Angels and Demons Writing Prompts

In the afterlife, people will be measured by how good or evil they are in their lifetime. You scored a perfect zero, without a single decimal points. According to the regulations, it's illegal to send you to heaven or hell so nobody knows what to do now.

'So, got any unnecessary questions before we seal the deal?' the Devil asked rhetorically. You raise one finger. 'J-just one. What...what exactly DO YOU DO with our souls once they belong to you?'

When I died I always expected to see the pearly gates. But I never expected to see them in such ruinous conditions, as if they’d been abandoned for centuries.

Ben could craft statues so lifelike that many were mistaken as living beings. Normally this wouldn’t matter but for the past week the Demon king has been in a staring contest with a toad statue. The prize the others soul.

When you were a child, you accidentally wrote a letter to Satan instead of Santa. Now, every year for christmas you get presents from the lord of hell himself.

As a young witch, you have recently made a deal with a devil. In return for power, you must become his servant, the concept of which greatly excites you. At the end of your 5 years, you find that by “servant”, he didn’t mean an agent of justice who torments sinners, he simply needed a maid.

Every Deadly Sin has had its time to conquer the earth, and all of them have failed. After centuries since Envy tried, now is your chance, Eighth Sin

You are an angel, angels have only one rule when a human calls your help you must come. One day a human called you to come into the room of a teenage boy to fight the "gay evil" from his closet. So you go, what happens next none of you expected:

Each sinner has their own personal hell, based around their sins, their failings and their fears. However, due to a divine mix up, you're now in someone else's personal hell, and need to pretend you're being tormented so no-one finds out.

A failed author accidentally summons a demon into their house. Instead of wanting their soul, the demon shyly requests a signed copy of the only book they've ever written. As it turns out, this demon is a huge fan of their work- and he's not the only one.

"Welcome to Hell. To leave, all you must do is finish seven impossible tasks decided by your seven greatest sins. Four people have made it out so far. Will you be the fifth?"

Turns out of every language is specialized for a certain supernatural task, Latin is for summoning demons, Hebrew is for summoning angels etc. recently You've discovered what English is used for

“So, wait, you’re an angel? A real, honest-to-God angel?” “Well, technically, I’m only half-angel, and even then, my dad Fell a long time ago.” “Why did he Fall, if you don’t mind me asking?” “Long story short, he met and fell in love with a mortal woman.” “You mean?” “My mom, yes.”

After fighting all kinds of demons in the various hells of different religions, just before you reach your goal, you did something stupid. As the last of the major sin, the demon of sloth rises from his throne. Your divine companion goes the palest he's ever been and utters "Fuck."

"I plead the Fifth!" "First of all, we're in hell. Second, you're not an American Citizen."

As Death you usually don't care much about *how* people die. It is your job to guide them to the afterlife, not investigate their deaths. But recently *a lot* more people are dying than usual, with no sign of slowing down.

"Welcome to hell. You've certainly been a naughty one, haven't you. Get ready for an eternity with some of the most deivious punishments we have!" In reality, they had gone to heaven, but it was decided they'd be happier not knowing.

An angel matches with a demon on a dating site. The angel expects the demon to be dominating and imposing, but she's actually soft and cuddly. The demon expects the angel to be pure and stoic, but she's actually childish and emotional.

You accidentally summon a demon from the underworld. Surprisingly, the demon is just as terrified of you as you are of it.

You've contracted a horrible illness after having a little too much contact with a god for a little too long. It's weird no one ever mentions that divinity is infectious.

"Go to Hell," I told my girlfriend. "I can't, actually," she shot back. "They banned me centuries ago."

As a demon, you get summoned for all sorts of things. Occult rituals, assassinations, etc. But today, your summoner is none of these things. Today your summoner is a soft spoken, nervous boy who just asked you to go to the High School Reunion Dance with him as his girlfriend.

A bound angel experiences her first orgasm by a demon who considers her pleasure before his own.

When humans die none of them go to heaven not even the most virtuous. When asked why, the demons say, “The gates of heaven aren’t meant to keep things out, they are there to keep things in.”

You've made a pact with a demon(ess) for immortality. What do they want in return? Your soul, your firstborn? No, they want to hold hands in public every now and then

Lucifer was banished to the underworld for rebelling against God, but instead of an empty wasteland he finds it’s still ruled by Hades and Persephone; the last two Greek gods in power.

"We now go live to our man on the street. Bob, how is the invasion of Hell unfolding?"

Death is patient, for everyone will die eventually... except for wizards. death hates wizards.

Angels are prudish and puritanical when it comes to sex, right? 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆!! Anything goes as long as it's Safe-Sane-Consensual, and healing magic can really stretch the definition of 'safe'.

You are lying down in an hospital bed when Death shows up. It looks at you with a serious face and lets out a sight. "Seriously. How did you not get killed yet? This is getting ridiculous."