Reddit Writing Prompts

You live in a world without disease,the last sneeze was over 10,000 years ago, you discover that the reason for this is because one person has every disease and cursed with immortality. You can end his suffering but my doing so you make your people sick again

After a female adventurer saves the kingdom and earns her promised reward of land, money, and titles, she finds out that taking the princess’s hand in marriage wasn't an optional part of the deal.

You are the only person left who hasn't been assimilated into the hive mind. The only reason is because you're dating them.

I don't care if it perfectly describes your powers, its a stupid superhero name and I won't call you by it.

She has the power to enter and interact with the worlds within fictional movies/animated films. One day during a movie night with friends, one accidentally brings a Hentai/Porno. After the initial awkwardness, as she moves to take out the disc, she accidentally trips into the TV.

You have always dreamt of becoming a mage. Casting spells and saving pretty girls from dragons was appeasing. However, no magic school would have you. You fall into a depression because you can't practice your craft. A succubus finds you and take pity on you, promising to teach you magic.

He was a child adventurer, choosen by the gods as theyre Champion. For four years he had known nothing but bloodshed and cruelty. Now 18 he faces the vampire queen. She is shoked to See such a pile of anxiety and ptsd and decides to give him the love and care he desperatly needs.

"Well, they looked like kittens when I found them in a box on the side of the road. How was I supposed to know they'd grow up into eldritch horrors? What? No, they don't eat souls; that's ridiculous."

After a year or two of dating, your girlfriend finally invites you over to meet her family. As you enter the living room by her side, you realize with a detached horror that you already know all her family members.

You, a werewolf, are forced to work the night shift. You really can’t afford to lose this job, so you go to work, determined not to maul anybody and hopefully keep your identity a secret.

After inheriting his uncles mansion, a college Student reallises, that the maids are used to do sexual Services. Believing his uncle took advantage of them, he swears to treat them with utmost respect. Meanwhile the Maids grow frustrated from being denied to fullfill theyre favourite duty.

As a magic blacksmith, the worst thing about making sentient swords is how.. talkative they are while you work

"What the hell was that?!" "Affection." "Disgusting! Revolting! Absolutely horrible! Do it again!"

Divine inspiration happens when a god selects a human to create an artifact. However the god compelling you speaks a language you don't understand, letting their inspiration guide you only results in nonsensical, but otherwise mundane objects.

It wasn't an uncommon wedding gift in their culture, but it still threw the groom off a little to see his bestman's 18 year old tomboy sister on the gift table bound and gagged. She was going to his maid/concubine. However his new wife loved the idea of the young woman being theirs.

The machine was supposed to scan all of the notes and textbooks on her computer and upload them to her brain, to make her the perfect student. She didn't realize how much *porn* was also in the scan...

Your study partner is cute, sure. But she’s older than you, and doesn’t seem to have any interest in you or what you do. That is, until you utter a very simple phrase. The words “good girl” change her entire persona in an instant.

"Uh, guys... some hel- mmmph!" Her call for help was suddenly stifled by the mechanical trap, which started working her to her first orgasm of many. Realizing what to expect if the others didn't notice her, she desperately tried to find a way to draw their attention before the machine broke her.

"No! That's it! I'm done! I'm putting a line! No more heroic sacrifices! Are we going to save the world? Yes! But we are doing it without sacrificing anyone else! And that's final! I don't care how much difficult it seems! We are all going to see this trought and that's it!"

"TWO TBSP of mandragora," your necromancy teacher says, glaring at you. The intense sound of gunfire coming from outside makes you flinch. The police has been overwhelmed and the zombie apocalypse is now in full effect. "Not ten, TWO!"

A humble fisherman falls in love with his coastal town’s librarian. Trying to impress her, he delves into the world of books for the first time in his life.

Everyone in the guild had to take the alignment test. Despite everyone's expectations that you'd be "cold hearted" you actually scored "upstanding and compassionate"

"Y'all got any really old lamps?", you ask the owner at a yard sale. Just behind your ear, a tiny djinn whispers, "Oil lamps! Oil lamps specifically!"

"You owe me years of Sex and galons of cum!" after Findling her male childhood friends porn collection, a busty tomboy learns that she is his type. Now she wants to catch up on All the Sex they could have had.

Succubi are infamously hard to impregnate. Yet it’s said if you do, she will be yours forever. You find this out when a red faced succubus knocks on your door, awkwardly clutching a pregnant belly.

It turns out the cute girl you’ve been wanting to date is a lesbian. However, she’s also a witch and has no problems turning you into a cute girl yourself.

A bunch of virgins are about to be sacrificed to a god. They are all kept in the same cell and decide to have a massive orgy so that they won't be virgins and then they can't be sacrificed anymore.

A reversal of the usually fantasy. A girl with the power of at will invisibility sneaks into the men’s locker room. Unbeknownst to her, one of the guys has heat vision, and rather than ratting her out decides to tease and show off to her.

"If you're reading this, you're the new owner of this house. I've hidden 200 rubber ducks all over this place. Bring me proof that you've found all 200, and I'll give you a gift that your family will cherish for the rest of their lives."

Your alien date shifts nervously as the quiet bar goes still and all the patrons turn to look at you. "Look, I didn't tell you this earlier but... I'm actually a hive mind."