Comedy Writing Prompts

Your superpower is the ability to travel and always quickly arrive safely at your destination, be it a plane trip or walking to your kitchen from your living room. Your day job is being a very popular Uber driver. But your power doesn't necessarily apply to your passengers...

You wake up to discover your pet is now a human. You can't leave him/her/them alone so he/she/they are going to have to tag along with you, and you have something very important to do.

Three people in different parts of the world all say one beetlejuice

You are the most powerful and the smartest being in the entire Multiverse. You could easily subjugate it in hours. But what do you do? You act like a Looney Tunes villain. Why? It’s funny.

The Grim Reaper has a bad day.

“You’re a Superhero! how do you not know how to perform First-Aid?!”

By night you're the fearless hero adored by the entire city while they're your trusty sidekick. By day you're the unemployed layabout nursing your wounds while they're the heir to a fortune who's letting you crash on their couch.

An angel runs through Hell naked on a dare.

Two time travelers, one from 1924 and the other from 2124, walk into a bar in 2024.

Bodyswapping with an exhibitionist goes terribly wrong!

A female police officer gets called out to a noise complaint, only to find a house party in full swing. When she rings the door, she is mistaken for a stripper, and she eventually decides to roll with it, rather than try to clear things up one more time.

All of the girls in the dorms seem to be getting bustier and bustier. Only one breast obsessed and mischievous young lady knows why...

How in the world did this happen? You, and your crush, stuck in the closet, hiding and stark naked.

Rachel learned the hard way that if she was going to try a painted on swimsuit, she should’ve paid extra for the waterproof paint…

A group of college friends stay in a haunted house on a weekend vacation. The ghosts, though, merely devote their efforts to trying to get them to hook up.

You kept a lust potion in your room, not sure what to do with it. But your mom thought it was wine and served it to your sister, aunt, and female cousins. Now you’re stuck here with them.

After a wild night at the frat house, she made the long walk of shame home without looking in the mirror first. “Suckpet” is still written in Sharpie across her forehead.

A character is aware of that they exist inside of a story. They wonder how much they can bend the world into running on porn-logic.

Recipe site nonsense.

Death has been working for eons and now she's tired, and decides to go on a vacation.

Aliens invade Earth, subjugating all of humanity and enslaving them. Upon realising the aliens are making their humans sad, dogs and cats launch separate attacks. Shockingly, they win.

The Cocaine Ninja Grandmaster faces off alone against dozens of police officers who have come to arrest him.

A superhero answers the call of a person in need. Upon hearing what the person is requesting aid for, the superhero is disgusted and appalled at the audacity of the person.

“So you sold your soul to the devil?” “No, just my patience.”

You are transported to a magical realm and thrust in the midst of an epic battle of goblins, elves, dragons, dwarves, etc. Only to find they're actually just doing a historical reenactment LARP.

Your parents seem to have made it their life’s work to embarrass you at any opportunity. I mean, you love them dearly, but sometimes they make it hard for people to take you seriously… especially when you’re a super villain.

“But you’re the chosen one!” “Too late I already called the police and they’re gonna be here in 5 minutes.”

Her pixie friends kept "blessing" her with bigger and bigger boobs, and it would have been a tremendous faux pas to seem unappreciative of their gifts...

Your excitable bimbo genie keeps twisting your wishes. Not out of malice or anything, just because she’s really dumb and horny.

When she applied to a products r&d company and said she was open to any position, she didn't know they made sex toys, and she didn't know they needed a tester...