Reddit Writing Prompts

Aliens invade Earth, subjugating all of humanity and enslaving them. Upon realising the aliens are making their humans sad, dogs and cats launch separate attacks. Shockingly, they win.

A House MD style medical drama set in a typical Fantasy realm. The medical staff tackle a particularly unusual case which is causing tension among the team.

"... so raise the dying colors, you souls that yearn to be free."

The Cocaine Ninja Grandmaster faces off alone against dozens of police officers who have come to arrest him.

A superhero answers the call of a person in need. Upon hearing what the person is requesting aid for, the superhero is disgusted and appalled at the audacity of the person.

It's been years since the start of the apocalypse, and zombies have evolved to have human-level intelligence. After realizing that constantly eating/infecting all humans, their one main food source, won't work long-term, the zombies try to group survivors together to be farmed like cattle.

“So you sold your soul to the devil?” “No, just my patience.”

"Inside of your body, there are roughly 100 sins. I'm gonna take 10 of them from you."

When you were presumed dead from an assassination attempt your best friend assumed your identity to complete your life's work. Now that you're safe and ready to tell everyone you're still alive, the world has completely changed.

You, a powerful wizard, have been challenged to a duel by a young sorcerer. This sorcerer wields incredibly powerful magics, but does the magic all wrong, using no focus, and clearly no training. This is horrifying to you

After a hundred or so tries, you've finally saved the world. Unfortunately, you still have to go back and save the hundred or so timelines where you died.

After waking up on an alien ship, you are refered to as an organic android, which fascinates the aliens.

You are an ordinary member of society, working a normal job and living a normal life while following all the rules of the law. And yet despite all of that you somehow became good friends with so many criminals, cartels, and even entire criminal organisations.

Wizard teleports by accident into the bed room of a paladin in an all female order and must wait several days as men are not allowed in their castle and the opportunities to escape are few and far between and his magic is all over the place after the spell.

Artisans and magical scholars insist the enchanted armor piece that she found is both powerful and totally safe. But when she puts it on, it bonds with her, and she begins to hear its inner eldritch voice demanding to be fed... and it hungers for only one thing.

Being a bimbo in a cyberpunk world meant that when it came to choosing your enhancements, you had some interesting options.

When she agreed to keep her best friend's girlfriend company for the weekend, she didn't realize they had meant in bed as well...

Your bitchy roommate is a were-slut. As soon as the sun goes down, she becomes an insatiable, needy whore for anyone around.

For today’s biology lesson, a human male was brought in for a demonstration. The subject of the day was reproduction.

After the first couple weeks, she had just about forgotten that she ever had a career other than fuckpet.

You're locked out in the rain. Your older neighbor invites you in to dry off.

The main character is a devotee to the god Dionysus and desperately wants to be noticed by him through works and sacrifices. What would get the god of wine and pleasure to notice such a lowly human?

She has a condition which causes her to forget every orgasm almost immediately. On the plus side, she gets to relive her first orgasm every time.

A man is cursed to uncontrollably cum whenever a girl touches him is forced to work at an all-girls site to change it into a coed site.

She arrived in the city as no more than a pleasure slave, now she's the head mistress of the most luxurious brothel in town. Tell us her journey.

Manticore Venom, an aphrodisiac that doesn’t naturally subside. The only known way to flush it out, is to cum it out.

She was wearing nothing but a pair of male boxer shorts.

You are transported to a magical realm and thrust in the midst of an epic battle of goblins, elves, dragons, dwarves, etc. Only to find they're actually just doing a historical reenactment LARP.

"What brought me back? Hate brought me back. I couldn't pass on knowing you'll get away with it all."

“Again? this is the fourth time this week that another storm came in! the school cancelled another day of classes… and the town is almost flooding!” “Well, i know who is doing this… let’s head upstairs and have a talk with our child…”