Reddit Writing Prompts

Alright, output has been slipping so you will all be assigned these maid uniforms. If you hear whispers in French telling you to be a good little slut that's normal

A genuinely romantic story about a couple (married less than 2 yrs) — that somehow involves the wife learning to deepthroat. With practice/patience, she gets really, really good at it. And she’s REALLY proud of her new skill!

An accident in the lab has given a horny college student telekinesis. The student body soon finds itself beset by sexy shenanigans and earth shattering orgasms.

You we’re about to wish for a harem from the genie, but your crush beat you to it.

Taking notes in an awkward position, an archaeologist copies a symbol onto her skin. She didn't realize that it was a symbol of fertility, or that its magic was very, very real...

When a group of friends bought some kinky sex dice from a weird store, they didn't realize that anything theyrolled on the dice was predestined to come true!

A slightly pent up christian girl accidentally summoned a incubus

Magic Shop Anthology: Sarah found herself a pack of sticky notes at a magic shop. They claim to make anything written on them come true when you stick them on something. Well, as a joke, she decided to stick one on her roommate and write [your choice].

Write a porn parody of your favorite horror film.

A quiet person goes to a bar for the first time. They feel sorely out of place and is about to leave when a dancer sits near them and asks to make out with her to convince her friends that she's in a relationship.

Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.

They were the cutest and most innocent couple one could ever see. Spending their days cuddling in their pillow forts, and getting red cheeked at the thought of kissing the other. It was made strange by the fact that they were a succubus and incubus.

The fairytale changes a lot when RedRidingHood is a goth Slut, Grandma her Milf Friend, The WoodsWoman a horny tomboy and the big bad Wolf a cute friendly wolfboy with a big dick.

You awaken in a metal chamber with a single bulkhead door in a skimpy jumpsuit. Klaxons blare to life as the door unseals revealing a colossal sprawling labyrinth....

(Incest) A cute young woman starts dating a nice boy and his twin sister at the same time, all so she can make them fall in love with her enough to be coaxed into an incestuous threesome.

She felt his dick travel further and further down her throat as she continued to suck, felt his balls grow larger and heavier as she fondled them, watched as his fat burned away to pure muscle as he grew even taller then before. A true gentleman like him deserved this, God she loved magic.

A college sorority sleepover involves a game of "seven minutes in hell": the picked girl has to spend seven minutes in a closet with their succubus member without becoming a horny mess.

Porn is banned, but the law only classifies any film in which more than 10% of screentime is unsimulated sex as illegal. Thus, 'adult' companies start writing feature-length films to smuggle the content through.

Your three best friends consider you "one of the girls" and invite you to their sleepover.

You have died, but instead of oblivion or the afterlife you expected, you wake in a classroom. "Welcome back to Mortal Ethics 101, godlings," the professor says cheerily. "Your reflections are due in two weeks."

The Powers that Be have made a mistake. Instead of a loser who won't be missed, they've Isekai'd a loving family man with a wife and kids. This turns out to be a boon for them, since it means the new hero has all the incentive he needs to defeat the Evil Emperor.

Aliens show up and want permission to build a Dyson sphere around our sun.

You choose to live an average life, despite having incredible superpowers. People often don’t understand, and even get angry at you for not doing more.

The chosen one is task in defeating a dark lord but comes to discover not only is the dark lord a benevolent ruler but manages to forge a friendship with her. Their own sense of morality is put to the test when their friendship with the dark lord turns into something more.

The universe is so, so big. But it cares. It cares so much about us. Us, we tiny, less than insignificant things. I can't help but feel horrified by that thought.

Maybe exiling all the meat-eaters wasn't a good idea.

It appears that not even the Aliens who have chosen to visit or immigrate to Earth are safe from the Cat distribution system

After finally getting an apprenticeship, you realise your boss is 3 racoons in a trenchcoat, little do they know, you are 3 foxes in a suit

Don't mock the power of friendship. it's really just a fancy way of saying you're outnumbered.

You've plotted for the assassination of a hated rival through a contrived process that cannot possibly be traced back to you. It worked so well not even the assassin knew you were the mastermind, so they chose to frame you, "an innocent bystander", for the murder when making their getaway.