Reddit Writing Prompts

As the princess and heir apparent of the kingdom you are the most sought after woman in the whole kingdom, with suitors lining up every day to ask for your hand in marriage. Today you finally accept the proposal of a suitor, causing a massive scandal.

"Why is it that you can never spell my name correctly?! It's not even difficult. Are you stupid?!" The customer berated the cashier. "Our barista is a fairy. I'm making sure she doesn't get your name. Don't worry I'll make sure I get it perfect next time. Have a nice day"

You are a succubus who snuck into a random man’s house and started fucking him. You only planned to drain some energy and leave…until his mom walked in…and was overjoyed that her son finally had a girlfriend. Now your stuck pretending to be his lover because his mom is really nice.

His female best friend gives him a special Pocket pussy that is vaguely shaped like a woman. When he trys it out, he is amazed how real it feels. What he does not know, is that its functioning like a voodoo doll of her. And she did not know how often he would use it, or that he is that hung!

You exist, despite no country having a record of either your birth or your residence and none claiming you as their citizen, everyone forgetting you when they stop interacting with you and you even disappearing from photos and videos the moment they are taken. It is a rather interesting life.

Humans spread across the galaxy millennia ago and in that time the origins of humanity have become lost to history. While there are many competing theories, it is universally agreed that the most ridiculous one is that humans originated on a remote trash-world called "Earth".

You're receiving hush money from your boss to the tune of a few thousand dollars a month. The problem is that whatever they're trying to keep quiet, you weren't aware of until this started happening.

Magic and technology don't mix, or so they say. You worked out how they can be safely combined and it wasn't even that difficult, yet when you presented it to the archmages they confiscated your prototype and ordered you to destroy all documentation and proof of its existence.

Elves have never been affected by narcotics, making elves incredibly judgmental of human drug use. However, one special human drug is the exception, affecting elves far more than any other creature: caffeine.

"Welcome to Hell. To leave, all you must do is finish seven impossible tasks decided by your seven greatest sins. Four people have made it out so far. Will you be the fifth?"

You were a beloved ruler of your country. When the evil king/ queen tried to conquer your country, you fought to the death to protect your country. Seeing how much your people loved you, the evil king/ queen proposes that you two marry to merge your countries. You accept for your country's sake.

Your nemesis has been reclassified as an A-Class, meaning he cant fight you Anymore.

“Alright. You’re paid $1000 an hour, full benefits, full international accommodations of all types, and more. All you have to do is push 1 button, at a specific time, once a day.” “What happened to the last person?” The man sighed and started shaking “Um… you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.”

Turns out of every language is specialized for a certain supernatural task, Latin is for summoning demons, Hebrew is for summoning angels etc. recently You've discovered what English is used for

“You were supposed to be the greatest evil this world has ever seen!” “A person can be good or bad. I just chose to be good.”

The ancient abomination layed its tentacle over your forehead. Finally, after all the perils and dangers suffered, the secrets of the universe would be revealed to you. It digs the tip of its tentacle into your brain and it appears...Never Gonna Give You Up Official Video plays on your mind.

The superheroes have had enough of minimum wage, no benefits, no 401k plans, and being forced to pay high taxes. They decide to protest the unfair circumstances and surprisingly, the villains support their cause.

Everyone you touch turns into stone for a day. Recently a group of people beg you to touch them so they could be sculpted into the perfect body.

To a normal woman, the idea of getting caught and fucked by a monster is mortifying. To an adventure, just an embarrassing memory to keep to yourself. You reached a new level of embarrassment: your party is here to rescue you, but found you getting fucked by a monster and absolutely loving it.

“Isn’t that the armor of the evil lord we went on a long journey to defeat? You know, the symbol of our oppression? Why would you ever wear that?”

Your city does not have a resident superhero, yet it has a lower crime rate than any city with a hero. This is mostly your doing, since you have made it your mission to hunt *anyone* with superpowers out of the city, be they hero or villain.

Since you turned 18, you woke up every morning in the body of a different person. Every day you lived the life of another random person. For the first time in years, you wake up in your own, original body

An immortal keeps a list of all his descendants, dropping in and visiting them whenever possible.

Who wants to be a millionaire but all the contestants are billionaires so it’s more like a threat

Thousands of years ago, the conjoined efforts of all races managed to strike down and imprison you. Once you returned, you find them all scattered, divided and squabbling with themselves. This won't do, so you set out to put order in the house for the sake of a good and proper war.

"So the generals have met up, and they have agreed that this battle has been cancelled."

"Sir, you just came back from the real world!", the reporter said. "What do you have to say to us simulated folks?"

Your father was a dragon and your mother was a princess that didn’t particularly want to be rescued. As a dragonborn princess, you’ve inherited some bad habits, like sleeping on a pile of gold in the treasury and ‘capturing’ the castle maids.

Some say that an invisible red string is tied around the fingers of soulmates meant to be together forever. As it turns out, you can see these red strings, and have therefore created a highly successful matchmaking business.

You adopted a cat named “Dave the Magical Cheese Wizard” from the shelter. After weeks you just started to realize that wasn’t just a goofy cat name.