White-Collar Crime Writing Prompts

You stole 10$ from some guys bank and now he's coming after you with everything he's got.

It is The Purge. Everything is legal. You are a real estate mogul, for 12 hours you don't need planning permits. There's money to be made.

You wake up from a coma. You were in a car crash caused by a drunk billionaire. In an effort to save his reputation, he hurriedly and secretly ordered the best doctors to restore your burned face using the photo on the driver's license they found in your car—a car which you've stolen.

Discharged veteran, Kevin McAllister, returns home to handle his family's estate, mainly the decaying property in a gentrifying Chicago suburb. To the disappointment of a land developer, he won't sell. “We’ll make him sell. He’s a broken man, wounded and home alone”.

You invented a machine. Paper bills get dropped in, seeds dispense from the top. The local crows quickly discovered the wondrous vending machine and youve been getting an easy 500 a week in passive income. The police haven’t caught on yet, but today there was 500k in the machine.

You're receiving hush money from your boss to the tune of a few thousand dollars a month. The problem is that whatever they're trying to keep quiet, you weren't aware of until this started happening.

You’re a crooked hedge fund manager on Wall Street. It’s Friday after market close. GameStop is now the most valued company in the world. You beg WSB to pretty please, DEAR GOD, let you close out your catastrophic short position. They’ll allow it, on one condition: Anal. Live. Only on CNBC.

In a world of superpowers, after your father's death, you've become CEO of his megacorporation, which manages many famous superheroes. But you've also become haunted by every hero whose death the company had previously covered up, and your father swept many hero deaths under the rug...

You thought the vibrating anal beads would be the perfect way to cheat at chess undetected, but then it all went wrong...