Heists Writing Prompts

You're a thief who breaks into homes, but try your best to stay undetected. You lubricate the hinges to prevent squeaky noises, you sweep the floor to get rid of footsteps, etc. Eventually, you fix more than you take, and rumors spread about a mysterious, helpful fairy in town.

The amount of money your soulmate currently has appears over your head. The number over your head has always been low. Then one day, while sitting it your car, it suddenly shoots up and surpasses $1,000,000. Seconds later, someone jumps into your car and yells, “DRIVE!”

Hello, this is Lockpicking Lawyer. I was put into a high security prison for nuking multiple major cities across the world. However, this high security prison cell door has an INEXCUSABLE design flaw. Here’s how I’m going to open it with the zipper I broke off of my jumpsuit.

You and your crack team enter the bank. You shout, "THIS IS A BANK ROBBERY. EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!" a cheer erupts from the employees. Balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling and a sign drops with the words: Congratulations! You are our 1,000,000th Bank Robbery.

You decide to rob a house while a family reunion is happening, not only no one pays you attention to your attempts but an old lady just hugged you and secretly passed you a one dollar bill "for candy"

The greatest thief to ever live, you quickly grew bored with how easy it was too pull off elaborate heists, and get into "impossible"-to-infiltrate facilities. After a while, you found a new hobby: mugging other thieves during their greatest heists.

You have made a heist group. The brains: Jimmy, 5th grade, who has a 7th grade reading level. The brawn: Henry, who can do an entire 2 pullups in gym. The hacker: Mike, who knows how to cheat infinite cookies in Cookie Clicker. The guy on the inside: Cam, who claims his dad owns Microsoft.

You partner in crime has pulled a gun on you. "The truth is, the game was rigged from the start." You know that very well, mostly because you did all the rigging.

You have been tasked with infiltrating the neighboring nations academy of magic. Although, you are magicless you are quite skilled in other ways. After all you did con your way into being spy, it shouldn't be too hard to become a mage as well.

A member of the Thieves Guild is trying to sneak into a noble’s castle, but she’s dummy thicc, and the clap of her ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

She didn't need to look behind her to tell that her apprentice was staring at her ass, the leotard she wore as part of her thief gear always did compliment her curves very well. Her apprentice is pretty cute though, she might as well have fun with it and tease them a little while she's at it.

You were more than happy to become the apprentice to a master thief. But you weren’t expecting her methods to be so…sexy. She stripped in front of you, and covered her nude body in oil. “Okay now you. The oil will allow us to squeeze into tight, wet spaces. Oh and stay really close to me okay?”

Burglar protagonist has successfully broken in a mansion. Fortunately the AI in charge of the mansion think the protagonist is the maid working there. Unfortunately for the protagonist the AI thinks they are a maid in need of punishment.

You're an immortal being, and a few of your sentimental keep sakes have been legally taken to be showcased in a museum. Now, you must figure out a way to get them back.

You and your gang Rob a museum, unaware that the artifact you stole was cursed.