Comedy Writing Prompts

Magical girls are are always stealing their spotlight, so naturally, Magical boys are getting jealous.

"What is wrong with you?! That Genie you've trapped in that lamp is only a baby! No wonder your wishes keep rebounding in ironic ways, they're too young to do proper reality manipulation!"

A biologist gets reincarnated in a fantasy world, and he hates it, nothing makes sense, the cat ears, the demons, the snake tits. Why do the snakes have tits the size of his head.

Humanity meets an alien race that communicates through physical contact. Rubbing, slapping, penetrating… these all have perfectly innocent, legitimate meanings, but the aliens do get a bit confused about how humans react to them. You love your job as an interpreter...

Haunting a large abandoned house for the last 150 years has been pretty boring. But, it seems the local college just bought your building on the cheap and intends to turn it into a sorority..

“Hey mom can you pass the butter?” His girlfriend wearing a “he calls me mommy too” shirt. His older sister wearing a “big sis, bigger tits” shirt. And his giant tittied mom simply wearing a shirt that says “mommy” all reach for it at once, and all glare at each other.

You thought the sign was a joke. But, it really did say Shoplifters will be prostituted

An AI runs the facility, constantly putting those who reside there through test after test to create the perfect product. But this AI isn't trying to create a Portal Device. No. This machine's purpose is to create the worlds best sextoys.

Satan accidentally sent an angel a dick pic.

"Hey, attitude!" I shout at my thirteen year old daughter. "Ok" she replies with an eye roll, then turns to unleash the full force of her pre-teen snark on the burglar, obliterating him in an instant.

"Well, there's only one way to know for sure." The man said as he carried the anvil to the roof.

A hedonistic goddess who hasn’t visited Earth in many decades discovers all the new sex toys she's been missing out on.

The busty witch points her staff at you. “Now that our deal is sealed. You must deliver unto me your firstborn child!” “Okay” you say as you pull out your cock. The witches face had never been redder.

Entering an abandoned studio, you realized that the place is haunted and you’re now trapped in a classic tv show. You can’t remember how long you’ve been trapped, but you got a plan to escape. You’re going to change the show’s rating to take it off the air by turning it into a porno.

Your hot landlord is knocking again. That’s the third time this week she’s shown up right when you were about to get frisky! In fairness, you had no idea that the dishwasher’s retaining gaskets had to be replaced after each use… whatever that means. She’s nice to look at, but stays too long!

When your mom, aunt and sister eat something they like, they say "my oh my that was yummy". Last night you went to a glory hole and you came in the recipient's mouth. As you were walking away, you heard a familiar voice say "my oh my that was yummy".

A feisty inventor who teaches engineering at a college does her best thinking nude. Unfortunately, today she accidentally sprung a device she was working on designed to "restrain" intruders. Why did it have to be during open office hours where any second...

"Do her tits and ass get bigger?" "No." "Does she turn into a monster?" "No.." "Is she an angel or demon?" "Er... no." "DO WE SWAP BODIES!?" "Fraid not." "Ok, I give up. What makes her magical then?"

"The truth is, I am your mother." "Nooooo! Wait... Don’t you mean father?" "I meant exactly what I said."

[Humor] [Incest] [Femdom] You're boyfriend's house for dinner. He says "Pass the salt, mommy". You, his mom, his big sister, his aunt, both his cousins, and the neigbor lady who's also visiting all reach for it.

The princess REALLY wants to be captured by a dragon.

Her party dress was enchanted, and changed its form to fit her needs. Apparently it's decided she needs to get laid, because it's only getting sluttier as the night goes on.

"A new survey finds that 68% of respondents wish dinosaurs were still extinct or at least did not have access to laser weaponry."

"Stop telling people that I'm dead!" "But you are." "Yes, but I don't want people to know that!"

“Wait so if witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers, what are clerics?” The cleric blushes then sighs, “magic sugar babies…” “that’s why you’re sleeping with 3 patron goddesses?!”

“Did you actually try and use a freeuse spell on me! Ha! Like that’d work!” She said as she pulled her shirt off, exposing her breasts. “My magic resistance is too high! Your puny spell would never work on me!” She bent over and presented her pussy, your cock slowly slid in as she boasted more.

Welcome to hell. You know, most religions got it wrong. It's actually pretty cool down here. Head down the hall to room 12,741 to begin your new assignment: demon breeding!

"Oh, good. You're finally awake. We were so worried. Clothes? What are those? HEY! Stop staring at my face! My tits are down here!"

You're conscripted into an army. Despite being the slowest and the weakest, everyone is convinced you are a super spy/assassin.

After a horrible raging war with extraterrestrials, you’ve been sent to negotiate with their terrible demands. Turns out, all they wanted was sand.