Comedy Writing Prompts

You're Jane Bend, the mos famous spy in the world...and because you're so famous no one wants to hire you☹️

Sure, a Zombie apocalypse is devastating, but noone has ever given proper credit to the initial zombie, its not easy to stay undiscovered in a country full of trigger happy people until you get a proper horde going!

"Any person you see in a full body costume is a time traveller trying not to cause a paradox; especially anyone in a fursuit."

“Ever since that incident back in ‘06, we skeletons don’t like helping zombies anymore”

"I didn't find the Wizard Tower, there's no towers at all!" "...No, the Wizard Tower. The Wizard who's name is Tower."

You have accidentally turned every one in the entire world into either a bubbly bimbo or a subby femboy.

This genie only had two rule: First, no mater what your 3 wishes are, they will always somehow involve your dick growing bigger, even if you didn't wish for it. Second, for each wish to be granted, you had to fuck her and make her cum.

You didn't know how or why your wish "I wish I got a promotion" was interpreted as "Make my boss's tits grow increasingly bigger", but you were keen on watching it play out...

My friend is a witch, and she’s also a bit of a prankster. She thinks it’s so funny when she uses her magic to put me in embarrassing situations. Well today she went too far!!

Being the damsel in distress could get so boring after awhile! You can't blame her for wanting to make it a little more interesting!

The sexy hunk of a fireman drew his eyes across your body, gently flexing his broad shoulders and taught pecs in a way that could only send one clear message: It was time for the annual battery change in your smoke detectors.

Everyone has heard of cow girls, but what about cow boys? They always thought their friend was an extremely flat cowgirl, turns out, they were guy with the dick of a bull, wth.

When the young maiden was kidnapped by bandits, she soon found out that they were going to ransom her and had no intention whatsoever of ravishing her. She was having exactly none of it.

You didn't MEAN to start a brothel. You really were just trying to help your friends manage their finances and provide a safe space for them to work, if they needed it. It just got a little out of hand.

"When i bought the Harem Bomb, it said in the package that it would create new people. But when i set up and explode it, all the woman were people i already know. Can i get a refund? Its making me uncomfortable."

Spending the night with a certified MILF is the highlight of your night. Your ex coming over to check on their mother… less so.

Write a story where a slip of the tongue or an offhand remark with ill or sarcastic intention leads to sex. No compliments allowed.

As a newly licensed dentist, you knew that getting soft palate bruises from sucking dick wasn't just a myth, but you never expected to see something quite this pronounced in a patient. Surely you should say something about it, right?

Due to last year's all out cheerleader orgy incident that tanked the university's reputation before the start of this year's football season the university's staff present to the cheerleaders their new uniform to be worn at all events going forward designed to stop any form of sex.

Two members of the friend group were constantly bickering with each other, despite being what everyone knew was secretly each other's types. Tired of their fighting, their friends lock them in an apartment together until they fuck each other and like it...

She knew her BFF was mischievous, and she knew she was also more than a bit of a horny perv. She really should have thought of that when she trusted her friend to secure her a new biosynthetic body...

A typo in the companies new uniform policy has made sexually provocative clothes mandatory for all employees rather than forbidden. Rules are rules; things are starting to get steamy as men and women work together under the new policy.

The last thing you were prepared for was an angel's bubble-butt smashing through your windshield on the highway.

"I've got it! Our million dollar business idea! Imagine E-girls, but with really huge obvious tits!" You raised an eyebrow "...so, like regular E-girls..." She sighed and shook her head. "No, no, it's like you're not even listening..."

"Your orgasm is triggered by color?" "Yeah, when I see John Deere Green I cum. The new job at the ranch is the best one I've ever had, I keep getting railed against all kinds of tractors."

You’ve learnt that your ice cold, high flying new manager at work has a peculiar quirk. Cum makes her IQ drop.

Everyone thought his shirt that said “FBI: Female Body Inspector” was a joke. And then he pulled out his badge.

In a world where genies are commonly known, many people hire lawyers to help draft up wishes to avoid them being twisted by the genies. You are a lawyer who works FOR the genies, helping them find ways to twist wishes

A group of prisoners foils an escape to keep the warden from getting fired

You are an alien sent to observe humanity, unaware that you’re being pursued by an extremely persistent cop for violating traffic laws