Parody and Satire Writing Prompts

“But you’re the chosen one!” “Too late I already called the police and they’re gonna be here in 5 minutes.”

Every adventure knows of "the deck of many things" but rarely do they know of it's numerous variants. No one expects the results when they pull from "the deck of horny things".

Seeking to capitalise on the trend of online subscription smut, a major TV network has launched a new talent show to crown the next up-and-coming adult content creator

"I'm into hand-holding and kissing." "That is disgusting! Tell me more."

A successful CEO has penned a controversial essay: “How I slept my way up the corporate ladder - and why I’m proud of it.”

The villain group has finally done it. They've taken the city hostage while the heroes are off planet. Wait... who is this new group facing the villains? And why are they sexy versions of them?

Write a sex scene in a non-sexy way

"My client has stressed to this court already the incredible circumstances that led him to this frankly, 'unavoidable' confrontation. We would like to again recount for the jury; Your Honour, The ass was fat."

”Would you do on a plane? Would you do me in train? Would you do me in a car?” You've been through sickness and health, for better or worse, time to make good on the rest of your wedding vows.