Reddit Writing Prompts

It was a simple enough challenge for extra credit in her abjuration studies. All she had to do was wear the choker of the harlot for a week while warding her mind to avoid becoming a slut. How hard could it be?

Parents rent a robot maid for their vacation, and they set it to "adult" mode just to keep their college daughters from throwing parties. Unfortunately, that means the robot is going to take over some very personal "maintenance" for the two sisters, whether they like it or not...

There us a 1 in a trillion chance a succubus can get pregnant by a human, and when they do they must submit to that human. You are frustrated because you JUST graduated succubus school…and the first human you fucked impregnated you!!!

A gamer girl finds herself getting inexplicably bustier and hornier, as she lives in a house that was once a brothel with rumored connections to the occult...

"We aren't playing favorites! Your sibling's stepchild is just a DECENT human being that people actually want to be around! Your stepchild is a MENACE and even their own blood family agrees!"

A strange new phenomenon has affected automobiles worldwide. Whenever a car plays Eurobeat, the laws of physics no longer apply. Authorities and scientists are confounded by this. In order to catch criminals, authorities must harness their own Eurobeat soundtracks.

"Human friend, you said that your sky is blue. But it has turned green! Oh dear. Are you ill?"

People constantly mistake the really buff lady at the gym for a man. Doesn't help that she's a werewolf.

A different type of chosen one's story where the chosen one is a guy on his 30's who stopped caring long time ago.

You accidentally get sent 150 years into the future and everyone is speaking Brainrot. You're the only one speaking normal English but they're treating you as though you've been speaking Archaic

A superhero and supervillain married couple see their child go off to college and begins teaching them about "red flags" when dating. They offer wildly different dating advice due to their backgrounds.

An archfey that loves twisting deals that overly eager and greedy humans agree to has a new human enter her domain. The young woman gives her own name away instantly, saying that even she, a fey, will be better than her abusive parents.

A Sorcerer has cast a spell to activate every magic symbol in the world. Suddenly tattoos of magic symbols start glowing on people.

Dear Reddit, my therapist says that I am an NPC and she will call tech support. What does it mean?

You are in so many secret organizations you're beginning to lose track of the little details. Codenames, passphrases, who you're betraying for who... you know, little details like that

You meet a zombie and beg not be be eaten, the zombie looks shocked and stops “sir, that’s uncouth and bigoted, I don’t even eat meat, …that’s just something a few did a long time ago and started a bad rumor..” “y-you can talk?”…. The zombie looks even more disappointed.

"Furthermore, this contract is binding in perpetuity, even unto death and reincarnation," said the signed napkin, left behind on the diner counter. It was still smoldering.

A Knight In Shining Armor rides up to The Dragon's cave. "Hello The Dragon!" he shouts. "Are you here to slay me?" comes the snarled reply. "Why? Have you done anything warranting a slaying?" After about five minutes of muffled conversation, The Dragon's lawyer emerges.

Your usual angel and demon called in sick today. Instead, you'll have a nun and succubus on your shoulders.

When her ambiguous name got her carelessly assigned to the boys dorm, Her friends worried that she might get unwanted attention there. As far as she was concerned though, none of it was *unwanted*...

Due to the Women's showers being broken they use the Men's showers after college swim class where the pool heater was also broken.

Emily stepped outside, wrapped in only a towel after her morning shower. She was only coming out to check the mail, why should she bother getting dressed? She turned pale as she heard the click of her front door locking behind her, and worse still, her towel was caught…

“for the last time I don’t want to sleep with you!” You tell Aphrodite.

The wizard finishes his spell, leans in and whispers in your ear: "Submit".

"Welcome to Madame Chantelle's Cosplay Couture, where our costumes are transformative! How can I help you today?"

Awkwardly realising my _____ is giving me a lap dance in the vip room of a strip club, are the rumors true they give more than a dance

A succubus sorceress decides to enchant the mistletoe to give it a little bit of extra oomph...

Your professor always emphasized the importance of working through distractions, so you were surprised when she scheduled a private final exam for each student. When she walked in nude, you began to understand.

You’ve heard of ‘Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives’, but wait until you catch an episode of the hottest new sex tourism show: Bimbos, Brothels, and Bordellos.

Most people had no idea that the library was haunted by a horny poltergeist. Probably because its attention was usually focused on the librarians.