Comedy Writing Prompts

You are a dildo tester for a company that makes outrageous monster dildos. So many have been shoved up your pussy, ass, and mouth, that they decide to promote you. You will now test….the monsters they model the dildos off of!?

Though a hardcore dominatrix, she still had a sense of fun, and she squealed with delight, as she spun the "wheel of punishment", smirking at her sub. Her giggle caught in her throat though, as it landed, impossibly, on the teeny, tiny, sliver that read, "switch roles"...

It turns out the 'paladin' you've been flirting with all adventure is actually three halflings in a suit of armor.

She was tesked with clearing out a den of Succubi, and she planned and prepared for exactly that. So she was caught off guard when she entered to find a fully decked out Spa Resort (also run by Succubi) instead of a lair. The Succubi seem friendly, and VERY eager to treat their 100th customer.

You're a knight, sent to rescue a princess from a dragon, and have just kicked in the door. Now here's the problem; you can't tell who is who, they're both mid-romp on the bed, and both react to your entrance by dragging you into bed to join them.

You are a character in an adult fan fiction that just doesn't want to be part of it. Whenever something explicit is about to happen with any person (including same gender), you just make an excuse or do something that can stop the adult scene.

Her party dress was enchanted, and changed its form to fit her needs. Apparently it's decided she needs to get laid, because it's only getting sluttier as the night goes on.

“So you are telling me the after life is a glorified zoo for souls?” “Correct, the difference being the paradise afterlives are better maintained.”

A supervillain with the power to manipulate sex drive. An entire city brought to their knees by their own base instinct. You are their hero, Celibate Man.

The cute assistant is apologetic as she leads you to the conference room. "Thank you for coming, but there's been some delays. Can I get you anything while you wait? Tea? Coffee? Blowjob?"

"Sorry, but we're not independent contractors anymore. If you want to hire a hitman, you've got to go through the union."

When your boss told you he was gonna send you an 'e-male' to follow up on your report, you assumed it was a typo. but now there's a femboy waiting expectantly on your desk.

You and your friends are playing a heated game of Monopoly. One of them landed on your property which they can’t afford. Not willing to go bankrupt, they strip themselves to get a discount which soon began a trend in the game.

"Alright, loser of the next round has to be the winners sex slave for the entire weekend!" They happily agreed to it, both secretly planning to try and throw the game without the other noticing.

An AI runs the facility, constantly putting those who reside there through test after test to create the perfect product. But this AI isn't trying to create a Portal Device. No. This machine's purpose is to create the worlds best sextoys.

When a tomboy joked that if her friend bought her the gene mod for giant tits, she'd let him play with them as much as he wanted, dhe didn't realize he'd take her up on it...

A magical student gets in over her head experimenting with portal panties...

You are the sentient magical sword of The Legendary Hero that once saved the kingdom. But your master passed away years ago, so you decide to do what all great heroes of legend do after retiring: you open a tavern.

In the apocalypse, it is a dog eat dog world. Kill or be Killed. There is only one exception. Every Thursday is movie night, hosted by the doomsday prepper.

A person hires a psychic to communicate with the dead. However, it is revealed he is just excited he has terminal cancer and wanted to inform his dead ex wife he is joining her soon and to get ready. His ex wife is less then amused at this news.

For a Goddess that has modesty as one of her virtues, she ironically wears pretty much no clothing. At least the look on her face when you told her that was absolutely priceless.

Roped into helping her friend test a new invention, she didn't realize that it was pills for enhancing the flavor of cum. She pretended to be more upset than she really was...

"For the last time, it's not a harem! I just happen to have some very open roommates! 'Master/Mistress' isn't even a sexual term, it's just a sign of respect!"

"Oh, good. You're finally awake. We were so worried. Clothes? What are those? HEY! Stop staring at my face! My tits are down here!"

Describe the chivalrous hero of you're fantastical world, from the perspective of one of the villains henchman

A regular doctor (or nurse) was isikai-ed into PORNLANDIA! Several months later and they're regarded as a miracle worker thanks to their "just crazy enough to work" approach to medicine: Actually treating the patient

The zombie apocalypse arrived, but the undead don’t ‘devour’ people they way you thought they would. Now a horde of zombie girls won’t stop shouting lewd things at you from your base

Attention visitors. Several aggressively affectionate monster girls have broken out of their pens and are now rampaging and cuddling through the zoo. Please remain calm, and if a stacked monster mommy approaches do NOT try to run from us... I mean them.

Horny as hell but low on cash? Head down to the Learner's Brothel to get serviced by hookers in training, free of charge!

You're a gay man who just got isekai'd into a romance game. You don't know how you got here, just one thing. You need to find love to escape. The problem is... everyone fawning over you is a woman.