Comedy Writing Prompts

She smiled, "come on in" said the nymphomaniac to the strapping young Mormon missionaries.

Ass. Pussy. Cock. Tits. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the cock nation attacked. Only the Avawhore, master of all four sex parts could defeat them. But when the world needed them most…they vanished.

"Just because i have a 'few' women that live in my house and fuck me daily DOESNT MEAN I HAVE A HAREM!"

You got a super power. If anyone looks at your cock, they fall in love in a second. Unfotunally, the bullies at your school think that taking off your pants in front of everyone is a good prank.

"We aren't playing favorites! Your sibling's stepchild is just a DECENT human being that people actually want to be around! Your stepchild is a MENACE and even their own blood family agrees!"

A strange new phenomenon has affected automobiles worldwide. Whenever a car plays Eurobeat, the laws of physics no longer apply. Authorities and scientists are confounded by this. In order to catch criminals, authorities must harness their own Eurobeat soundtracks.

People constantly mistake the really buff lady at the gym for a man. Doesn't help that she's a werewolf.

A different type of chosen one's story where the chosen one is a guy on his 30's who stopped caring long time ago.

A superhero and supervillain married couple see their child go off to college and begins teaching them about "red flags" when dating. They offer wildly different dating advice due to their backgrounds.

Dear Reddit, my therapist says that I am an NPC and she will call tech support. What does it mean?

You are in so many secret organizations you're beginning to lose track of the little details. Codenames, passphrases, who you're betraying for who... you know, little details like that

You meet a zombie and beg not be be eaten, the zombie looks shocked and stops “sir, that’s uncouth and bigoted, I don’t even eat meat, …that’s just something a few did a long time ago and started a bad rumor..” “y-you can talk?”…. The zombie looks even more disappointed.

A Knight In Shining Armor rides up to The Dragon's cave. "Hello The Dragon!" he shouts. "Are you here to slay me?" comes the snarled reply. "Why? Have you done anything warranting a slaying?" After about five minutes of muffled conversation, The Dragon's lawyer emerges.

Your usual angel and demon called in sick today. Instead, you'll have a nun and succubus on your shoulders.

You’ve heard of ‘Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives’, but wait until you catch an episode of the hottest new sex tourism show: Bimbos, Brothels, and Bordellos.

Most people had no idea that the library was haunted by a horny poltergeist. Probably because its attention was usually focused on the librarians.

An encounter at a glory hole leads to uncomfortable times at work the next day when your coworker whispers to you about what they did last night, and how good it was.

"Would you mind pulling over and let me suck your cock? I need to post a video. I promise it will be at most 5 mins." Can you get your Uber driver to agree?

"I am a demon of mayhem and destruction, not your personal pillow. ...I do not recall ordering you to stop."

The chance of being rescued by aliens before your ship's air ran out? Unlikely. The chance of them being sexually compatible with you? More unlikely. The chance that it is actually a college-space bus full of newly-single sorority aliens looking for revenge fucks? No way!

She loaded a bunch of books into a self-hypnosis self-improvement app. She didn't know it was also going to find the directories that had all of her porn in them too though!

You've been raising a god from birth, and they're starting to enter their teenage years

Your parents got infected and became zombies in the apocalypse. They still have enough brain function to take care of you, though.

The county trailer park and the gated community both declared themselves independent micronations. The town didn't mind much at first, but now their cold war is heating up.

Turns out, heaven is places anyone can go to at any time, it just costs a soul to get into, or OUT of. And that’s why demons are so keen on collecting souls. For a family vacation.

Two rival mech pilots are clearly attracted to each other, but are too angsty and stubborn to admit it. Their mech suits both decide to get them to start dating.

A guy innocently tries to invite the neighbors over for dinner, but their wording is so unintentionally sinister-sounding it throws the neighbors way off.

You're a slasher villain, but you don't hunt irresponsible teenagers or adults going through a midlife crisis -- you hunt other slashers.

She never expected her friends to find out that she was both a model and voice actress for hentai games. However, she didn't realize her most popular character was one of her friend's favorites, at least not until they bought a special message and greeting!

It costs quite a lot of money to have a princess kidnapped. Fortunately, as the princess in question, she can afford it...