Angels and Demons Writing Prompts

You thought you'd died and gone to heaven. Well... You knew you'd died, and the seemingly endless sex from the three busty, dump-truck assed angels who'd welcomed you was great. But now you were having trouble keeping up. Was everyone else in the afterlife going to be this insatiable?

A succubus, in an attempt to infiltrate heaven, actually manages to seduce an angel, but ends up falling for her. Heaven has finally infiltrated hell.

Sitting on your shoulders was your tomboy angel and bimbo devil. "Suck his dick!" pleaded the devil, "No!" replied the angel, "pin him down, THEN suck his dick!"

You're a guardian angel who, by holy laws, has to watch their ward every second. Your ward is an exhibitionist who's keenly aware of this.

As your son’s father you can’t help but love and support him but as you and your wife sit across from him while he tries to tell you how he’s marrying the actual literal devil you can’t help but question at least some decision making here.

Angels can't orgasm. This is not a problem for them as they have no actual sex drive. Half-angels on the other hand while technically able to cum, have a REALLY hard time getting off. Tell us the story of a half-angel trying their best to have their first orgasm in 100 years.

The Devil comes to collect your soul, but instead, She offers you a deal: She will let you live, so long as you commit at least one evil deed each day.

A demoness who has seen and suffered too much demands one thing from her summoner as price for her services: to know what it’s like to love and be loved.

Satan accidentally sent an angel a dick pic.

Welcome to hell. You know, most religions got it wrong. It's actually pretty cool down here. Head down the hall to room 12,741 to begin your new assignment: demon breeding!

A practicing mage summons a demon to bargain for it's service, but something is off: this demon seems a little too eager to do anything the mage orders.

Your favourite dildo is actually a penis that belongs to a demon. When he has finally found it and reattaches it back to himself, that’s when the fun really begins...

As the saying goes, “Remember to always extend hospitality to those you meet, for people have been hospitable to angels without realizing it.” As you have just found out, that extends to other supernatural creatures, too…

You're conflicted. The demon(ess) you summoned gave you mind-blowing sex as promised, but now they won't leave your couch. You're even more conflicted since they are pantsless in this 'arrangement'

Unbeknownst to you and everyone else you are the literal child of Satan. However, as someone who has lived a good life till you died in an accident heaven has a claim unto your soul. Custody issues ensue

The summoning ritual was mostly a success. But instead of the horny succubus you wanted, you've summoned an angel.

The man was trying to summon a succubus, but he got entirely the wrong kind of demon. Instead of an alluring female temptress, a monstrous demonic warlord appeared instead, one not at all pleased that he was bound to a botched infernal sex contract.

You try to bake your first pie and inadvertently create a portal to the underworld

The reason why not all prayers get answered… is that the angels sent to answer them keep getting distracted by all the fun stuff there is to do on Earth

The main character is robbed of their emotions by a “demon” and becomes cold hearted. The twist is the “demon”is actually a therapist trying to help them process emotional trauma of their parent’s death.

While you were trying to learn some ancient nordic language, you accidentally summons a demon, now you both don't know how to proceed

A child's guardian angel isn't always an angel, turns out a child's innocence and pure spirit is the only thing capable of making any and all Demons feel anything other than negative emotions

I tricked a demon, now I have two souls, what the fuck do I do with them? Maybe I should have planned that out...

(Wholesome) The demon summoning ritual absolutely, positively, did not call for cupcakes. The inclusion of cupcakes did however lead to some surprisingly sexy and positive results!

Three-year-old Mikaela was transported directly to Hell by the Christmas demon Krampus for not cleaning her room. Her mother, who was a serial killer, made a confession and got into Heaven. Now Mikaela plans to sue the universe's divine beings, and we all know which side has the good lawyers.

Heaven isn't just one place; each person gets a paradise in the afterlife uniquely catered to their desires, including their sexual ones. What would a day in yours be like?

Top lawyers don’t get sent to hell, they are sent to heaven. This is to ensure the damned don’t have any quality legal representation. However, through a clerical error you find yourself in hell, and now hell has the best defense lawyer to take their case.

When an angel says "Do not be afraid". They're saying it less to the mortals and more to themselves because they have crippling social anxiety.

"Hold on, you sold your soul to God?"

"Furthermore, this contract is binding in perpetuity, even unto death and reincarnation," said the signed napkin, left behind on the diner counter. It was still smoldering.