gamer girl shouted, fully confident, before a total fluke cost her the game. Underlying her shocked expression, there was a hint of a blush...

People often misunderstand your harem’s dynamic. You’re more like communal property than a master.

A loving couple realize before they start that neither of them really want to have sex, they just think it will make the other one happy. They decide not to, and just sit and cuddle instead.

A smart young college girl joins a STEM sorority comprised of similarly nerdy, academically-minded girls. To her surprise, this sorority has used their combined talents to discover the optimum mathematically proven strategy in the blowjobs-for-grades exchange model.

A busty girl is best friends with a shy nerd. She is a nymphomaniac and has a secret crush on him. She developed the habit of telling him her horny fantasys in a language he does not speak. So told him to "make her his cumdump". He however, has secretly learned the language to surprise her.

She slew a demon, saved the kingdom, and stopped the end of the world, earning her some well deserved personal time. The only problem is that she doesn’t have anyone to spend it with. Now she has to confront her only fear, flirting.

You know what? This cosplayer is *really* cute. Fuck it. Just this once, you're going to let the Jedi Mind Trick "work" on you...

You wake up in the morning after a drunken hookup, and not only is the girl is still around making breakfast, and smoking hot... but also... TRIPLETS?

You had always noticed the girl’s [insert sport] team running in the mornings when you were on your way to the gym. You didn’t ever think anything of it, until you started noticing them running by in fewer and fewer clothes.

The app was supposed to let her absorb and internalize everything in the documentaries and educational videos she had queued, as she slept. She didn't count on it picking up the porn that was open in the other tabs...

Five years ago you answered an ad from a small robotics company looking for an ideal body model for a new free use android. Today they are the biggest company on the planet, you now live in a world where everyone thinks you are just another customized unit of their top selling product.

"Mmmm... a proper Lady must always keep her pinky up and not spill a drop of tea during teatime, even... when riding... her partner-ah! like a stallion..."

Our protagonist has discovered a device that allows them view their own 'skill tree' and control their attributes like stats in a video game. The only drawback is the available adjustments are all sexual in nature.

Her friend always came up with strangely sexual competitions. Today she brought aphrodisiac, and stated whoever snapped and started masturbating loses. What she didn’t realize that the brand of aphrodisiac she brought was banned from the market for drastically intensifying over time.

A busty girl is best friends with a shy nerd. She is a nymphomaniac and has a secret crush on him. She developed the habit of telling him her horny fantasys in a language he does not speak. So told him to "make her his cumdump". He however, has secretly learned the language to surprise her.

"Can we keep it?" The child asks. Only, the child isn't yours, even if the dog is.

They both wished upon the same shooting star, and there's been a bit of a mix-up. As a result, his sister will be getting *his* wish to get more attention from girls, and he'll be getting *her* wish, to be the star quarterback's *girlfriend*...

There is a secret light switch in your room that switches your life between male and female. Your lesbian/bisexual roommate has found it and likes to take advantage of it

It's your duty to provide a sexual favor of their choice to every customer that you serve, regardless of whether your boss says silly things like "That's not your job!" or "What's the deal with you and your weird fetish?"

You're a maid, while the rest the family is insufferable, the young master had always been so sweet. Now that he has control of the estate, you happily host his child and call him master for different reasons

When you were young, your rich parents died, leaving only the young maid to raise you. Throughout your life she has been like an older sister to you, until your 18th birthday. Where she tells you her more “intimate” duties to you can begin…