Classical Mythology Writing Prompts

Lucifer was banished to the underworld for rebelling against God, but instead of an empty wasteland he finds it’s still ruled by Hades and Persephone; the last two Greek gods in power.

You and your lover have been summoned to become heroes. But the gods decide that they will keep your lover as a plaything. So you decide to kill them, and... you somehow do.

You learned about the ancient gods in school, and as a joke you decided to reenact one of the rituals described in your textbook. You did not expect the god to actually answer.

A knight rescues a beautiful princess, finds out his squire is in fact a girl, and draws the attention of the amorous dryad stalking their campsite. It's going to be a busy night.

A young man joins an all female adventuring Party consisting of a paladin, a cleric and a celestial warlock. He soon learns that they all worship the Same godess of fertility and Sexuality.

The god of pleasure has been sealed for a few thousand years. She cant even masturbate so, needless to say she's quite pent up. But this passer-by might help with that, Not only are they cute they look like just the type to undo her seal...

The goddess of lust, sealed for a century by the followers of the god of purity, tormented by the powers of her own domain, kept in constant pleasure, constantly on the edge of climax but never over. But today the seal has broken...

Let's create a new mythos centering around sexuality, pleasure, and sexual acceptance. (Maybe the creation myth is that the earth and sky are eternally fucking.* Maybe thunder is a goddess' orgasms.** Maybe the masochist God of the hunt is punished by the God on nature.)

You thought it was a good gig for a small God of only one little mountain. A virgin every few years to join you in your pocket realm, but after a few thousand years you're just tired of needing to teach them *everything* all over again.

He'd just found out that he was the descendant of an ancient Fertility god... That would explain why; 1. All his childhood friends were women 2. They were all super curvy , and still growing bigger, and 3. They all wanted to be his Harem and get to have his children.

A pair of gods have been quarreling over the path of humanity for generations. One day they see two young men fighting over the affections of a young woman and decide to make a bet. Whoever choose the man to bed her first correctly wins. They’re starting to get creative with their meddling.

In all of her years as a Siren, nobody's ever sung back. Until now.

Gods are called Gods because no mortal has any chance against them... so what do you call a mortal that can kill a God?

“YOU SLEPT WITH HER?!” Your friend says. “I don’t see what the big deal is, she was nice.” “SHES THE GODDESS OF WAR!”

“How did you quell the wrath of the goddess?” *The royals asked. You’re too embarrassed to tell them she turned you into her new sex toy.

Lilith has returned to Earth to tell her side of the story, as no one wants to listen to her, she switches tactics and becomes an Influencer

The many deities of the multiverse consider the insular gods of Earth their Lovecraftian abominations. The one rule these gods all agree with and stick to is to never gain the Earth gods' interests or ires. One god has broken this rule by abducting an Earthling to be their hero. Panic ensues.

To escape limbo and finally face judgement in death, a soul must pay a coin to cross the river. You are the worker of a charity that raises funds for those who cannot pay.

Your deity spouse has been fretting over the future. You're just waiting for the right time to tell them you're immortal.

As the favourite mortal of the goddess of love and fertility, she is quite "fond" of you. Now she is taking the relationship to the next level.

The gods wander, leaving devastation in their wake, they cannot truly be imprisoned, but to them a thousand years is but a moment, so trying to imprison them technically works on our timescale, because it takes them 1000 years to notice they cannot move.

The whole world watched in a stunned awe as Jesus Christ returned to Earth. How the light shone around him as he touched down, how he slipped, how he smashed his head on the curb, and how he just laid there barely moving

Amazons are appearing in the modern age, invading dating apps and abducting the people that answer. Nobody has reported anything to the authorities.

“for the last time I don’t want to sleep with you!” You tell Aphrodite.

After dying a shy (virgin) girl agrees to a so-called 'deity's' bargain to be reborn in a fantasy world. That bit was 100% legitimate; said deity being a sex goddess trying to tip the balance between sex and prudes in her world was conveniently not mentioned

I think where everybody went wrong, was when they thought we didn’t love each other. My sweet child the moon and I have been dancing for one another for eons, I breath the air he exhales. What a silly notions people make up, now my love why and how did you get here?

You've been raising a god from birth, and they're starting to enter their teenage years

Fertility gods are a pain - or perhaps a pleasure, depending - to deal with. Eldritch ones even more so

The goddess of fertility used to punish sinners by sitting on them with her fat juicy ass. She can’t seem to understand why this in the 21st century seem to want her punishment!?

The benevolent king leads a joyful kingdom, yet every so often, his wistful gaze turns towards the forest. Nobody would believe him, but there, he, as a prince, had met with a godess. A godess who told him "a smile could build a kingdom" that made him who he was today and captivated his heart.