Comedy Writing Prompts

Naked Road Trip

First contact with the aliens was getting more and more dire. Despite the diplomat's best efforts the aliens seemed to get more troubled as time went on. Finally, the extraterrestrial punched into the translator "Why have we not mated yet?!"

As a funny prank, a bored and horny ghost orders two submissive call girls to an apartment, letting each of them think that the girl they meet there will be a dominant....

A naturally sweet and cuddly succubus does her best to give her summoner the demonic domination that they seem to be asking for...

It turns out we've been seriously underestimating the muscular and cardio benefits of vigorous sex. Now many gyms are including it as an optional exercise.

{Incest} There’s a discount for couples, and you’re tight on cash. They ask for the two of you to prove it. Things get grabby on her end. This all feels kind of like a set up.

A detective is investigating a murder, but the "clues" are actually random, nonsensical objects left by a spirit/ghost who enjoys messing with mortals. The detective, however, takes them incredibly seriously.

What started as a petty argument between a couple has now become the most watched, televised, trial of the century.

A new invention is showcased at an expo. The inventor claims, "This will take laziness to a whole new level."

Marriage proposals are very different based on different species, and some are simple activities that humans do daily. You are married to 17 different creatures of 12 different races, and you don't even remember half of them.

You are a survivor of the first ship with a functional (failed) Alcubierre drive. Your ship crash landed back on Earth but every motive, product, ads, billboards, dish, that you can see is Marmite. You realise that the Cult of Marmite has taken over the World. Now no food doesn't have marmite.

A standard villain and hero who falls in love and has a child together. However, a subject of marital debate is them arguing whether they should raise him as a hero or a villain and which one is the safer profession. Each party believes the other has it way easier and safer than their job.

"You cant eat that bandit! Thats cannibalism!" a flustered cleric says "Dude, we're not even the same species"

2 enemies are thrown together by the winds of fate. To their surprise and dismay they begin to develop secretly passionate feelings toward the other. However, these characters have a strong sense of self control, a healthy respect for boundaries and personal space, and always enough beds

"come on.. he's just a little guy" "that's a dragon" "he likes head scratches" "that he does"

"I'm your substitute prompt writer for today. Your regular writer didn't leave me a prompt plan, so we're just gonna watch Knight Rider, if I can get a volunteer to get the TV from the AV room."

“Bob what’s got you all riled up?” “Damn aliens again frank, won’t stop messing with mah corn.”

You are a doctor working in a urgent care. You have seen your fair share of things. This however, a magical girl stuck mid- transformation, takes the cake.

What lewd calamity befalls our quaint fantasy village this time?

Your date looked skeptical. "Yeah, a leprechaun. The myths are mostly bullshit, we're all women. They don't call it the "pot of gold" for no reason, the harder you make me cum, the more money you'll wake up with tomorrow. The rainbow thing is a bit embarrassing though."

One of her roommates put a bunch of sex stuff on the chore board as a joke. She signed up for every one of them... *As a joke.* Right?

You don't know why, but sex happens around you. One minute, someone says something sexy, and the next minute, they're horny. This ability naturally creates awkward moments.

You'd been stuck there for hours, and you'd seen countless blue and yellow uniforms hit the floor. All you wanted to do was pick up a flœŕkënblorgen and go home, but this IKEA sales staff were committed to showing you just how much you could enjoy products in every department.

She's naked but this spell forces anyone looking at her to act like she's fully clothed. Good acting not guaranteed.

When you rubbed the lamp, not only were you surprised that a genie popped out, you were shocked that she was a beautiful big-breasted ditzy bimbo

The matchmaker made a mistake; instead of pairing you with an outgoing, dominant partner, you got stuck with another shy, subby person. Now you’re both stuck waiting for the other person to take control of the situation.

In an effort the combat the orgasm gap, and ensure that the young women on campus are cumming at least as much as the young men, Exstatic State University has implemented a new program at the end of freshmen orientation. A team of sex therapists and older students teach the freshmen boys how to

Your roommate is a hulking demon, a former warlord with millennia of combat experience, and the picture of menace and brutality. You find them outside your bedroom, a bouquet of flowers in one hand and a box of chocolate in the other.

The goddess of fertility used to punish sinners by sitting on them with her fat juicy ass. She can’t seem to understand why this in the 21st century seem to want her punishment!?

After years of no luck, you finally got yourself a girlfriend! Your sleep paralysis demon isn't happy about that.